Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Doctor is Rick from "Rick and Morty" and the Daleks are Minions. I think it's neat. 110
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I mean, if you actually removed the Mitchell and Webb sketches that worked and cut out the rest, you'd be left with about 20 minutes of material, surely? 100
Reposted by Thomas EvansJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Wrote something about SNL:UK and what I learned by going to see it being made… joelmorris.substack.com/p/live-from-...joelmorris.substack.comLive from London, it’s SATURDAY NIGHT!What seeing this week’s episode of SNL UK taught me about comedy. 3723872
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Just when you think the storylines in "Noel Goes to Hooters" have been wrapped up, WE'RE UNRAVELLING AGAIN BABY! 030
Reposted by Thomas EvansCaptain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Each day stranger than the last. 5408104
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It still amazes me how Supergrass were apparently once this massively important and totemic band when pop culture history has boiled their output down to one of the most obviously-One-Hit-Wonder-sounding songs of all time. 000
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Watching Doctor Who: Silver Nemesis. I think the issue with it is that everyone is presented to us as a strategic genius and written as a fucking idiot, and the disjunct stops it being able to hit its dramatic beats. 100
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I continue to be absolutely fascinated by how Dickinson and Keoghan are trying way too hard to look like Lennon and Starr, while Mescal and Quinn do not a give a fuck about whether they resemble McCartney or Harrison. Has anyone ever looked less like George Harrison than Joseph Quinn? 000
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Baldness is an energy that can be achieved even with a full head of hair. (This thought courtesy of Phil Collins with a full mullet on #TotP) 010
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The ADHD child prefers going on days out with his family to being drugged up and watching screens? No shit Then the guy manages to frame "schools don't know how to deal with ADHD" as a reason not to medicate it The idea this moron appears to be struggling with is multiple things being true at once 100
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026My local council has been trying to buy a completely empty shopping center that's in the middle of the high street for years, but the owner refuses to sell because he makes more from having this functionally abandoned building on his property portfolio than the council could ever afford to give. 010
Reposted by Thomas EvansBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/08/2026To split the baby in half here: Bluesky is horny, but not in a hot way. There’s a horny part of Bluesky but it’s offputting and most people try to ignore it, like a swinger’s resort in Florida that’s next to a retirement community. 24103374
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Watching "Superman" (1978) and honestly, the thing that makes this the best Superman film is that you could cut Lex Luthor entirely and it'd still be a great film. It doesn't actually need a plot because it makes watching Superman stuff feel that satisfying. 120
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My algorithm thinks I'm a female small business owner who speaks Spanish, Chinese and Punjabi. We really need to mainstream the fact that the algorithms which run our online lives are not just unhealthy, they aren't actually fit for their own purposes and do not work properly. 0274
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026A recent trend in film reporting is that any blockbuster of sufficient size will only be discussed by media outlets trying to lead the backlash against it. Last year was "Superman", this year it's "The Odyssey". We're really just not meant to enjoy things anymore. 100
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 BONUS For completion's sake, my full list of 50 Honourable Mentions taken from other people's picks. 0100
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026So Nolan's "The Odyssey" is about watching videos of the Palestine genocide and falling into despair. (I mean, not specifically that, but it is a story about realising that society is in decline after witnessing a massacre that you're culpable in, and whose final moral is "history repeats itself".) 000
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 50 1. Untouched - The Veronicas (2007; I was 14) THE VIOLINS! THE YEARNING! THE SAPPHIC OVERTONES! THE DRAMA! Just perfect, energising, exciting pop. Never has not being with someone felt this important. Song of the decade. ** 12 POINTS ** (using double bonuses)youtube.comThe Veronicas - Untouched (Official Music Video)YouTube video by THE VERONICAS 0240
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I'm going to watch Top of the Pops on BBC4. Ah, it's the one from the week that Former Prince Andrew married Fergie. Shame he's a nonce but there shouldn't be anything too scary in theJESUS WEPT WHAT IS THIS 000
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 24/07/2026A BBC Proms in which Guy Garvey sings Genesis' "I Know What I Like (In Your Wardrobe)" is a certain type of dad's ideal music. 100
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 24/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 49 2. Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance (2006; I was 13) All rise for the Emo National Anthem. ** 12 POINTS! ** (using double bonuses)youtube.comMy Chemical Romance - Welcome To The Black Parade [Official Music Video] [HD]YouTube video by My Chemical Romance 1200
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 48 3. The Liberty of Norton Folgate - Madness (2009; I was 16) The only non-single and non-JCC compliant song on my main list, reserved for the best song Madness ever made: a ten-minute music hall psychochronography of a London street. ** 11 POINTS ** (using double bonuses)youtube.comThe Liberty of Norton Folgate (2023 Remaster)YouTube video by Madness - Topic 0120
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I'm very chuffed by the success of the Odyssey, purely because every right-wing grifter has spent months trying to make it a controversial flop and not a single person in actual society has given one fuck. Completely irrelevant morons spending millions to speak for and to no-one. 110
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 47 4. Holiday - Green Day (2005; I was 12) A protest song about a stupid Republican president's deeply unpopular wars in Asia? No way that'll remain relevant. ** 11 POINTS ** (using double bonuses)youtu.beGreen Day - Holiday [Official Music Video] [4K Upgrade]YouTube video by Green Day 0130
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 46 5. Gay Bar - Electric Six (2003; I was 10) One of the first live acts I saw, sharing a festival bill with Daniel Bedingfield. In my memory, this was a Radio 1 Big Weekend, only neither act has ever played one. Who knows where I saw them? ** 11 POINTS ** (using double bonuses)youtube.comElectric Six - Gay Bar HDYouTube video by Beggars Banquet Records 0160
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 45 6. Fascination - Alphabeat (2007; I was 14) One of the world's most joyful songs. Fun fact: the album this comes from features a bizarrely chirpy cover of Public Image Ltd's "Public Image". ** 11 POINTS ** (using double bonuses)youtube.comAlphabeat - FascinationYouTube video by emimusic 0150
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 44 7. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous - Good Charlotte (2002; I was 9) Could you imagine the discourse if there was currently a single advocating class war in the UK Top 10? We truly have lived through the fall of the Roman Empire. ** 11 POINTS ** (using double bonuses)youtube.comGood Charlotte - Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous (Official Video)YouTube video by GoodCharlotteVEVO 070
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 43 8. All The Things She Said - t.A.T.u (2001; I was 8) Very controversial at the time but my God, THE YEARNING! DO NOT look up the manager's other act. ** 11 POINTS ** (using double bonuses)youtube.comt.A.T.u. - All The Things She Said (Official Music Video)YouTube video by tATuVEVO 1180
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 42 9. I Believe in a Thing Called Love - The Darkness (2003; I was 10) They were the 2000s equivalent of Queen, at least for a few songs. This just begs to sung along to while air guitaring. ** 11 POINTS** (using double bonus)youtube.comThe Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love (Official Music Video) [HD]YouTube video by RHINO 0140
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 41 10. Heaven - DJ Sammy & Yanou feat. Do (2002; I was 9) Utopian techno that elevates a somewhat stodgy Bryan Adams track into something transcendent. *11 POINTS* (using double bonuses)youtube.comDJ Sammy & Yanou Ft. Do - Heaven (Official HD Video)YouTube video by DemonMusicGroup 081
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 40 11. What Took You So Long? - Emma Bunton (2001; I was 8) Not very respected, this. There's something for everyone though. "I'm here for you, you idiot" is both a complaint about men for the ladies and what most men want their partners to say. Well, I find it attractive.youtube.comEmma Bunton - What Took You So LongYouTube video by EmmaBuntonVEVO 0120
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 39 12. Who Am I? - Will Young (2005; I was 12) If you told the 12-year-old me who had absolutely despised Young's other songs that this would become an all-time fave of his, he wouldn't have believed you. And yet I now find this to be one of the most relatable songs ever written.youtube.comWill Young - Who Am I? (Video)YouTube video by willyoungVEVO 070
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 38 13. Everytime We Touch - Cascada (2006; I was 13) A cover loud enough to blast the Maggie Reilly original from cultural memory. A bizarre music video too: who knew Cascada was into librarians and that the way to a librarian's heart is to wreck their place of employment.youtube.comCascada - Everytime We Touch (Official Video)YouTube video by CascadaVEVO 0110
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 37 14. crushcrushcrush - Paramore (2007; I was 14) Culture always needs a band made of a generationally cool female singer and the guys in the background supporting her. Welcome Hayley Williams, the 2000s answer to Chrissie Hyde and Debbie Harry.youtube.comParamore: crushcrushcrush [OFFICIAL VIDEO]YouTube video by Paramore 0130
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 36 15. Nessaja - Scooter (2002; I was 9) 3AM! THE PAINTED COW! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S NOT A BIRD, IT'S NOT A PLANE, IT MUST BE DAVE WHO'S ON THE TRAIN. WANNA WANNA GETCHA, GONNA GONNA GETCHA. TELL THEM THAT I TOLD YA. YEAH.youtube.comScooter - Nessaja (Official Video)YouTube video by Scooter 0100
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 35 16. Ms. Jackson - Outkast (2000; I was 7) www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYxA... 0260
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 34 17. B.Y.O.B. - System of a Down (2005; I was 12) WHYDOTHEYALWAYSSENDTHEPOOR?!?!?!?!?youtube.comSystem Of A Down - B.Y.O.B. (Official HD Video)YouTube video by systemofadownVEVO 0120
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 33 18. Thunderbirds Are Go - Busted (2004; I was 11) The 2004 "Thunderbirds" film is the first film that I remember thinking was bad. Busted's song for it is sublime though - an already badass tune pumped up with pop punk attitude by three young boys drunk on their own fandom.youtube.comBusted - Thunderbirds Are GoYouTube video by BustedVEVO 0100
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 32 19. Psychosocial - Slipknot (2008; I was 15) This goes hard. I still get surprised when I watch this video and remember that one of the band members is literally dressed as a TMNT character.youtube.comSlipknot - Psychosocial [OFFICIAL VIDEO] [HD]YouTube video by Slipknot 0100
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 31 20. A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton (2002; I was 9) The only issue with this song is that, thanks to Neil Cicierega's "AC/VC", I can't listen to the intro without wanting to shout "BACK IN BLACK" at the end of it.youtube.comVanessa Carlton - A Thousand MilesYouTube video by VanessaCarltonVEVO 1140
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 30 21. Gasolina - Daddy Yankee (2004; I was 11) I mean, how can you listen to this and not get pumped up?youtube.comDaddy Yankee - Gasolina (Video Oficial)YouTube video by Daddy Yankee 0140
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 29 22. What You Waiting For? - Gwen Stefani (2004; I was 11) I remember this turning up and sounding like nothing else. The force of personality behind it is astounding and it has hooks for days.youtube.comGwen Stefani - What You Waiting For? (Clean Version) (Official Music Video)YouTube video by GwenStefaniVEVO 0170
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 28 23. In the Shadows - The Rasmus (2003; I was 10) It's just occurred to me that this awoke a generation of shy gothic boys in the same way that 'Bring Me To Life' awoke a generation of angry gothic girls, and I'm now feeling bad about how low I placed 'Bring Me to Life'.youtube.comThe Rasmus - In the Shadows (US Version)YouTube video by TheRasmusVEVO 080
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 27 24. Sound of the Underground - Girls Aloud (2003; I was 10) The greatest song ever to come from a music competition? I'm not going to say it isn't.youtube.comGirls Aloud - Sound Of The Underground (Official Music Video)YouTube video by GirlsAloudVEVO 0230
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Day 26 25. The Dark of the Matinée - Franz Ferdinand (2004; I was 11) Once again, it was a nightmare trying to decide which Franz Ferdinand song to include. It was ultimately the detail of feeling sad while being interviewed by Terry Wogan that won it for me; that sticks with you.youtube.comFranz Ferdinand - The Dark Of The Matinée (Official Video)YouTube video by Domino Recording Co. 0211
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Honourable Mention 5 God's Away on Business - Tom Waits (2002; I was 9) Using up a non-single slot (this was a promotional single only) purely so I can post this video.youtube.comTom Waits/Cookie Monster mashup - God's Away On BusinessYouTube video by cookiewaits 070
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026#TheN0ughtie5 HM 4 Beautiful Girls - Sean Kingston (2007; I was 14) First bass lesson; my teacher gave me the sheet music to Stand By Me. "Never heard of it," I said. "You have," she said, playing the bassline. "Oh," I said, "it's Beautiful Girls!" I've never seen someone look more disappointed.youtube.comSean Kingston - Beautiful Girls (Official HD Video)YouTube video by seankingstonVEVO 080
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 28/06/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Honourable Mention 3 Bonkers - Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden (2009; I was 16) To quote another Dizzee Rascal song, "big dirty stinkin' bass, dirty stinkin' bass, big dirty stinkin' bass, bass bass bass bass".youtube.comDizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden - Bonkers (Video)YouTube video by Dizzee Rascal 0160
Thomas Evans @thewrittentevs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026#TheN0ughtie5 Honourable Mention 2 The Rokk Suite - Freezepop (2006; I was 13) A CD single consisting of "Less Talk More Rokk" and "Get Ready 2 Rokk (For Those About 2 Rokk Mix)", both of which, well, rock.youtube.comless talk more rokkYouTube video by freezepop 080