David Brisbane @davidbrisbane.bsky.social · 09/05/2026The Wine Song really spoke to me* *Currently 3 glasses of wine down #SNLUK 050
Reposted by David BrisbaneBallot Box Scotland @ballotbox.scot · 08/05/2026This was Reform's best chance at a constituency gain, and they came up just short: in the final BBS model before polls opened, they had a tiny edge, it was a total tossup. SNP will be extremely relieved by this ^AF 710832
Reposted by David BrisbaneBallot Box Scotland @ballotbox.scot · 08/05/2026Shetland Islands (Highlands and Islands) Constituency Vote (vs 2021): SNP: 5453 (47.5%, +5.6) LD: 3936 (34.3%, -14.3) GRN: 949 (8.3%, +8.3) RUK: 725 (6.3%, New) LAB: 169 (1.5%, -2.1) CON: 137 (1.2%, -3) OTHx2: 115 (1%) Valid Turnout: 63.9% SNP GAIN from Lib Dem ^AF 109927
Reposted by David BrisbaneThe SNP @snp.org · 08/05/2026🥳 🏴 A HISTORIC SNP GAIN! Congratulations to Hannah Mary Goodlad, elected for Shetland Islands. A seat at the table for Shetland. 1318951
Reposted by David BrisbaneRoss Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 08/05/2026New: sources indicate that 8 couples left the Hantavirus cruise and immediately took part in BBC's Race Across the World 072
Reposted by David BrisbaneCraig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Image of the count in Glasgow. 062
Reposted by David BrisbaneBallot Box Scotland @ballotbox.scot · 08/05/2026COUNTING HAS BEGUN FOR THE 2026 SCOTTISH PARLIAMENT ELECTION ballotbox.scot/scottish-par...ballotbox.scot2026 Scottish Parliament Election ResultsQuick links: Seats Won and Count Progress Constituency Results Regional Results (by Constituency) Regional Results (by Region) Vote Swings by Constituency Whilst you wait for results, you can chec… 4657
David Brisbane @davidbrisbane.bsky.social · 07/05/2026“We earned 10,000 Bengs” #RaceAcrossTheWorld 030
Reposted by David BrisbaneRoss Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 07/05/2026'Well, I like the lilac constituency paper, but...I also like the peach regional paper...' 0295
David Brisbane @davidbrisbane.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Jeeeeeesus imagine not getting your arse in gear to settle a strike dispute BEFORE a big news event that only happens once every 5 years 030
Reposted by David BrisbaneThe TV Room @thetvroom.com · 07/05/2026🟦 CLEAN FEED | News | BBC Radio Scotland is reporting that tomorrow's STV strike is on. It says this means there will be no Scottish news bulletins or election results programmes. 154
Reposted by David BrisbaneScott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 07/05/2026‘Thanks, or just a voucher is fine’ 18880215
Reposted by David BrisbaneScott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 07/05/2026SNLUK has been renewed for a second series out in September. 91107
Reposted by David BrisbaneThe SNP @snp.org · 07/05/2026Scotland needs a fresh start with independence. Vote for Scotland’s right to choose a better future. Make it Both Votes SNP today. Polls close at 10pm. 33927
Reposted by David BrisbaneKaukab Stewart @kaukabstewart.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Scotland’s values are on the line, and just like on Kenmure Street, we will always stand up for our neighbours, our communities, and the welcoming nation that we are. 25829
Reposted by David BrisbaneThe SNP @snp.org · 06/05/2026The SNP’s plan would give first-time buyers up to £10,000 towards their deposit, helping more people get a foot on the housing ladder. Make it both votes SNP Tomorrow for real help with the cost of living, support for first-time buyers, and a fresh start with independence. 42010
Reposted by David BrisbaneNick Kapur @nickkapur.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Monthly ebook releases on Amazon were basically flat before the release of ChatGPT and other LLMs. Now around 2/3 of all ebooks released on Amazon are fake. 19646298
Reposted by David BrisbaneGareth Joy @lookoutwales2.bsky.social · 06/05/2026There are TV flops and then, there are TV bombs. ITV has dropped Graham Norton's The Neighbourhood from peak time. It's lucky to be even getting a post-News at Ten slot, TBH.static.klipy.comI'm Not the FatherALT: I'm Not the Father 021
Reposted by David BrisbaneNick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 06/05/2026[In the style of Christine from Two Doors Down] "I'll tell you who does a nice GLP-1 jab…" 0112
David Brisbane @davidbrisbane.bsky.social · 05/05/2026What does Zack Polanski have against Gloria Hunniford? 010
David Brisbane @davidbrisbane.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Didn’t realise The Pitt S2 was releasing weekly in the UKmedia.tenor.coma man with a beard and a stethoscope around his neckALT: a man with a beard and a stethoscope around his neck 220
Reposted by David BrisbaneScarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Apparently Saturday Night Live UK did a parody of this Scarred For Life gem last night: the deeply sinister early 80s British Pork ad! Talk about a deep cut... 1814818
Reposted by David BrisbaneRussty Russ @russtyruss.bsky.social · 03/05/2026#OnThisDay 1997 : Katrina and The Waves on behalf of the United Kingdom won the Eurovision Song Contest with Love Shine A Light. #90s #Eurovision 061
Reposted by David Brisbaneorbette @orbette.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Tesco, emailing me this terrifying motherfucker to me on a Sunday morning is an act of war, what the fuck, no I will not meet Plumbert I will destroy Plumbert 1542191471
David Brisbane @davidbrisbane.bsky.social · 02/05/2026So happy we get another 2 weeks of #SNLUK - would have been criminal to end it after tonight as originally planned 010
David Brisbane @davidbrisbane.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I need Ross Kemp to be constantly reminding people to GO WITH YOUR GUT 020
Reposted by David BrisbaneVictoriaQOTD @victoriaqotd.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I've had my share of gynaecological gyp. I still can't polka without wincing, but we're spunky in Cheadle, we totter on. 15221
David Brisbane @davidbrisbane.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Nobody: ITV: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME 1% CLUB??? 241
David Brisbane @davidbrisbane.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Listen I absolutely ADORE SNL UK but jesus wept can we have it at 9pm instead? #SNLUK 320
David Brisbane @davidbrisbane.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Was it having to continue working with Barney Walsh? 020
Reposted by David BrisbaneBallot Box Scotland @ballotbox.scot · 23/04/2026New Scottish Independence poll, Survation 14-21 Apr (changes vs 8-12 Jan): Yes ~ 46% (+1) No ~ 43% (-2) Don't Know ~ 10% (nc) Excluding Don't Knows (/ vs 2014): Yes ~ 51% (+1) No ~ 49% (-1) 0149
David Brisbane @davidbrisbane.bsky.social · 23/04/2026media.tenor.coma bald man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt is saying `` finally ! ''ALT: a bald man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt is saying `` finally ! '' 010
David Brisbane @davidbrisbane.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Jesus it has been an effort to get through this season of Drag Race I’m so tired 😴 120
David Brisbane @davidbrisbane.bsky.social · 18/04/2026The Pitt is VERY VERY GOOD but I am just treating it as an ER sequelmedia.tenor.comEr Er Show GIFALT: Er Er Show GIF 110
Reposted by David Brisbanesinéad @transsexual.bsky.social · 13/04/2026do you have any idea how unbelievably transphobic you have to be to alienate duncan Hothersall from scottish labour 829873
David Brisbane @davidbrisbane.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Aw I love watching Scottish Labour destroy itself - it’s up there with eating a slice of warm, buttery toast and that feeling you get in your stomach at 11:55pm on New Year’s Eve 010
Reposted by David BrisbaneEuan @euan.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Scottish Labour manifesto is out, don’t vote for them 561899685
David Brisbane @davidbrisbane.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I will say my vocal stim this week has been “Aaania Maagliaaaanooo!” #SNLUK 170
