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Dave Duncan

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
@CoreysThirst

Now I'm positive y'all making up words every year because wtf is an agnostic???

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My brother in Christ, you're posting this status from a handheld dictionary/encyclopedia
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Dii Moffatt @diimoffatt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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ℂ𝕒𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕟ℝ𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕤 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ 😸 🌊 @stevefm20.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Tweet from deg (@degg):

the cvs cashier asked me how im doing as i put some diarrhea medicine on the counter. "not great man ive got diarrhea" i told him
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@Amtrak_CA

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

@porkbelt

.@Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@murrman5

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived ona deserted island for a year] it was crazy

[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@primawesome

My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets anew cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@MohanadElshieky

Please stop saying the vaccine doesn't have severe side effects. I took my shots and now I'm alive and have to keep working
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Dave Duncan @davidduncan48.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Were you talking with Lebatard today?
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
asked a question in Built Xterra/Frontier.
1 hour ago

Can a bad Altarnator cause the Catholic converter to go bad?

user responds - 
I will literally pay for your vasectomy
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Yuri Gnu @yurignu.com · 08/09/2026
loving the new look
Link in the new Ocarina of Time remake and totally not Elizabeth Holmes looking completely normal on the new You Can See Everything documentary
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tweet from shawnatron (@online_shawn):

A cat heroically struggling to call 911 with his paws while you watch, dying and helpless on the floor, but he's using the tv remote
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@david8hughes

[wife drops me at the airport]

Wife: have a safe flight

Me: I have no say in the matter

Wife [already driving off]: die then
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Dave Duncan @davidduncan48.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
*rubs eyes* Four Pulitzers?!
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Arte Moreno bought the Angels in 2003 (the year after they won the Series) for $184 million. He then spent 23 years running them into the ground, let the stadium decay, wasted Trout and Ohtani, and sold for $4 billion. And the owners are crying poverty and threatening to kill baseball next year.
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
still the best to do it
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Nick Varga @karaoke-god.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 25/08/2026
Texas’s drag ban was found to be unconstitutional this morning and one of the plaintiffs who brought the suit was an Austin-based drag queen who often impersonates Dolly Dolly was named in the final judgement itself and after hearing about the lawsuit, she sent that drag queen a signed guitar
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tweet from Sandra Newman (@sannewman):

Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I have the head of a hawk
There's nothing I can say
I'm a piece of Assyrian art

(image of stone slab art with a figure better described by the lyrics above)
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Dave Duncan @davidduncan48.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I can tell you about Lief Erickson.
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Dave Duncan @davidduncan48.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My guess is a recent post by Hugh Laurie. Very disappointing.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@emilystjams

Gender isn't binary, except for the two (2) shows about soccer. The boy show (Ted Lasso) is about what happens when boys play soccer (crying), and the girl show (Yellowjackets) is about what happens when girls play soccer (murder). Both shows are accurate.
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Peace @dogsmile.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tweet from Jason (@longwall26):

You're off the force, Detective Kitten! Hand in your badge and gun! I'll also take that ball of yarn. haha so cute. You're back on the force
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@i_need_eggs

“you better not be distilling the essence of some little guy when I get there” 

my goofy ass:

(19th-century engraving of Wagner and Homunculus from Goethe's Faust II)
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I feel the need, the need for cheese
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn
A day may come when I am not mistaken for another brown actor. But it is not this day.

Kunal Nayyar @kunalnayyar
Every time I get recognized for you I think “man I wish it were true:)”

Kal Penn @kalpenn
I have taken credit for both of your accolades in the last 2 weeks so I guess I owe you each a photo, half a beer, and an awkward extended hug

@SarahKSilverman
Replying to @kalpenn @kunalnayyar and @kumailn
Why do you have three accounts?
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Susan Collins announcing she'll vote against a controversial nominee is basically the moment it becomes clear that nominee will be confirmed. It means Thune has enough votes to confirm, and thus, Collins gets a pass to look independent.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
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Love-Colored Katsu Spark @yurimobilefort.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Top panel is tiny planet Mercury in relation to the HUGE Sun.
Bottom panel is a similar image, a tiny "close ad" button in relation to the fingertip labeled "my finger" which fills nearly the entire panel.
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Dave Duncan @davidduncan48.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
NIN's hurt is better than Cash's hurt.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us.
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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’m at the heat advisory. I’m at the flood warning. I’m at the combination heat advisory and flood warning.
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Dave Duncan @davidduncan48.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
One of the beauties of short term memory loss is that you can read the same page over and over and your library doesn't have to be that big
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Dave Duncan @davidduncan48.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I felt like almost nothing happened the whole season.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/06/2026
need to start thinking now about a full package of judicial reforms: new justices, new circuits, new district courts, ethics reforms, docket reforms, and transparency reforms.
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ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A drunk South Philly guy would've shimmied up there and crowbarred it off in like 10 minutes
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Like so many men before me, I have been “soft canceled.” Denied every single thing in my industry except constant employment, tens of millions of dollars, and thousands of hours of prime tv time to say whatever I want with no repercussions.
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Dave Duncan @davidduncan48.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
As a matter of fact it's all dark.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Man with his dog flees from bombs in Tehran. (Photo by Pooria Hatami)
Man driving a motor scooter with a dog in his lap and smoke from bombs rising in the sky behind them
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Dave @davelikesmovies.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
This made me laugh, and we all need that these days.
A photo that mimics the opening credits to the tv show "The Love Boat." There are 2 light blue concentric circles. Inside the inner circle is a silver sphere with 2 sharp arms protruding from it. The words Phantasm Sphere are underneath the photo.
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