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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The three great white alt-vocalists you should give a ten year-old are Robert Smith, Glenn Danzig, and Jello Biafra. (if your point of departure is 1983.... lol)

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The "Teenagers From Mars" have given us their manifesto and what is being done to stop them?? Neither party is taking this real alien threat seriously.

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It's crazy that "last caress", according to youtube, is owned by capitol records. The last refuge of the old punker is selling off their publishing.

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What? I thought everyone loves "crowd work"?

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is what Law Enforcement does instead of the shit they show on TV. They've got so much money they need to justify themselves in outlandish ways. Usually that means either getting bored and committing crimes or 21st century grooming-entrapment.

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

1) if all the voices in my head are me 2) and I'm drunk 3) why aren't the rest of my head voices drunk too? (this is why I don't pay to annoy a therapist.)

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I just did a reply. Everything in my brain is screaming, "delete it, you don't want that noise."

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If you noticed me hating "A.I.", just wait til you feel the waves of heat radiating from my hatred of "S.I.".

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Don't forget the upwardly mobile strivers who advertise their willingness to betray their class. Donors love those assholes.

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

There's too much overlap between an important analysis of current events on the chud scene and leftoid-coded podcasts just doing LOLcow mockery and cringe show "comedy".

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"we need to hold frankenstein accountable." <mob gathers torches and pitchforks> "not the monster, the doctor." <disappointed mob disperses, muttering about class warfare>

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If you ever thought you saw me in a pair of sunglasses, it wasn't me.

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Radio Espresso Sun's already low enough to be in my eyes all day if I look the wrong direction (south). Woods of Ypres - "The Sun Was In My Eyes"

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Woods Of Ypres - The Sun Was In My Eyes: Part Doom (Official Audio)

YouTube video by Earache Catalog

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

nothing has changed my consciousness lately as much as intentionally avoiding movie trailers. after many years, i can tell that ignorance of upcoming films is awesome, actually.

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The true nihilist enjoys things against his will and the true pessimist never wants to be proven correct. Object, Subject Extract, Abstract, Overkill Colonize your A,B,Cs Seize Deez prophecies til your heart stands still and you vomit up deez up deez, nuuuuuuttttttz.

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"homo sapiens" is cool and all, but it'd be so much cooler if we could come up with a good term for: "homo who can perceive space-time" That's a homo I can respect.

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Radio Tornado It was hot and mean, but I miss it. The southerners are stealing the sun again! Cradle of Filth - "Summer Dying Fast"

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Summer Dying Fast

YouTube video by Cradle Of Filth - Topic

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Everyone trying to claim legitimacy on a connection to ancient rome is a fascist. every eagle icon (except mexico flag) is automatically fascist. There, that's a quick shorthand about it. *burp*

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

*11 pints in* Fuck the gulf ov amerika. but we need to restore Stalingrad.

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I have to admit, as much as I support humane policies which highlight diplomacy and cooperation... if I had in my possession a black hole bomb that would instantly destroy the planet earth, we wouldn't be having this conversation right now. Play nice and keep black hole bombs away from me. Salute

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

And the rich said to the poor, "fluffy idealism for thee -- brutal materialism for me." "Did you hear that the poors are uniting to vote their interests?" "Disgusting. Class Warfare. We're the only ones allowed to vote in class interest. Who do they think they are? Us?" *mutual guffaws*

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"warrior christianity" is exactly the same heresy it's always been. Turn those cheeks, bitch. You believe in jesus, right?

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sure, Drunken Master II is pretty cool but Drunken Master is the drunken champion.

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Can we set the clocks back already? It would be cooler if it were ten til six right now.

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don't talk a lot about my musical erectile dysfunction. It's been a daily struggle for more than a decade, but I usually suffer in silence. I've been trying so many things hoping it will "feel right" again and it's just been so much blue balls. It's writer's block with extra physicality. Sucks

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Boo. I assume that this means that Baby Bolsonaro is winning.

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This isn't exactly why I don't fw pills, but it's close enough.

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Remember, if it's not bacterial, it's not plague it's just a sparkling viral pandemic.

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Famous imposters? By the Dracula guy? I'm going to see some identification, "Mr. Stoker".

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

lol. i got drunk and changed my tagline shit for the season. laughing because, while i've got very mild allergies, a ride on a load of dusty-ass hay will damn near kill me. there, i've exposed my one and only weakness.

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

going into episode three, i haven't started hating the ricking morty president spin-off yet. (oddly, it's making me miss the Birdgirl show a little bit. i'm super open-minded about spin-offs, actually.)

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Spooky season is Misfits season and who's a goddamn son-of-a-bitch? Couldn't be me.

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I love getting a leg cramp and kicking my shit all around like, "oh, fuck... yaaaaAAAHHH, fuckin' shit. Whoooah-baby!!" until it decides to subside. ...that's just plain great.

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Love at First Bite" (1979) is, hands down, the best Dracula movie. many would disagree, but they are wrong.

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Neither of these things will happen. No "trump dividend" and no midterms. Sickens me that the do nothing party of doing nothing will benefit from trump's unpopular fascism. I sure hope they feel like leaping into action to roll back the fascism. /s

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Wild to say it, but if I had to pick my favorite Shirow book, it wouldn't be GITS or Appleseed or even Dominion... it would be Orion. Susano and Seska are so much fun. I read that a hundred times while suffering colon cancer related bowel issues.

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

bernie wrightson was a bloody maniac. everything he touched was golden, but he really went balls to the wall on that frankenstein book. mindblowing.

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I knew saturday and sunday were big, but it seems like friday is also sometimes a "Big Youtube" day. I don't talk much about how much youtube I watch, but it's 100% of my old "tv time". FMP*, it's a fun place where you can be random and idiosyncratic, two things I just am. *from my perspective

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Like I hear that they say on the reality tv, I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to make friendly acquaintances. Like nodding in the supermarket type rapport.

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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Mind your sack. Especially when it's wet and soapy.

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