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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 15h
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Jt Futurama: Fry's Shocked Reaction
ALT: Jt Futurama: Fry's Shocked Reaction
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/10/2026
Trump's crowd in Arizona sits silently as he rants and raves about taking and passing dementia tests 😬
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Brilliant logic. I haven’t crashed my car this week, guess I’ll pull the airbags out.😐
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
There’s really only one way to mark the 99th anniversary of Roger Moore’s birth
Marc Haynes’ story: As a 7 year old in about 1983, … I was with my grandad in Nice Airport and saw Roger Moore Sitting at the departure gate, ... told my granddad i'd just seen James Bond and asked if we could go over so I could get his autograph. …so we walked over and he popped me in front of Roger Moore, with the words "my grandson says you're famous. Can you sign this?" As charming as you'd expect, Roger asks my name and signs the back of my plane ticket... I'm ecstatic, but …I glance down at the signature. … it definitely doesn't say 'James Bond'. ...I tell my grandad he's signed it wrong, … so my grandad heads back to Roger Moore...
"he says you've signed the wrong name. He says your name is James Bond." Roger Moore's face crinkled up with realisation and he beckoned me over. …he leant over, looked from side to side, raised an eyebrow and in a hushed voice said "I have to sign my name as 'Roger Moore because otherwise...Blofeld might find out I was here." He asked me not to tell anyone …and thanked me for keeping his secret. I went back to our seats, my nerves absolutely jangling with delight. My grandad asked me if he'd signed 'James Bond.' No, I said.
I'd got it wrong. I was working with James Bond now. Many years later, I was working on a recording that involved UNICEF, and Roger Moore was doing a piece to camera as an ambassador. He was lovely and while the cameramen were setting up, I told him the story. He …had a chuckle and said "Well, I don't remember but I'm glad you got to meet James Bond." So that was lovely. And then he did something so brilliant. After the filming, he walked past me in the corridor, heading out to his car - but as he got level, he paused looked both ways, raised an eyebrow and in a hushed voice said, "Of course I remember our meeting in Nice. But I didn't say anything in there, because those cameramen - any one of them could be working for Blofeld."
I was as delighted at 30 as I had been at 7. What a man. What a tremendous man.
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Rishi Sunak swore on the Bhagavad Gita. Suella Braverman used the Dhammapada. Forty per cent of MPs in 2024 chose to affirm rather than swear an oath on a religious text. It all counts. It is all part of the British political tradition.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
To be clear, there is zero chance Zacharia took the Chinese bar exam. She doesn't speak Chinese and only Chinese citizens can take it.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
1. Trump’s new White House press secretary Katie Zacharia is a prolific user of Truth Social where she regularly promoted Pizzagate and QAnon conspiracies, accusing elites in the Democratic Party and Hollywood of running child sex rings and eating people.
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What a fucking arsehole.
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That was a fantastic game. Played the crap out of it!
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I wish he’d just fucking die.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/10/2026
Trump makes genocidal threats against Iran and then IMMEDIATELY pivots to whining about not winning the Nobel Peace Price. You can't make it up.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is completely outrageous and disgusting. This must immediately be blocked by Congress and Trump should be impeached for this. The US is now funding Putin’s war machine as he murders civilians including children. We are lost as a country.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Great piece by Lisa Needham for Aaron Rupar’s Public Notice: Trump meme coin investors, including rich foreigners, have lost $3.81 billion but gained an opportunity to bribe the president of the United States. It’s mindblowingly corrupt.
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeh, but she didn’t get the FIFA peace prize.
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ROFL 😄
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Number crunching: “the poorest in our society” From the new Private Eye, out now.
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No no. THIS TIME they’re gonna give it all to the workers. Trust me bro.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ah yes, I remember when Trotsky wrote about how Russian workers should be replaced by low wage immigrants from China so that strong Russian boys would have more time to play girls ice hockey. It's right there in the manuscript.
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It feels like one of the tenets of the MAGA movement is you always have to act like you're the dumbest motherfucker alive. JD Vance has a degree in political science and philosophy from Ohio State. He has a law degree from Yale. He absolutely knows what socialism is, but he has to do this act.
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tiresome little prick.
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Al Gore made a fundraising call from inside the White House and Republicans threw a fit for months and months. The media genuinely believed they were sincerely offended by this breach of protocol.
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Send me your money - Suicidal Tendencies
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
**blinks in Melania**
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
U.S. forces are retreating. That's what this means. "Pulled out and returned to their home stations in the U.S. as potential Iranian threats raise base security concerns" is a fancy way of saying the Iranian military has the U.S. military in retreat. This is unbelievably embarrassing.
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t think anything he’s written has been good for a long time.
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m sure being treated to holidays by oil execs will have no effect on the justices’ ruling.
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hope it ends him tbh
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They kept going on about “the only NBA game that day” as though only NBA can be basketball. Clowns.
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It doesn’t matter if you’ve seen it. “Well I didn’t actually see that murder so can’t say if it was wrong or not.”
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He’s always been a total cunt.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
incredible lack of ball knowledge to confuse the atlanta hawks with the iowa hawkeyes women’s basketball team. it’s impressive how little they know about sports
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bugeye61.bsky.social @bugeye61.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Iowa Hawkeyes… Atlanta Hawks…. No one will notice
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.
Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.
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Tony Yates @t0nyyates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's never an ask for Russia. Ukraine are going after the refineries to bring their economy and war economy to a halt so that they stop killing Ukranians and leave Ukraine.
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He’s has 6 years in charge now. If he hasn’t demolished the ‘deep state’ now he’s either unable to, and pointless, or it doesn’t exist and he’s lying. There aren’t any other options. You’d think the 33% would be able to work this out by now.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She was an FBI agent. She started an investigation of the murder of Renee Good. Trump forced her to reclassify it as an ICE agent assault. She was then forced to resign. Her evidence confirms that a cover-up of the homicide has been undertaken, directed from the highest levels.
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FBI agent who initially investigated fatal ICE shooting in Minneapolis has resigned | CNN Politics
The FBI agent who initially began working with the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension to investigate the fatal ICE shooting of Renee Good has resigned from the bureau, two sources familiar with...
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 26/09/2026
Trump, for over a decade: "I wouldn't give him a state dinner." This week: A full state dinner at the White House for China's Xi Jinping, complete with the arrival ceremony, a gift, and billionaires everywhere.
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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🧵 As front-page headlines go, this has to be one of the most misleading I've seen in a long time It's an out-and-out lie But notice the trick they use to get away with it...👀 *They're* not lying - they're just quoting someone else who is👍🏻 In this case, the leader of the opposition🙄 1/33
Daily Express headline:

"More Freedoms Handed to New Arrivals than British Citizens"

Above an image of Kemi Badenoch

All with a Monk Debunked stamp on top
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
English? So are Americans going to be forced to spell words properly now?
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How is this legal?
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Life comes at you fast
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So he’s still a ghoul then.
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Also tastes amazing. Hot.”
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cringe.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Dr. DooDiddle theonion.com/dr-doodiddle
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Dr. DooDiddle
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Americans voted for him twice so, as a country, we think you are a bunch of pricks.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Donald Trump getting up in front of the UN, bragging about how great America and Trump are with lies, and telling them their countries are going to Hell—What an excellent way to dispel the USA's international reputation for being a nation of loud, poorly mannered, aggressive braggarts.
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 23/09/2026
Oh for gods sake. First, while it’s true that Florida has the highest ACA enrollment in the country, no, there are not "5 x more people enrolled in Obamacare in Florida than live in the state." Around 19% of the total population is enrolled, which is high but hardly over 100%. 1/5th =/= 5x.
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Wij @darealwij.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The world’s biggest rube.
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