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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is, bar none, the stupidest fuckung thing I’ve ever heard. And the idea that there’s nobody in the chain of command - civilian or military - with enough courage to say so is a disgrace.
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Navy weighs major warship redesign to match Trump’s preferences
The president wants the new fleet of aircraft carriers to more resemble those from World War II. Such a change could cost billions.
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Suboptimal
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
when i see a fly in my apartment i tend to enter video game boss mode and start saying shit like, “insolent wretch, you dare enter my domain?”
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Raging wildfires require the moving of Mitch McConnell.
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Radio&Nukes @radioandnukes.com · 15/08/2026
China put a SIGINT sat over the Pacific to spy on US test ranges. So the US flew USA 325 across the GEO belt into the same slot and closed to 14 km; close enough to photograph it and catch both ends of its ground link.
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 09/07/2026
Footage shows Ukrainian Defense Forces drones striking Russian shadow fleet tankers in the Sea of Azov.
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@_zd @dashzd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Yay GOP
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 08/07/2026
So, the war started again. Does this mean the strait is closed again, so oil reserves are being drawn down again, so the price spike we never experienced the first time around might still happen? Oil markets. How do they work?
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Magnets, How Do They Work? (ICP Meme)
ALT: Magnets, How Do They Work? (ICP Meme)
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@_zd @dashzd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
LFG!!!!
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 08/07/2026
Unmanned Systems Forces commander Magyar warned Russian truck drivers against transporting cargo along the land corridor to occupied Crimea, saying logistics vehicles there are legitimate military targets. He said more than 360 trucks had been hit over the past week. #Ukraine
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@_zd @dashzd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Damn Ukraine is cooking with gas
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/07/2026
Trump: "We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan"
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 08/07/2026
Call me a cynic, it I’m starting to get the sense Trump isn’t really sure what he’s doing on Iran.
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Sven-Erik Volberg @volberg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
SBU's Sea Baby maritime drone struck the RF "shadow fleet" tanker "Blue" in the Black Sea No boom shown but note the heavy counter fire
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/07/2026
WOW -- Danish reporter *goes there* with Rutte "You sit next to Trump when he talks about conquering Greenland, lashes out at allies like Spain -- things it doesn't seem like the old Mark Rutte would approve of. Does this have any affect on your self-respect when you sit there and say nothing?"
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 07/07/2026
Donald Trump is a racist.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 07/07/2026
But Iranian military has already been annihilated 17 times, by my count.
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@_zd @dashzd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
tfg
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 07/07/2026
❗️Russian milblogger Romanov claimed the recently lost Ka-52 attack helicopter was shot down by friendly fire from a Russian mobile fire group using a 9K333 Verba MANPADS in Russia's Voronezh region. #Ukraine
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Lizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I have this idea for a game show called Less Online, where the more online spouse/partner tries to explain something to their less online partner and they are racing against another couple to see who gets it first. (this morning I tried to explain the grink to my husband)
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 07/07/2026
I can’t believe people are actually openly rooting for belgium considering the 1984 anderlecht bribery scandal-when a belgian club was found to have paid the referee before the return leg of a uefa cup semifinal, demonstrating the type of corruption present in belgian soccer
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
we live in the worst possible world: Trump is president and tiktok still exists
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Alan @gammacounter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
6 years of research: "The only trait that consistently predicted objections to remote work was narcissism—the tendency to be self-centered & entitled. The higher the opinions of themselves leaders expressed, the more they coveted power and status—& the more they favored return-to-office mandates."
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@_zd @dashzd.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Cool cool cool
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 05/07/2026
Tuareg rebels in Mali shot down a Russian Africa Corps Mi-24 attack helicopter during an ambush on a Russian convoy from Gao. Local channels and Sputnik reported that Russian servicemen were captured, while Russia’s embassy was said to be evacuating personnel and negotiating their release.
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 05/07/2026
❗️Ukraine has no cards, right? U.S. Vice President JD Vance said Russia is achieving almost nothing on the battlefield despite its offensive operations, while Ukraine’s successes are helping create conditions needed to end the war. He said Russia is paying dearly for every square kilometer. #Ukraine
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Sven-Erik Volberg @volberg.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
russia has deployed one of its few remaining A-50U AEW&C aircraft to counter Ukrainian drone strikes. Flying high, its radar bypasses the Earth's curvature to detect low-flying FP-5 Flamingo cruise missiles early, allowing russian defenses to intercept them. 🧵 1/3
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 05/07/2026
Trump: Democrats are Communist Also Trump: takes state control of the means of production and mass media, claims he is a dictator of the proletariat, attempts to institute one-party rule, restricts religious observance, waves a red flag
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
“.. At its peak, the @AtlantaFed’s GDPNow nowcast for the second quarter was +4.3% … it’s now down to +1.2%.” - Schwab
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted.” -- D.H. Lawrence America Needs to Grow the Fuck Up open.substack.com/pub/karenatt...
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America Needs to Grow the Fuck Up
Once you understand the moral psychology of America's immaturity, everything about America's 250th birthday makes sense.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
250 years ago today, Jesus gave birth to a pile of guns
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 05/07/2026
A federal agent fired a pepper ball launcher from the vehicle he was driving, striking a protester in the stomach. This was outside the ICE detention facility in Broadview this afternoon. 📸 Evan Stone www.instagram.com/evan_stone_p...
An unmasked federal agent in the driver’s seat fires a pepper ball launcher out the passenger window, pointed in the general the direction of the photographer
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@_zd @dashzd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Amazing
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@_zd @dashzd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Lol
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Dave Johnson @dcjohnson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Price of tariff relief? 321 diamonds, 56 sapphires, 13 emeralds, 6 rubies. www.cbsnews.com/news/belgian...
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Trump gifted a lavishly encrusted ring from Belgian diamond group that won tariff relief
The gift comes months after Belgium's diamond industry won the removal of U.S. tariffs on diamond imports.
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Steve McKerrall @photosteve.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
With two pairs of fledglings in close proximity there is still a good amount of territorial communication between the Great Horned Owl parents 🦉 #birds #owls
An adult female great horned owl letting out a territorial callAn adult male from the adjacent family calling out to mark its territory
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I just saw someone refer to Donald Trump as “Pervert Hoover” and now I can’t stop laughing. 😂😂😂😂
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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"The stock market crashed the other day, but I also shit my pants. Is my colon keeping the stock market afloat??"
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
’”I’m Olivia Nuzzi.” “I’m Mike Lindell.” “I’m Benny Johnson.” “I’m Rudy Giuliani.” “I’m Clav.” “I’m Bronze Age Pervert. Those stories, plus Curtis Yarvin, tonight on 60 Minutes.”
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Leon Simons @leonsimons.com · 01/07/2026
Death toll exceeds 20,000 across Europe in June 2026 heat wave Christopher Callahan zenodo.org/records/2108...
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Dara Lind @daralind.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I was trying to make this case to folks the other night. What a gift to see every team with a diasporic rooting section.
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@_zd @dashzd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We are cooked
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Durchbruch @adagietto7.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It was always gonna become a giant govt bailout wasn’t it.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Astaire's tailoring is so good in Daddy Long Legs (1955). It's said that he used to dance, jump, and twirl in his tailor's fitting room to make sure the his jacket's collar never lifted off his neck. To me, he embodied American elegance.
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Petition urges culinary creation of official poutine emoji
Valentine Restaurants has launched a new campaign to secure Quebec's signature dish on our phone keyboards.
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 03/07/2026
Belgorod Region Acting Governor Alexander Shuvaev says fuel purchase limits have been cut to 30 liters per vehicle as gas station restrictions tighten. He says conditions in the region are worsening and further restrictions may follow. This is only starting. #Russia
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 04/07/2026
Ukraine’s General Staff says systematic strikes disabled 42.74% of Russia’s total refining capacity by early July 2026. It reports 8 refineries hit in the past month, more than 60 tanks destroyed or critically damaged and $13.5B in sector losses since August 2025. #Ukraine
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