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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i thought the nfl games so far have been boring
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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The “Clean Ass” Theory of Geopolitics: Why American Exceptionalism Is Rotting from Within
From far-right hygiene myths to systemic “enshitification,” a viral reality check exposes why the self-proclaimed “greatest nation on Earth” is falling apart.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Are the new 250,000 jobs for people to fix everything AI will inevitably fuck up?
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
@hunterfelt.bsky.social 2026 🔥| Trenchtown Jazz - Bob Marley x Amy Winehouse Vintage Reggae Blues Pop Mix
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/06/2026
Tips For LGBTQ+ Travelers theonion.com/tips-for-lgbtq-travele…
Make sure the destination you’re heading to isn’t somewhere that persecutes LGBTQ+ people, like Dubai or Boston.
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Reader of Banned Books @readerofbannedbook.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
REASONS FOR LOOSING SLEEP - need to pee mosquito bite vivid dreams - good, boring, or some times dangerous
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/01/2026
“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
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Chris @chris-hhh.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
this message to minneapolis from comedian zach woods is profane and also wonderful
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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
If this one doesn't get your ass moving, consult a mortician
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
www.instagram.com/cfblucy?igsh...
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Oh, Andy Borowitz. What a gem you are.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Brazil wins the Copa América Femenina on penalties
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Calvin and Hobbes @calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Always assume your opponent is smarter than you. #CalvinandHobbes #ReversalOfFortune
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
It is a BURDEN
ptotic autisto-mystical withdrawal
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Crazy how much hate Greta Thunberg gets for simply being autistic and having the correct political opinions on everything
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
when i first started with x i liked it because it replaced the magazines i used ti read. then it got bad. i like bluesky now because it seems like a magazine.
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Your moment of wild beauty ❤️
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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Drinking tequila in honor of Cinco De Mayo isn't considered a cultural awareness event. No excuse for picking your child up 3 hours late.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Still one of the best Onion News Network segments.
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ian bremmer @ianbremmer.com · 05/05/2025
saying we shouldn't be able to buy and have all the stuff we want (and right now!): that's anti-american my two cents on trump’s ‘less is more’ pitch @gzeromedia.com
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Trump’s ‘less is more’ message is un-American | Ian Bremmer's Quick Take
YouTube video by GZERO Media
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
The corruption in Trump’s America is off the charts
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ian bremmer @ianbremmer.com · 16/04/2025
some answers for you: www.gzeromedia.com/by-ian-bremm...
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Is the world on the brink of chaos? Your pressing questions answered
Feeling overwhelmed by the constant news cycle? You're not alone. Dive into the chaos with me as we explore pressing questions on politics and geopolitics. From Trump's motivations to the risk of a Ta...
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
This is Donte DiVincenzo
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Toni Storm drops a filthy "Man from Nantucket" limerick, you've been warned
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staffer @frustratedstaffer.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
What it looks like when a person has never had a job in their entire life:
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Arthur David Spota @adaspota.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Leonard Cohen talks about the poetic mind (CBC-TV 1966) #WorldPoetryDay #LeonardCohen A young Leonard Cohen explores the roots of his poetry and rejects the notion of artistic posterity and says "I'm not interested in an insurance plan for my work" youtu.be/Yta36Ry8UFc via @YouTube
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Leonard Cohen talks about the poetic mind, 1966: CBC Archives | CBC
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Arthur David Spota @adaspota.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Rime of the Ancient Mariner ~ Larry Jordan and Orson Welles (complete) Larry Jordan's beautiful 1977 experimental film - using animated engravings of Gustave Dore, with Orson Welles magnificently reading the timeless Samuel Taylor Coleridge poem. #ExperimentalFilm www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRGn...
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Rime of the Ancient Mariner Orson Welles
YouTube video by internationalopera
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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
March Madness would be a lot more interesting, exciting, and meaningful if instead of competing and being mad, they stopped for a moment to discuss their truths and open up a dialog about mental health.
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dylyricus @dylyricus.com · 05/03/2025
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Bob Neuwirth Remembers the 1975-1976 Rolling Thunder Revue With Bob Dylan
YouTube video by Bob Neuwirth
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Put your Joint Address questions here and I’ll see if I can answer some as I go ⬇️
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asif-cx1.bsky.social @asif-cx1.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Isolda. By Wlad Safronow
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Trevor J. Adams @trevorjadams.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Good morning! Up and at 'em with Canada's Prime Minister of the Blues.
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Dutch Mason Alberts Hall 91 I Ain't Drunk/Baby Please Don’t Go
YouTube video by bigbenrich
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Hunter Felt @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Marianne Faithfull and David Bowie looking like a Bluesky power couple
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/01/2025
Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All theonion.com/pentago...
Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
as much as i like football, living here in brasil, it's at a high level and has some of the very best players - go vini. and merican footie - go phili. but fifa is the shits, worse than the ncaa. so i will not be watching the world cup from saudi a. i hope others will boycott fifa.
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ian bremmer @ianbremmer.com · 06/01/2025
it's 2025: what do @eurasiagroup.net and i say is the biggest risk of all? our flagship #toprisks2025 report is now live. check it out: eurasiagroup.net/TopRisks2025
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Eurasia Group | The Top Risks of 2025
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Rex Chapman @rexchapman.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there? National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
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Mike @mspendl828.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
November Highlight Bob Dylan at Wolves Civic Hall An incredible night. Might be the best live music experience I've ever had. This wasn't a show or a recital, it was real music being created in front of you. Made me completely rethink so many of the songs #musicsky youtu.be/d7KIHScTRzQ?...
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Bob Dylan - 2024-11-09: The Civic Hall, Wolverhampton, UK [full set, audio only]
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Kamau Franklin @kamaufranklin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Q. Why are the Black Panthers building their own medical center A. ...Educate the People to the fundamentals of socialism and also to heighten the contradictions within this capitalist system
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/12/2024
God Locks Heavenly Gates After Spotting Mormon Missionaries Milling Around Outside theonion.com/god-locks-he...
God Locks Heavenly Gates After Spotting Mormon Missionaries Milling Around Outside

-The Onion
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Hunter Named 2024 AP College Football Player of the year. way to go old guy! i bet it realy feld gud
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
american sports. ain't it great? www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/d...
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Texans’ Azeez Al-Shaair suspended three games for violent hit on Lawrence
Houston’s Azeez Al-Shaair was suspended by the NFL without pay for three games Tuesday for repeated violations of player safety rules
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God @thegodshow.com · 03/12/2024
Rush Limbaugh and Henry Kissinger are still in Hell.
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Joseph Fasano @josephfasano.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I will never, ever get over this.
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
It’s all in the telling.
Dear Santa:
When I was a child, my father cheated on my Mom. Later, my parents divorced.
Soon after, my mother died in a car accident My brother and I could only live in my grandma's old house.
Grandma's sister was an alcoholic. The whole family lived on my grandma's savings. Grandma recently died.
My Uncle Andy is barely keeping himself out of jail from day to day.
My brother left home and won't talk to us any more.
Dad, now 74, had to go out to work to support the family and eventually he is going to want me to do the same thing.
Yours sincerely.
Prince William
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
@marioprime.bsky.social are you familar with Path of Exile? are you going to review PoE 2 which will br coming soon?
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
@hunterfelt.bsky.social the wnba is good. better than watching beantown. are you only a man only b'ball fan?
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
oh bbc try again
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