David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Bricks are so bulky this pride throw scissors 020
David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 04/06/2025coming back after dark to change that ER to an S 070
David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Took Pierre to the vet to check out his hot new limp, brought him home on doggy morphine for an inflamed knee, now he's on the floor with a cookie in his mouth. He'll be chasing this high for the rest of his life. 090
David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Speaking of atrocities, please join me in peacefully protesting the atrocious doings of Elon Musk and his DOGE chaos monkeys THIS SATURDAY at the El Paso Tesla dealership. 160
David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I just spent $13,000 at Costco because Target sucks 0130
David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 02/02/2025an image from 'The World Only Spins Forward,' Dan Kois' and Isaac Butler's amazing oral history of Tony Kushner's gay fantasia on national themes 030
David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Every shot counts (as does bookshelf bar placement) 1170
David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 27/01/2025According to this sign, I am dogs, candy that tastes like medicine, Chappell Roan’s Tiny Desk Concert, and butts 180