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BeautifulPlumage @beautifulplumage.bsky.social · 12m

@blueheron.bsky.social Received my japanglish t-shirt and the package had been accidentally "leaked on by soy sauce".😸 Shirt was unharmed😸😸😸 and looks great. Thank you!

A USPS Priority Mail envelope all wrinkled and with brown stains. A bright green sticker labeled NON-HAZARDOUS includes the information that it was leaked on by soy sauce.

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 7h

We had to say spare rocks in this post because we know many Bluesky users have primary rocks.

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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 9h

Spooky bird stories. My Halloween comic from 2024.

A comic titled Spooky Bird Stories. In panel 1, a turkey vulture is telling stories to other vultures, and it says, "She walked toward the source of the terrible smell. She got closer and closer, and then, to her horror, she saw... No dead body." A black vulture says "No!" and a turkey vulture says "Did someone already eat it??" In panel 2, a northern cardinal is telling a story to some songbirds. It says "They peered through the windows of the house at the gory scene. Zombies had smashed through the door in the night. The homeowner was dead. But worst of all... He hadn't refilled the feeders." An eastern bluebird says "Aaah!" and an American goldfinch says "It can't be!". In panel 3, A screech owl is telling a story to other owls. It says "And then the ghost fluffed itself up really big to appear scarier." A saw-whet owl gasps, and a long-eared owl says "Horrifying!". In panel 4, a downy woodpecker is telling a story to other woodpeckers, and says "The eerie sound rang through the dark woods. Tap-tap. Tap-tap. It was the distinctive two-part knock of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker. The species had returned from the dead... FOR REVENGE." A red-cockaded woodpecker says "Yesss".

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 04/10/2026

hope you saved your notebooks stephanie. I’m sure the pulitzer committee is going to be interested in the reporting behind this story.

Jack Buhring
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Donald Trump we all stand with you. You have more people on your side than you know. If you cant get it done its hard to tell where this country will end up. Keep fighting!!!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My man looks like he likes to say "it's called ketamine, not keta-ours"

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My man looks like a beluga whale pitching Bitcoin

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m not the first one to make this suggestion, but if I were a Dem in a congressional hearing with this dude I would spend my entire five minutes or whatever just reading as many of these off to him as I could fit in.

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I told Jimmi Pickles she was cheesy. She didn’t think it was funny

Tortie kitten jimmi pickles enjoying an heb cheese snax box

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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Today, 8 years ago, my friend, Saudi Journalist and Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered.

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Rep. LaMonica McIver @replamonica.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

She’s here! We just welcomed our beautiful baby girl and words can’t describe how blessed my family feels. Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I’m beyond grateful. Thank you, everyone, for your love and support. It means the world 💕💕

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Call me Ishmaboo @billjank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

From Sunday. Wonder who leaked Whiskey Pete’s speech to Gary Trudeau, who’s absolutely on the right side of Putin’s useless war in Ukraine.

Doonsbury from 27 Sep 2006.

Panel 1: A Russian soldier is in a field. Over his shoulder is a drone. The drone says “Hey Orc?”
Panel 2: The Russian soldier turns and asks “Da? (Yes?)”. The drone says “Delivery”.
Panel 3: Caption: Rascal’s back in Ukraine. There is a large bald man tinkering with a drone, a redheaded short haired Ukrainian soldier with a goatee tinkering with a radio, and Red Rascal, an American spy, leaning against a pole in a bunker. Out of frame, a voice asks “Hey, Bear? How much longer?” Bear, the soldier tinkering with the drone says “As long as it takes, asshat”
Panel 4: Red Rascal quips “Man! Your boy wouldn’t last long in Pete Hegseth’s military.”
Panel 5: Redhead asks “Why not?” Red Rascal responds “insubordinate. Overweight. Unshaven. Out of shape. I doubt he could do a single crunch!”
Panel 6: Redhead says “Yeah. Maybe not. On the other hand…”
Panel 7: Redhead continues “Bear’s birds have destroyed 13 tanks, 7 missile launchers, 4 howitzers, and sent 183 orcs to hell”
Panel 8: Bear doesn’t look up from the drone but interjects “187. What’s a crunch?” Redhead adds “He’s also trans.” Red Rascal responds “OK. Mind blown.”

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I still can't get over how this dude looks like he's trying to sell me ketamine in a gas station restroom

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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

ICE’s courthouse arrests were always illegal—as we said from the start. Finally, they’re prohibited nationwide. Thank you to The Door @africansus.bsky.social @nyclu.org @aclu.org @maketheroadny.bsky.social @ecbawm.com & Judge Castel for upholding the rule of law. www.nyclu.org/press-releas...

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Federal Court Strikes Down ICE’s Courthouse Arrest Policy Nationwide - NYCLU

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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 01/10/2026

I don’t have time for a cult! I’m on deadline!

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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Bravo “New information has raised serious questions about how this case was handled, and I’ve lost faith in the Tompkins County D.A.’s ability to fairly oversee it.” - Governor Hochul in appointing A.G. Letitia James to serve as special prosecutor in Cornell case

nytimes.com

Hochul Names Letitia James as Special Prosecutor in Cornell Case

Gov. Kathy Hochul appointed the state attorney general to investigate a former Cornell University student’s allegation of rape. The woman has sued seven men in connection with the alleged assault.

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Brent Ward @geobrentatlarge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You know, don;t take this the wrong way, but there is a hell of a lot of things more important than this contest! Why the drive to cheat? It is just fun, with lots of great descriptions of minerals! I learn lots.

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Mika McKinnon @mikamckinnon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

RIGHT??? Like. This is a silly game about rocks. It’s for fun! The stakes are nothing! Cheating accomplishes absolutely nothing as winning doesn’t magically translate into more people liking your rock. 🙄 But I can ID the exact person (by name!). Their motivation is a power trip of causing sadness.

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Mineral Cup & Ore Cup @mineralcup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Congratulations, Quartz! After a decade of #MinCup, this key rock-forming mineral of optical tricks is the #MinCup26 Champion! Due to intense manipulation attempts in the final hours, the exact winning margin is still being audited. Please join us tomorrow for celebration!

A clear double-terminated quartz crystal with petroleum inclusions. Credit: John Sobolewski

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Aram Sinnreich @aramsinn.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Can you spot the differences between these photos?

schematic of the interior of a slave ship

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 02/10/2026

it's not too late for the Republican Senate candidate to convert to Islam and join the DSA, couldn't hurt to try is what I'm saying

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Snack snatcher from my collection, 1963. The back says “Fluffel, the well fed cat. In our trailer in Cozy Trailer Park, Edison, NJ (he is 6 mo. old).”

Black and white photo of a shorthaired white and tabby cat standing on a seat with its front paws on a dining table, leaning forward as if about to snatch a bit of sandwich on a plate in front of it on the table.

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

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ItsFlanoy @itsflanoy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Forst nite of #Oranjtober

sunset over fog in the san francisco bay

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ItsFlanoy @itsflanoy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Juss enjoyink de #Oranjtober ebening wit Karl

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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There's this deep well of sympathy in my heart, Because there are so many cat people, but unfortunately none of them get to live with the best and prettiest and most wonderful cat, because she lives at my house.

A tabby calico with green eyes and a soft pink moss, being held in a man's arms.

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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Important Chobani Flip Update

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026

Markwayne Mullin is clutching a stress ball while answering questions from reporters

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Ralf W @raflw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Men are too emotional. We should have a woman Sec Def.

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Honestly, being a gangster sounds exhausting. I don’t like people enough to be in a criminal enterprise. I barely have the patience necessary for legal enterprises. #MobLand

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 01/10/2026

slightly hotter take: software people are going to regret not building their unions on their own terms and not the terms of traditional labor

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 01/10/2026

like, cards on the table (with some hidden), tech unions are trying to adopt a framework for work and protections that was designed and developed for people who turn wrenches, and i think that perpetuates the worst parts of that system with no improvements

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Anyway I don't want to be accused of starting drama. I don't want to be assaulted, and I don't want to be a problem! So I leave and the men assume I'm tired or dull or maybe they don't care bc without me, they don't have to confront the creeps, they can claim ignorance and buy the bar another round.

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BeautifulPlumage @beautifulplumage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

YES! This would immediately show that the Dems are serious about rule of law and holding this administration accountable.

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Silverman on Security @silvermansecurity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Newt, to quote Charles Pierce, is “a dumb person’s idea of a smart person.” Lucky is a weirdo, beardo, & a fatty. Musk lost a battle of wits against two pop-tarts and a toaster!

The Time Elon Musk Hurt Himself Trying to Eat Pop-Tarts

Space journalist Eric Berger's 2021 book Liftoff: Elon Musk and the Desperate Early Days That Launched SpaceX includes an anecdote from one of Musk's colleagues in the extraterrestrial exploration industry in which Musk encounters worthy adversaries at his hotel's breakfast bar - a packet of Pop-Tarts and a typical toaster.

“Elon comes down, and he walks over to the breakfast bar and he picks up a package of Pop-Tarts," the man recalled. "He was transfixed. This was like a scene out of 2001: A Space Odyssey, when the apes examine the monolith. It was clearly the most fascinating thing he had seen that morning"

When Musk finally realized that Pop-Tarts are best prepared toasted, he took the package to the toaster and inserted the two pastries into the slots - horizontally. After the Pop-Tarts were done cooking, instead of doing literally anything else, Musk dug his fingers in between the grates to get the treats that were out of reach, screaming "Fuck, it burns!
Fuck, it burns!" at the top of his lungs.

🫁 Next time, just get a muffin.

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BeautifulPlumage @beautifulplumage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This!!!!!! 😸😸😸😸😸😸😸

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economymedicine.bsky.social @economymedicine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Being involved with Hillsdale should prevent you being involved with the military

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Dana Houle @danahoule.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Someone set up a GoFundMe to pay for him to campaign in South Florida, Tampa, Phoenix, Vegas, SW Kansas, Central Valley, WA-04 & WA-05…

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BeautifulPlumage @beautifulplumage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Damn, that sounds like a solid lead. I'm putting a thousand bucks into Kacki, or Polybasket, or whatever will be around then.

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RAYGUN @raygunsite.com · 30/09/2026

maybe include this one we just released...

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RAYGUN @raygunsite.com · 30/09/2026

Big news: we just landed the EXCLUSIVE merch deal for America's most secretive college/pro/mens/womens sports team! Only at RAYGUN: www.raygunsite.com PS: don't tell Eric Schmitt.... #RAYGUN #AtlantaHawkeyes

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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

IRGC hasn't heard about the literacy crisis

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Given that Secretary of Grooming Regs Pete Hegseth trotted out his "no beardos, no fatties" shit again today, I'm going to throw this back onto the timeline.

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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 30/09/2026

We should absolutely protect Jane Doe and talk about what we can learn from the failures before, during, and after the harm in this case, but we gotta keep pointing out that this is but one case in an overwhelming, gigantic sea of experiences like this.

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