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David Schmader

@davidschmader.bsky.social
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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Bricks are so bulky this pride throw scissors
A dozen-plus pairs of scissors stored upright in a red cup emblazoned with I LOVE GAY LOVE and an illustrated image of two axes in love
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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
coming back after dark to change that ER to an S
A streetside message-board sign for Eastwood Church of Christ, printed with the phrase GODS GIFTS ARE LIKE BUTTER SPREAD THEM
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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Took Pierre to the vet to check out his hot new limp, brought him home on doggy morphine for an inflamed knee, now he's on the floor with a cookie in his mouth. He'll be chasing this high for the rest of his life.
A black-and-white border collie, comfortably collapsed on his side, gazing wide-eyed through all human existence, with a vanilla dog biscuit just hanging out in his mouth, no biggie
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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Speaking of atrocities, please join me in peacefully protesting the atrocious doings of Elon Musk and his DOGE chaos monkeys THIS SATURDAY at the El Paso Tesla dealership.
Flier advertising upcoming protest at the Tesla dealership in El Paso TX, on Saturday March 29.
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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I just spent $13,000 at Costco because Target sucks
A brightly lit kitchen counter crowded with groceries groceries groceries
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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
an image from 'The World Only Spins Forward,' Dan Kois' and Isaac Butler's amazing oral history of Tony Kushner's gay fantasia on national themes
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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Every shot counts (as does bookshelf bar placement)
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David Schmader @davidschmader.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
According to this sign, I am dogs, candy that tastes like medicine, Chappell Roan’s Tiny Desk Concert, and butts
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