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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

It's all there in the hint! (One helper clue: rob the cops of capitalization)

David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Of course you can’t, so here’s a hint: one is like an international version of The Police, the other could’ve been the Domingos, and my disdain for each is idiosyncratic if not irrational. I just can’t stand the sounds they make, and there are so many other sounds to listen to.

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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Everything’s dumb so let’s do a pile-on: There are two bands whose music immediately sends me diving for the skip button. One is from the 80s, the other is from the 90s, and both are so benign it’s ridiculous to have them as audio enemies but here we are. CAN YOU GUESS WHO THESE BANDS ARE?

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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

one reason it's a fair fight is they both have compromised bladders

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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Bricks are so bulky this pride throw scissors

A dozen-plus pairs of scissors stored upright in a red cup emblazoned with I LOVE GAY LOVE and an illustrated image of two axes in love

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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

coming back after dark to change that ER to an S

A streetside message-board sign for Eastwood Church of Christ, printed with the phrase GODS GIFTS ARE LIKE BUTTER SPREAD THEM

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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

I'm so vanilla that when I encounter a Prince Albert piercing I immediately call an ambulance

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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

I know you can't really plan these things but I will be perfectly happy if my final words are I was today years old when I died

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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

People who enjoy cigars also enjoy being photographed enjoying cigars. This is not the case with cigarettes or rimming.

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Dr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🍄 @hilaryagro.com · 16/04/2025

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

Headline: ICE came for their neighbor so these Tennesseans formed a human chain to protect him

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 07/04/2025

Democratic leaders act like time travelers afraid to do anything that might change the future

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Cathy-based economy. Replacing global trade with saying “Ack” a lot

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Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Saw a guy putting swastika stickers on a brand new Tesla so I bravely went over to intervene but turned out it was just the owner expressing his political beliefs

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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 02/04/2025

i love seeing a million posts like "it's funny that he is suffering" and not only do we all know who he is but we all want the same thing. like who's the pronoun now dipshit

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Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Cory Booker has just broken Strom Thurmond's record for longest Senate filibuster ever, which stood for 68 years. Thurmond set it objecting to the Civil Rights Act of 1957. Booker set it arguing against authoritarianism. May Strom's name be forgotten and his memory erased.

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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

like where do fiction writers get the balls??

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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Took Pierre to the vet to check out his hot new limp, brought him home on doggy morphine for an inflamed knee, now he's on the floor with a cookie in his mouth. He'll be chasing this high for the rest of his life.

A black-and-white border collie, comfortably collapsed on his side, gazing wide-eyed through all human existence, with a vanilla dog biscuit just hanging out in his mouth, no biggie

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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Speaking of atrocities, please join me in peacefully protesting the atrocious doings of Elon Musk and his DOGE chaos monkeys THIS SATURDAY at the El Paso Tesla dealership.

Flier advertising upcoming protest at the Tesla dealership in El Paso TX, on Saturday March 29.

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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

I will not be committing any atrocities. I may have atrocities visited upon me, but I can’t let them force me to commit atrocities of my own. “So you’re an atrocity bottom,” my brother said, and I felt seen.

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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

I’ve stubbed out in the parking lot, unwilling to enter a building stuffed with gun culture when I could just stay in the car and listen to Julia Louis-Dreyfus interview Carol Burnett. After losing two gun-class deposits, I concluded that no matter how shitty things get...

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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Sometimes it seems that acquainting myself with the basic workings of a gun would be empowering, literally and maybe even spiritually. But both times I’ve enrolled in Concealed Carry classes—essentially Gun 101, conducted at your local gun shop—

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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

I took a nap is it illegal to frown at a Tesla yet

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

I am begging blue state governors to have lunch this week with your adjutant general of the National Guard. Cannot stress enough how important this relationship is going to be in the near future.

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 13/03/2025

‘Rhythm’ has two h’s and no vowels. Just remember: Rhythm Helps Your Two Hips Move Rhythm is also a dancer and a soul’s companion.

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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 01/03/2025

He’s blown right past Kendall Roy and has Gob Bluth in his sights

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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Pressuring congresspeople is great and we should never stop but also what about rallies at military bases, imploring our armed forces for help in defending the US from this coup? Sign ideas: PROTECT US FROM THIS COUP, YOU TOOK AN OATH, SAVE US

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Paul Constant @paulconstant.com · 20/02/2025

This dumb couch-fucker thinks dudes aren’t inviting him out for beers because of woke.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

America's first gender neutral bathroom was Rush Limbaugh's gravesite.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

I loooooove this website baby

Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social • 5h democrats won't admit it, but my family's economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? ¡ don't have a fancy economics degree, i'm just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
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Could this be because you are white, male, and privileged? Most people living paycheck to paycheck would not agree

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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Temu Nosferatu

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Saikat Chakrabarti @saikatc.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Dems, pick one House Republican in a risky district right now and start running ads in their district laying out what they are enabling. Explain exactly what’s going on with Elon and Trump. Scare just one Republican into calling this crap out. Don’t wait 6-7 months to start!

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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Blue, For the Roses, Court & Spark, Hissing of Summer Lawns

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

I just spent $13,000 at Costco because Target sucks

A brightly lit kitchen counter crowded with groceries groceries groceries

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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

an image from 'The World Only Spins Forward,' Dan Kois' and Isaac Butler's amazing oral history of Tony Kushner's gay fantasia on national themes

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