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Darius Canning

@dariuscanning.bsky.social
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Comics, games, movies... I'm sure I'll find something to moan about

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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Elderly cheetah named Zeus doesn't live in the house, he has a large enclosure at the reserve, he just comes inside sometimes for company since his partner died. TT: LibranWildlifeReserve Johannesburg, South Africa
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Darius Canning @dariuscanning.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Polly Joke is what half my mates have as their relationship status
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
🎵Babadook-dook-dook 🎵You've got glass shards in your food 🎵Babadook-dook-dook 🎵He's a scary top hat dude 🎵To the left, to the right, feed him some worms and feel relieved 🎵Weird guy in your life, he's a metaphor for grief
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WOR$T TGIRL IN AMERICA @morganite.io · 03/06/2026
me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me
The Pokemon TCG card Cramorant. A black pelican-like pokemon chokes on the tail of a Garydos, a blue aquatic dragon.
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Darius Canning @dariuscanning.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
@mattstewartcomedy.bsky.social gotta share this with you. Last week I was auditing an aerosol manufacture in the hills north of Barcelona. On the taxi to the airport I saw an Ape-Titty Slide in the flesh. Garden Catalunya Plants.
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🌴Jordan Woollen🌵 @jordanwoollenvo.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Thinking about how the Ed, Edd, n' Eddy movie is one of the few perfect endings to a series. Not only does it add a deeper tragic element to Eddy and explains why he's Like That (and why the other Eds played along), but it wraps up the arc of the series perfectly (avoiding giving spoilers).
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three cartoon characters are standing next to each other in front of a wooden fence and the word burd is on the bottom right
ALT: three cartoon characters are standing next to each other in front of a wooden fence and the word burd is on the bottom right
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 07/02/2026
I hope you like your prints! Please, do let me know of any problems. I'm a beginner at this but I want your experience to be what I would expect from a small northern pixie selling things out of a hollowed out tree. (Magical)(I am the pixie)(I've only just woken up)
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Eric Ansley Díaz 🏳️‍🌈 @geekboyeric.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
If Patrick Stewart as Professor X dies in Doomsday, that means he’s died onscreen in 5 out of 9 movie appearances, which I actually think is very funny. I mean, Picard only died the one time and came back.
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Kermitment - A Muppets Podcast @kermitment.com · 31/12/2025
Kermit the Frog will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
A new year, a new day
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sher12.bsky.social @sher12.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
"True individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made.” —FDR, 1944
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Scaredy Boys @scaredyboys.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
This week, the phone won’t stop ringing and what’s on the other end has some unfinished business. We watched THE BLACK PHONE 2. Episode coming Friday. #blackphone2 #scaredyboys #horrorpodcast #supernaturalhorror
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Darius Canning @dariuscanning.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
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Worst Games Ever @worstgamesinc.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
NEW EPISODE ALERT! Worst Games Ever - Fast & Furious Crossroads At least this one partially lives up to its name. Playing it made us furious. LINK: youtu.be/PWAIdEoR_O0
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Great news for people wanting to traumatize their kids for cheap
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
they fuckin did it. they invented avatar for furries youtu.be/PypDSyIRRSs?...
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Hoppers | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Pixar
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Andy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
So, to recap, just this week... -- Trump's negotiators adopt Russia's "peace" (surrender) plan for Ukraine; -- Farage's Reform UK colleague is sentenced to 10 years in prison for pro-Russia bribery; -- Musk accidentally outs numerous "MAGA" accounts as Russian troll farms. #RussiaRussiaRussia
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Good tweet-length summary from a conservative talk show host.
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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 05/11/2025
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I will give a shit when he's prosecuted for his crimes and not before.
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Darius Canning @dariuscanning.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
He wants to starve you so that steal, he wants you to steal to claim it insurrection, he wants insurrection so he won't give you the vote.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
It's not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities. [Cartoon by Jesse Duquette]
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Darius Canning @dariuscanning.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Come one, just keel over, do the world a favour
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
"And we're letting him." No, he doesn't respect laws or boundaries. We say no. He does it. "Nobody is stopping him." What, exactly, would stop him? I can only think of one thing. I won't specify what that is because I don't wanna be banned. But you KNOW what it would take. Everyone does.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Motion to replace “boys will be boys” with “why the fuck has not one single adult man in these underage boys lives taught them how to behave decently?”
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
The Trump WH spent all weekend ripping Gavin Newsom for being concerned that this stunt by Hegseth and Vance could endanger people driving on one of the busiest highways in America. These idiots are going to get people killed.
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Chloe Brailsford @comixbychloe.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Gwen Stacy and Mary Jane Watson ☺️☺️☺️
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Darius Canning @dariuscanning.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
This guys doesn't know what America is... litterally how America was founded.
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Darius Canning @dariuscanning.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
The best bit of Trontent was the level in Kingdom Hearts 2, because it's perfectly fitting not to care about the plot an enjoy the pretty lights.
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Midnight Jahn @jahnjira.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
You could still have a TRON movie that flops AND not have it star a sex criminal
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Tom Taylor @tomtaylormade.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Announcing NECRETACEOUS! I’m teaming up with the great @darickr.bsky.social for a series about extinction and survival, loss and love, betrayal and friendship, and… zombie dinosaurs! Vertigo returns to @dc.com with an undead roar. @whattheshea.bsky.social @conroyforreal.bsky.social
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Andy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
"Incidents of confirmed Russian sabotage against European infrastructure more than tripled between 2023 and 2024" archive.is/HiwYt
Map showing multiple Russian hybrid attacks in Europe.
Source: https://archive.is/HiwYt
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Rhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
A great article from Rachel, who really understands the heart and soul of Dad’s work.
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Has Kemi Badenoch actually read Terry Pratchett?
She claims he’s her favourite author, but his books have a few lessons for her
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Rhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.
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Worst Games Ever @worstgamesinc.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
NEW EPISODE ALERT! Worst Games Ever - Mobile Suit Gundam: Target In Sight My friend texted me yesterday and said that this PS3 launch game is about the robot Gandum. So there we are - I've said it. LINK: youtu.be/DlwZgGz_cZc
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
ABOLISH ICE. Pass it on.
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Worst Games Ever @worstgamesinc.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
A new episode of Worst Games Ever releases on YouTube this Sunday!
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Important content.
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Darius Canning @dariuscanning.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
What did you cum on?
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
4 panel comic

Panel 1: ICE “Agent” (thug) punches protester hard in the face.
Agent: STOP

Panel 2: ICE Agent viciously snaps protester’s arm
Agent: BEING

Panel 3: ICE Agent strangles protester
Agent: POLITICALLY

Panel 4: ICE Agent stamps on protester’s head
Agent: VIOLENT
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Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Now imagine that your phone gets stolen, or that teams of hackers start targeting the databanks that hold the country's passwords and manage to get a block that just so happens to contain your data. We live in a digital age and should know better than to be trying ridiculous bullshit like this.
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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel.com · 24/09/2025
As I was saying…
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Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Some of us do.
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president, Spreadsheet Persons Local 153 @werrrp.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I think we are allowed to publicly criticize the president
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Right-wing Sinclair Broadcasting owns all these local media stations and many others all across America. This is not journalism, it is scripted propaganda.
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Darius Canning @dariuscanning.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
"I'm putting up this flag to reclaim our country"
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 17/09/2025
Phrase of the day: ✨ Stochastic Terrorism ✨ Def: violence instigated by hostile public rhetoric in indirect, vague or coded language, granting the instigator plausible deniability. Eg: broadcasting that houseless people should die, then an encampment being shot up, is ✨stochastic terrorism✨
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
First of all, give that photographer a million dollars
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