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Dante Hoyle

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On CinemaTim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On Cinema
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Guaranteed to keep you and your pets demon-free. Only at store.theonion.com.
A dog laying on grass next to a tennis ball, wearing a patch on its forehead. The image promotes "Demon Guard" protection patches for pets. The packaging is shown, and the text suggests protection from dark entities for both humans and pets. The Infowars logo is present.
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 13/08/2026
im tired of this grandpa
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 29/07/2026
Forth xkcd.com/3277/
Comic. [Back of car with bumper sticker reading “I forth [red heart emoji]”]
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I agree with Peter Gray’s criticism of Jonathan Haidt’s work. Kids today are very restricted in what they get to do by themselves or with friends. They barely go to the mall, adults supervise their sports and track their locations. Social media is all they have. Now adults want to take that too.
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On Cinema at the Cinema @oncinema.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Be safe out there on the water today!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Orson Welles: I worked with Grogu. Not in film you see but on the stage. Brilliant performer but a cruel disgusting wretch of a soul. Interviewer: Pourrions-nous parler de Citizen Kane à la place, s'il vous plaît ? Welles: yes he did sell out his friends to HUAC, I will never forgive him for that
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Well it turns out Conner O'Malley pretty much nailed this 8 years ago.
2018 tweet from Conner O'Malley: I'm 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef every day, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in foggy olde London Towne with Data dressed up like Sherlock Holmes. (Wooly overcoat, deerstalker wool tweed cap). Behind him are some common olde towney London folk; a police fellow with a long mustache who is holding an older lady who has a dirty face by her arms, and a mostly out of sight fellow with mutton chops standing behind data. Data is speaking to someone off screen and looks like he's burning with the fire of determination. Closed caption reads, "And now, for strictly personal reasons, I must leave."
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
That’s NOT how you splice a camera negative. F-
Closeup of one of the film strips hanging off Sabrina Carpenter’s Met Gala dress, seemingly consisting of 2 separate pieces taped together overlapping by 1 perf, in the middle of a frame.
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Dante Hoyle @dantehoyle.net · 30/04/2026
I just really feel like goblins are real right now openai.com/index/where-...
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 15/04/2026
Countdown Standard xkcd.com/3232/
Comic. One... two... THREE! [text in red] X Deprecated [line break] One... two... three... GO! [text in red] Deprecated [red curly bracket around top two lines] Too easy to mix up [line break] Three... two... one... GO! [text in green] [check mark] ISO Standard [caption] If I were in charge of ISO, the first thing I’d do would be to standardize the way people count out loud before doing something in sync.
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Dante Hoyle @dantehoyle.net · 07/04/2026
@oncinema.bsky.social good thing I already have Michael (runtime 105 minutes)on VHS, otherwise I'd have to subscribe to Howdy (which doesn't even have any Ma and Pa Kettle movies)
A Roku TV home screen featuring an ad to watch the John Travolta popcorn classic, Michael
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Ok, actually this headline is hilarious.
CNN headline “OpenAI isn’t just buying a podcast — it’s buying influence” which is a headline that reflects chatGPTs rhetorical ruts of escalating comparisons and weird em dashes.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Hemingway etc etc saddest four words etc etc
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Nepo ayatollah.
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Dante Hoyle @dantehoyle.net · 26/02/2026
I just found out the Chemical Safety and Hazard Investigation Board releases informative (and morbidly entertaining) animated recreations of major industrial accidents. It's like how it's made meets NTSB crash youtu.be/JplAKJrgyew?....
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Animation of 2015 Explosion at ExxonMobil Refinery in Torrance, CA
YouTube video by USCSB
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Dante Hoyle @dantehoyle.net · 24/02/2026
RIP a legend www.kptv.com/2026/02/23/p...
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Portland Police arrest suspected prolific graffiti vandal known as ‘Rango’
A suspected prolific graffiti tagger known as “Rango” was arrested in connection with metro-area vandalism, according to the Portland Police Bureau.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
You've heard that something is going on with colon cancer. I'm working on a thing...let me know what you think!! Is it helpful? What would you do different? hankgreen.com/crc
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Something is Going on with Colorectal Cancer
An interactive data journalism piece exploring the rise of young-onset colorectal cancer, with population simulations, risk factors, and prevention information.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
to be fair they did used to have an episode of crash course.
screenshot of a pornhub page of a freebooted Crash Course episode with the title "hot brunette explains industrial economy"
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 01/01/2025
the meanest react you can leave on github issues is not 👎, but 😕
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Dante Hoyle @dantehoyle.net · 17/11/2024
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Emergency text-only post: The last file in Mario Strikers Charged is "zzzz.zzz". Opening it reveals an explanation that a bug prevents the alphabetically last file on the disc from loading, and instead of fixing it, this dummy file was a clever workaround.
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