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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
can`t write to you on substack - so - you and your sweet fowled mouth intelligent friend, (unlike you i am older and can`t easily remember names) are now amoung my HEROS, beside Jose Mujica, late president of Uruguay. if i prayed i would pray that both of you live well past 2028.
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i thought the nfl games so far have been boring
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
time to tell you that A FART IS NOT ALWAYS JUST A FART.\ per Robert De Niro in a movie staring old farts.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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The “Clean Ass” Theory of Geopolitics: Why American Exceptionalism Is Rotting from Within
From far-right hygiene myths to systemic “enshitification,” a viral reality check exposes why the self-proclaimed “greatest nation on Earth” is falling apart.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Are the new 250,000 jobs for people to fix everything AI will inevitably fuck up?
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
@hunterfelt.bsky.social 2026 🔥| Trenchtown Jazz - Bob Marley x Amy Winehouse Vintage Reggae Blues Pop Mix
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/06/2026
Tips For LGBTQ+ Travelers theonion.com/tips-for-lgbtq-travele…
Make sure the destination you’re heading to isn’t somewhere that persecutes LGBTQ+ people, like Dubai or Boston.
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Reader of Banned Books @readerofbannedbook.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
agreed, even though i cannot hear it due to my wonderful ms update. fuck off microsoft. the only reason i use it is because the game i have played for 10 years, path of exile is only available through ms. SHIT
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
you are sweet, she is not
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
i`m exhausted, good night
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
prefect?setup?my best friend/wife died 6 months ago,i just moved,my car got rearended,my old dog has cronic skin bacteria infection. i try for some humor but really don`t know what you mean about a set up. to me you are a stupid american to still live in that shithole country
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
saw how gud your writin wis,and rote u sain it was the best sports writin i had ever red. i liked your writin since until u became, understanly, obsessed with the BIGCHANGES within yourself. carl jung said that there is a hole in everyone only god can fill. i hope u find a god to fill your new hole
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Dear Ian or lucky monions Please look at the podcast on youtube of BRADLEY MADDEN. Try to bring her under your umbrella and form some kind of partnership with her. She is as intelligent and insightful as you at your very best.
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
ha ha, agreements, contracts, laws mean nothing when you have the supreme court in your pocket
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
have you just gone off of a deeper end?
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
REASONS FOR LOOSING SLEEP - need to pee mosquito bite vivid dreams - good, boring, or some times dangerous
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/01/2026
“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
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Chris @chris-hhh.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
this message to minneapolis from comedian zach woods is profane and also wonderful
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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
If this one doesn't get your ass moving, consult a mortician
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
is bsky turning facist against the theys. is it an omen that bluesky went from that to bsky (at least they refrained from b like x did)
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
that hits too close to home to smile at.😒😊
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
PLEASE KEEPUP THE INTELLIGENT POSTS. oops, forgot caplock. m photo - kurk, an intelligent and humble person who was an american.
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
www.instagram.com/cfblucy?igsh...
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Oh, Andy Borowitz. What a gem you are.
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
from the delete bin - you fucker!!!!!!!!!!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Brazil wins the Copa América Femenina on penalties
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
commodore 64
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Calvin and Hobbes @calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Always assume your opponent is smarter than you. #CalvinandHobbes #ReversalOfFortune
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
It is a BURDEN
ptotic autisto-mystical withdrawal
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Crazy how much hate Greta Thunberg gets for simply being autistic and having the correct political opinions on everything
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
BULLSHIT - ask the fallowing site how long they have been here. bsky.app/profile/sava...
bsky.app
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
uses seemes 2B an 'reposting' gud em and +mirer kep at upp, muney mour lookinfwd 2 yor next repost!
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
saw eu onn wast a donne an left un note on ur 'person nut'. op eu didnt mined.
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
owe taught twas oily wit moi! uses ist an twelfe-timer. bute owe four gives u ass u flit sooo gud.
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
when i first started with x i liked it because it replaced the magazines i used ti read. then it got bad. i like bluesky now because it seems like a magazine.
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
rid dis. yous wis a grit riter,biter den dan now.editer cant makit dis gud tipping our caps to some of the most illuminating work being done elsewhere on the internet to the best and brightest baseball writers, researchers and thinkers from outside of the BP umbrella ' '
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
"clouds in my coffee" line - forgot the context but seems to mean - unsure - a mature natural state of examining your opinions.
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
since you've talked about it - www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle... skimed, not interested and wouldn't want her as my therapist.
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Are you a people pleaser? It’s time to find out what you really want
It’s easy to go through life mirroring what others want and how they see you. But don’t you deserve more?
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Your moment of wild beauty ❤️
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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Drinking tequila in honor of Cinco De Mayo isn't considered a cultural awareness event. No excuse for picking your child up 3 hours late.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Still one of the best Onion News Network segments.
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ian bremmer @ianbremmer.com · 05/05/2025
saying we shouldn't be able to buy and have all the stuff we want (and right now!): that's anti-american my two cents on trump’s ‘less is more’ pitch @gzeromedia.com
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Trump’s ‘less is more’ message is un-American | Ian Bremmer's Quick Take
YouTube video by GZERO Media
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
wow - i'm impressedthat you know what he is. didn't peg you as a wall street intellectual.
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I'm surprised!?!
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
not nearly as good as origional. origional is equal to best of bob and almost all of leonad c.
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
The corruption in Trump’s America is off the charts
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
i guess for you fame is harder to come by
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
liberal in name only, less conservative than the democrats.
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Jonng @david2000.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Du U really tink tat da USA scret polic didnt rid dis site or dar informers ridin all dis R goin 2 ignor yur autism? dint lit any1 no bout yer gobag fer goin 2 TO. (tis hour secrit)
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