Reposted by dave wagnerMelissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 11hreading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the newsphoenixnewtimes.comCongressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signsEmbarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. 1753161701
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 6hso many of their songs would be total bangers if they were just baltimore club 000
Reposted by dave wagnerMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 9hi feel this more and more every day 272150217
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 12hit was basically me, jorts, and gonzo for like ten years here. or it just seemed like ten years 2350
Reposted by dave wagnerdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026🚨 ENDORSEMENT ALERT 🚨 Chancleta has been endorsed by a family of three random raccoons who saw him from outside. One of them even stood on our patio chair on two legs, like a person. This is incredible news for Sandal's campaign to represent whatever it is he is running for. 481025144
Reposted by dave wagnerCrits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · 30/09/2026It’s been another expensive kitten season and I know we are all struggling, but if you have even a few extra bucks to help us save our girl, please send them our way. linktr.ee/crits4catslinktr.eeCrits For Cats, Inc Cat Rescue Official: TikTok, Instagram, X, Facebook, Twitch, Threads | LinktreeA small cat rescue in Eastern Maryland focused on TNR, Fostering, & Adoption 12180134
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026in cat years he's quite old, which fits in with our current system really well 160
Reposted by dave wagnerabsinthe makes the heart grow fonder @absintheofcolor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026a challenger appears 3544
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026*sure could. damn it i cannot even blame my phone for that one 2290
Reposted by dave wagnerLaskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Finally, a candidate running in an election I can actually feel 100% good about voting for. And with the Raccoon endorsement... I mean, how could you not?? 0556
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026(knocks on door) "have you heard that a family of three random raccoons has endorsed Chancleta in his campaign for something?" (aggressively hands homeowner a flyer) "Do you have a plan to vote? TELL ME THE PLAN" 41023
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026oh yeah, haha, of course. absolutely. 100%. that's how it will work. yes. 1100
Reposted by dave wagnerManny Suazo @smokyburnout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026that would be a good cat political poster too 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐀 is running for 𝙉𝙊 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙊𝙉 1574
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026but he can't win whatever he's trying to win without your help. Chancleta's opponents, whoever they may be, have -- or may have -- the support of Wicked Special Interests who probably put their seats back on airplanes whenever they want. Donate here and stand with Chancleta for something or other 51184
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026in retrospect, i should have put some disembodied heads in weird little circles, people love that shit in endorsement graphics 01390
Reposted by dave wagnerAndy Famiglietti @afamiglietti.org · 06/10/2026I don't know what I am voting for Chancleta to be, but I am voting for him. I don't know what district, state, or country he is in. I will move there. I will naturalize if needed. 0567
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026🚨 ENDORSEMENT ALERT 🚨 Chancleta has been endorsed by a family of three random raccoons who saw him from outside. One of them even stood on our patio chair on two legs, like a person. This is incredible news for Sandal's campaign to represent whatever it is he is running for. 481025144
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this is fucking news to me, that's not what i thought this was 060
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026yeung's tweet must go so hard if you're dumb as shit 1160
Reposted by dave wagnerdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the other day i got into a car in cyberpunk 2077 and turned on the autodrive feature so i could relax. the car immediately turned onto the sidewalk and repeatedly ran over a pedestrian. it then just sat there. so anyway, i feel like i have a good sense for how these tesla robotaxies will work. 61529
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the other day i got into a car in cyberpunk 2077 and turned on the autodrive feature so i could relax. the car immediately turned onto the sidewalk and repeatedly ran over a pedestrian. it then just sat there. so anyway, i feel like i have a good sense for how these tesla robotaxies will work. 61529
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026wow, you're gonna light it up like dynamite. shining through the city with a little funk and soul, one might say. 2200
Reposted by dave wagnerdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026for the first time since tracking began, more American households have kittens than puppies. there is a reason for this: homeownership is declining, and homeowners are twice as likely as renters to own dogs. did cats engineer the housing crisis? i'll be honest: it is now more likely than not. 27907107
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/int...washingtonpost.comOpinion | The dog versus cat rivalry is age-old. But something is shifting.New trends in pet ownership reflect the state of the U.S. economy. 21064
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026for the first time since tracking began, more American households have kittens than puppies. there is a reason for this: homeownership is declining, and homeowners are twice as likely as renters to own dogs. did cats engineer the housing crisis? i'll be honest: it is now more likely than not. 27907107
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026you could ride one of these deer like a horse imo 090
Reposted by dave wagnerTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so 3451861
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026he hasn't liked those for a number of years sadly 110
Reposted by dave wagnerdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026in his old age, Sandal has become a terror at night. he wakes us up by meowing until we bring him food. he insists we put the bowl on the bed. i find this frustrating, but that's not really fair. if i could have someone deliver me food in bed whenever i wanted, i'd basically never do anything else. 3377641
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026can't even turn his head in that thing, what a pain 1110