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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The new Siri AI seems slow at certain tasks, like simple calculations. It feels like it’s using a heavier model than it needs to.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Jammed my pinky in my mic stand, but at least it was muted.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Film idea: ANTIGONE IN 60 SECONDS an action-greek-tragedy-heist where Angelina Jolie has to steal 50 cars, defy the King, and bury her brother before sunrise.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

To give you an idea of how smart the new Alexa+ is: I give it a command, it says “Sorry, I can’t do that” and then does it anyway.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“Glove Slap” was a 30 sec joke in The Simpsons and yet somehow it has occupied permanent space in my brain for decades.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sad to read this. I saw “Spring Awakening” about 18 years ago, and I can still remember the way those songs made me feel that night. Helped by a fantastic cast too (including Lea Michelle and Jonathan Groff)

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Engineers are looking for more efficient ways to heat our homes, meanwhile a bagel I toasted 15 mins ago is maintaining a core temperature of 700 degrees.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I don’t like that they’ve moved the Share button in Safari in iOS 27 😡

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Bug report: when you use the new self-service tills in Co-op and pay by card, they say “Please take your change”. Which is, of course, ridiculous.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Might go mad and update to iOS 27 on day one.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Good to see she’s got a side hustle.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I heard Jessie Ware is playing the Velodrome in Glasgow?

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“Pressure” gripped me. I wasn’t sure you could create this much tension around “weather-or-not” the D-Day landings would succeed, but Andrew Scott is hugely watchable. You can see the pressure mounting across his face. A strong ensemble cast helps bring all the elements together.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Wow, can’t believe she brought out Stuart Little to sing “I’m Alive”

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The professional baby sketch is giving Steven Toast #snluk

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Remember when people wanted fluoride free toothpaste so the 5G pigeons couldn’t mind control them.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’m having my own Bayeux Tapestry exhibition at home by shuffling very slowly past my towel rack with the lights off.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think brioche buns are the worst buns.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I don’t quite get how the latest Spider-Man film is making so much money. I liked it, but I wouldn’t have thought it was good enough to be making over $2 billion!

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Well, it’s certainly an element. The question is how many of our 100 people knew it?

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

“The sender would like to recall this email.” Too late! Your Microsoft Exchange server tricks have no power here. I’ve got it now, and I’m going to read every single word.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Ambient “listening” is 😬

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

My Apple health age is 21 🙂‍↕️

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I went to all these apple filming locations last month. What a coincidence.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Apple office workers trying to get on with work while their boss is yapping about neural engines to camera.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Imagine it was called iPhold

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Got an OOO that says they won’t respond to my email until July 2027. Okay then.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Had my first look at the yassification of George Square this morning. I think it’s a good start, and not nearly as bad as some people are complaining about.

The newly reopened west side of George Square in Glasgow. Featuring stone slabs and new trees.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The woman who installed my smart meter said she liked my soap.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Sometimes I’m innocently reading something then I hit a “And here’s the kicker…” and immediately want to die.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Kind of regretting booking a smart meter repair for 8am on a Monday morning.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I’m happy I got plenty of daylight this morning ✌️

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

what9whos is an app for describing any location on the surface of Earth using the names of actors who have played Doctor Who. edjefferson.com/w9w/ Meet you at /////////Cushing.CBaker.Martin.McGann.Gatwa.Cushing.Davison.Troughton.Cushing

edjefferson.com

what9whos //////// the most (unofficial) doctor who-based way to talk about location

describe your location using the names of actors who have played bbc tv's doctor who

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is a recorded reference call for Chick Bongo. Now what is the date you totalled the truck?

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Finally, the recognition I deserve.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I feel really zapped of energy this week and it’s not like me 😔

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

“Actor wanted for political exposé. Must have a convincing American accent and strong improvisational skills. No oyster allergies. Equity rates. Helicopter transport provided.”

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The type of targeted ads I get

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Looking out my clothes for tomorrow, and I’m just not ready to stop wearing short sleeves yet.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Reading about a pending movie deal where the producers are trying to tempt the stars back by offering “generous increases in backend participation”. Nothing gets an actor back on set like generous backend participation.

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Craig Steele @crgst.bsky.social · 02/09/2026