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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely loved these ones, never would have expected it. Bonus points for not being able to eat more than 3 of them in one serving because the diminishing returns become apparent, so it's harder to eat a whole row of them in one go
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Been so bad that I'm catching strays related to my support for Tottenham in the group chat (and they're right to say it)
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Might really just be as simple as this
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Werner Herzog speech bubble, as if he himself were unsparingly describing the multitude of ways in which Peppermint Patty is failing herself and society at large
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well well Zach Bryan I was not familiar with your game
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have some more thoughts, but this is my government name so have a great Friday everyone
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In simpler days, this is the type of talk that used to inspire townspeople to take The Village Pervert to the edge of the forest and tell them to walk into the trees, and to keep walking for at least 2 weeks or else
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There are 2 or 3 times in this clip where you can he's fighting against the non-broken part of his brain that's trying to get him to bail out of what he's about to say, and he just uh keeps going Shouldn't have to be said, but the ability to convert on 3rd downs doesnt count for anything here
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Herbstreit's insane travel/broadcast schedule means that he does way less prep work per obligation now, and he's gotten noticeably worse at each of his jobs as a result. But this one was nuts
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Intentionally obtuse and disgusting
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 27/09/2026
I also saw a guy returning a Halloween skeleton. If you’re not prepared please don’t adopt. Relinquishment and rehoming are traumatic for your pet
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I liked Pink Clouding, thought Babylon was good. She obviously loves him. HOWEVER,,
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thinking about how many private flights were probably involved in the writing and recording of Cleveland!, including I assume at least 1 flight to fire someone who could have prevented its release
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Holy shit
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dril tweet reading "if you ask me this election could end about 100 different ways:
1) trump gets 0% of the vote
2) trump gets 1% of the vote
3) trump gets 2% o"
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To the point where it was kind of upsetting that *everyone* is waiting on the Tesla EV semis. Some Windrose orders here and there, but "Tesla is going to put everyone else out of business with their range" was the dominant throughline. I wasnt expecting that at all
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I gotta say, I don't understand this part -- seems like every port + rail drayage trucker i spoke with in Long Beach ast week is waiting for 20 EV semis to take advantage of the CA grant, snd they are *all* waiting for Teslas because the mileage is ~480 miles. Who is asking for lower-range *semis*?
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The part about not knowing his own home address is absolutely not real (despite his insistences), which means he is trying to cosplay as either A) Reacher, B) Einstein, or C) a manic pixie dream girl
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh neat so this year's ride on the Tottenham Hotspurcoaster is going to be even more cursed than 2025-26 huh
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Classic Spurs, penalized as a result of **spins giant wheel** ah, an opposing player bashing our captain in the face
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Genuine lol
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The trait that entrenches Stancil's status as an all-timer is that any time it seems like maybe he's earning a little extra goodwill and people are rallying to defend him, he'll casually share an opinion like "Nobody remembers what 2024 was really like except me" to get people angry all over again
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wasnt ready for the accompanying video showing an old guy getting upset while watching women's swimming
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*hushed screaming, somehow* IN-DOH-KNEE-SHIA
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
this dog is rad as hell
A dog looking through the viewfinder of a video camera
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ah damn looks like the horse came back to finish the job
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sir quick question did you get kicked in the head by a horse right before typing these words
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Officer Flossy lighting her 7th cigarette of the day as she watches Dingo Dog post bail AGAIN
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As ever
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Reacher singing this while beating you to death with a running push mower
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Am I still "chasing birds" these days like in my younger days?? Ha ha well funny you should ask
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
40K lbs is literally one (1) 53-foot trailer full of beer. Between 20-22 pallets depending how it would have been loaded
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Each of our kids has books from Dolly's Imagination Library. By any objective measure she was one of the "best" people alive in the world, and I assumed she'd live forever. Genuinely gutted
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The Premier Leage is BACK and I am having a BAD TIME, come on you spurs
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Miss u big ange
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
0-3 away to Brentford to kick things off, relegation battle is back on let's goooooooo
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gearing up for another season of watching Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, surely this time will be different
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The relegation battle is back on for another season until this team which I hate but cannot quit demonstrates otherwise
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
(lying to myself) i'll just get up earlier tomorrow and do it then
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
1000% agree with this. Spouse is an SLP at a big city hospital, and +90% of the patients she sees are A) stroke or B) TBI victims from a scooter / bike / car accident. Just a conveyor belt of reminders that lots of life comes down to random chance
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Last Saturday's game had some unbelievable revelations for me.
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midwest emo guitar intro version of "Back That Azz Up" @danielotto.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
LOL at them also implying that they'll sue anyone who speaks ill of motivations behind the thing that they are profusely apologizing for
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