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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

This is the only acceptable use of AI

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

all due respect why would you tell everyone this

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

“please use the potty before we leave” “i don’t have to use the potty” “it’s a long drive to Ojai just try” “no i promise I don’t need to potty” *5 min in, Lena audiobook rollin’, she’s saying something technically nice about jack antonoff* “Daddy…”

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

We had to send notes home because DeuxMoi (81 weeks) brought in home brewed kombucha with her mommy's placenta in it. Fool me once...

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Kristen Doute is saying things that no one has ever been brave enough to say on tv. She is mama.

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Wemby should have spend 2 more minutes with the Dalai Lama

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

huge shout out to all the dads making today a little extra special

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Every child unanimously said or signed Fire Fucks” at 3:30pm today.

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Drinking tequila in honor of Cinco De Mayo isn't considered a cultural awareness event. No excuse for picking your child up late, slurring your words, and wearing a tank top that says, cinco de drinko…. Not again, Ted.

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

The Met Gala is a psyop to make you believe we have free will.

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

this is a 19 year old caucasian named josh

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Houston (49 weeks, NY pronunciation) just started baby signing, “clavicular got frame mogged by the Arizona State frat leader”

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

your vocal stim, you say? your hyper fixation? please stop cosplaying autism

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

ALL DRINKS WILL BE HOT OR LUKEWARM FROM NOW ON CUZ WE DON’T SUPPORT I**

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Farm to table snack is being pushed back a few minutes to determine if the home mushrooms Weir’s (84 weeks) mommies sent are psilocybin or regular. And please remember, we're no longer saying "snack" because the word has a hard, violent sounding “K.”

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Elf on the Shelf is a dangerous normalization front for the surveillance police state we’re all sleepwalking into

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

POV: you’ve been up for 3 days straight receiving ancient wisdom from your silver lake healer and you walk into an intervention

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

All parents and guardians MUST have an “I Voted” sticker on at drop off. We’re not getting started until everyone has voted. If your child is wearing an “I Voted” sticker, that’s illegal and we don’t appreciate it.

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

OK who’s doing the Sopranos rewatch podcast The Gabagirls?

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

The current state of LA is listening to a podcast on the way to an event and seeing the podcast guest when you arrive

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

tilly norwood was indicted on federal racketeering charges and is currently awaiting sentencing

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

things must be real bad cuz i don’t even know why the mcdonald’s flag is at half mast

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Nobody ever talks about how Rhys Witherspoon sounds like the most British guy in the whole world

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

manuel-miranda (102 weeks) is talking at length about the “cinnamon togrophy” in “one beebee after a neenee”

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

NEXT WEEKEND: ONE GABBLE AFTER A DOLLHOUSE

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

🐔 Rest in anarchy, Buck Buck Obama 🐔

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

if it gets announced, we’ll postmate the whole mcdonalds menu to celebrate

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Congrats to our very own Billy Mommy Brown (47 weeks) who just signed an overall deal with PepsiCo+

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

teacher stephanie (1824 weeks) hanging with our gen z interns

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

it’s depressing that we assumed the weighted vest girlies walking near campus were wearing b***et proof vests but here we are in this game show ass hell hole of a country

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Saying "I love you" is a disservice to your child. Be specific so they see you acknowledging their unique and special attributes. EXAMPLE: “I love the way you use your telescope to take picture of dying stars” or “I love your eye for summer salad ingredients.”

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Welcome to earthquakes, NY. We recommend tweeting about it and preparing an earthquake survival kit (raw water, an 80s grateful dead cassette, poems (TX pronunciation), amino acids, and various crystals)

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Op-Ed (58 weeks) has been spewing hate speech (baby sign language) about red dyes (pro!) all week. Have they been exposed to seed oils or something?

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

literally every los angeles parent you know is yelling at this picture for 70 different reasons

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Our first entertainment lawyer was named Perry Menopause

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Hearing that some are using this time to “get into” the Grateful Dead. We strongly encourage those exploring to reach our to Shaman Jeff (lost his mind on summer tour ‘91 but found his soul) for his responsibly curated recs. Brooding Dark Star jams can be dangerous out of context

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

For those young ones asking, “Swag,” the name of the new Justin Bieber album is also a term used by the elderly to describe aura in 2007

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

our version of the silver surfer is a troubled vet named stanley who resides in our alley and regularly huffs metallic paint

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Sunscreen is TOXIC! A safe alternative is encouraging your child to read poetry in a dark, cool room.

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

We severely miss the time when our “cage free” discussions had to do with eggs and NOT HUMANS. This is not a joke. The Fourth of July is cancelled.

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

we’re rarely talk about the truly seismic shift that took place in the monsters inc universe when monsters left behind the age old practice of scaring children, replacing the fear with laughter

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

life is full of beautiful mysteries. like, why are there two trader joes across from each other on riverside in sherman oaks?

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

we have about 40 toddlers here who are now ny polling experts but they’ve never even heard of rockaway or jamaican queens

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Sicario (177 weeks) has a photographic memory. Unfortunately it’s just these two photographs

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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

we can’t condone the “yes and” philosophy for parenting. it’s what got depalma (191 weeks) hooked on clove cigarettes

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