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David New

@davidnew.bsky.social
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Documentary editor and director. Toronto, Canada

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DAPPER DON DHARSHI @dapperdondharshi.bsky.social · 11h
So long and thanks for all the spaniels.
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 7h
Ah yes, perhaps the most beloved literary trope of all: the classic McMuffin
A screenshot that reads: Moore throws in a Hitchcock-style McMuffin in the shape of a secret tape recording which will reveal just who has been betraying the gangsters.
The problem is that no-one has a machine on which to play it.
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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ukraine helped Yandex move all its data to the cloud… 😂
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 11/10/2026
One step closer to the ur-treat, the treat that contains all treats within it
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👁️saac 👁️o @eyesack.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your résumé? John Cage:
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Malfunction
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today, Oct 4, is the feast of St. Francis of Assisi: the day when you can bring your pets to church for a blessing.
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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you shout Beetlejuice 3 times at midnight, my mum appears on the landing and tells you that people are trying to fucking sleep
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Clive Goddard @goddardcartoons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A #cartoon of mine from @privateeyenews.bsky.social There are plenty more here:https://www.cartoonstock.com/cartoon?searchID=CS481998
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They won’t tell you this in school because of woke but this was a vuvuzela.
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Westcountrybird @racheljs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolutely outrageous. Ive just tried to drop my old clothes off at the local charity shop, they didn't want them. They're good clothes, and there's people on the bread line, struggling. I was so disgusted, I put them back on and stormed out.
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JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 26/09/2026
Iced coffee is amateurish. Pros show up to interviews with a plate of ribs wrapped in aluminum foil and a roll of paper towels.
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I have an amazing 'Super Power' where I can melt ice cubes just by staring at them." "It takes quite a while though."
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
😭😭
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This silk marbling technique
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Al Swearengen @al-swearengen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Next up, Chaucer in Esperanto!
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 21/09/2026
The King of Cornhole
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Apple at a bar, yelling at a doctor trying to approach a woman “she’s not interested pal”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@Very__Regular

george lucas, 1975 (in tunisia, severely dehydrated, over budget) sure, yeah. put the little blue guy in the background. is alec still in his trailer

guy who gets mad for money on youtube, 2024: and now disney made Deebo Threebo green. that's how little respect they have for you
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מיידלבאס ↙︎↙︎↙︎ @pharisee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the people of canada must know the painful suffering of sitting down for a four hour ryanair flight at six in the morning, only to find the rows both behind and in front of you occupied by a stag do who are already drunk
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ANT @allelitegraps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Text which says "Top tip: avoid hecoming a workaholic by only doing jobs which contain no workahol."
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The answer lies in the NEMA standard (National Electrical Manufacturers Association), founded in 1926 by a group of manufacturers who wanted to prevent the need to rewire homes when purchasing a toaster from a different brand.
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Why Are There So Many Types of Electrical Outlets in North America? - Sinaptica
Practical Engineering explains in its latest video why the United States and much of North America use such a wide variety of electrical plugs and outlets inste
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/09/2026
Jason Momoa Wakes Up Tied To Chair In Empty Warehouse With ‘Candy Crush Saga’ Movie Script theonion.com/jason-momoa-wakes-up-t…
Jason Momoa Wakes Up Tied To Chair In Empty Warehouse With ‘Candy Crush Saga’ Movie Script
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
tmw you dad calls while you're trying to hit a deadline at 6 am and reminds you it's your anniversary better buy your wife a gift son so you thank him for being a great dad who has your back then he calls back like 10 minute later and is like "its not actually your anniversary lol cooked you sucker"
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My preferred Alto route is: Windsor>Toronto>Quebec>Halifax>tunnel>Saõ Miguel>tunnel>Lisbon>Malaga (quickest way to Mediterranean beach)>Barcelona>Rome>Malta Let’s go Carney
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trump becomes the first orange man to support a united Ireland
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I do not want AI Margaret Thatcher. I want Jessica Chastain in the worst wig you can possibly imagine, just as the lord intended.
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My Bloody Vinyl Time @mybloodyvinyltime.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is great youtu.be/OoXt7YCYUYs?...
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Jolene ~ 45rpm played at 33 1/3 rpm ~ Dolly Parton ~ 1973
YouTube video by MA Ham
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Felix Colgrave @felixcolgrave.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Housing Inspection
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
New music? 😅🎶🤣🎶😂
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colin feral @sal.gay · 29/08/2026
Alleyway with a sign on a metal fence. Sign reads in all caps PRIVATE SIGN DO NOT READ
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Walking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
BREAKING: sucks to have stuff renamed by white people, doesn’t it?
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Gray @grays.art · 26/08/2026
#humpDayHumor
The Passive Aggressive Raven.
Edgar Allen Poe at his desk.
Quoth the Raven, “nevermind.”
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Per Engzell @pengzell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“The Allegory of the Cafe,” Plato
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ozymandias shoulda made two monuments so he could have told people to look upon his works ye mighty and de spare
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Carl Kinsella @carlkinsella.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
a delorean going at 88 miles per hour
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A 14th-Century Skeleton Had Injuries That Looked Like a Car Crash. What Killed Him? (Gift Article)
Researchers believe a young man buried inside a Scottish castle was a victim of the long-feared siege weapon, more powerful than a typical catapult.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A blower and epoxy resin, timed to the minute, sculpt ocean waves into a serving board before the pigment sets forever.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When you realize the intro of the famous song "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple is the intro of Beethoven's 5th Symphony simply played backward. Mind-blowing. Original post
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Pete @eyebrowsofpower.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Nanopticon
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Anthony's Spinning Circles here too! @circlesspinning.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
😂😂😂
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They should do a spider-man 2 ps5 dlc where Mamdani is mayor so there can be a subplot of Mamdani fixing problems before Spidey can get to them
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
In 1967 Muhammad Ali refused the Vietnam draft and lost his title the same day. He stayed out of boxing for almost four years before the Supreme Court cleared him in 1971.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"handmade" goggles
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CPN @oksettledown.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/08/2026
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