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Dan Hall

@danhall.bsky.social
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Screenwriter / Copywriter / Dad / DJ (not in that order)

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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Why this fox is not a frontrunner for Chicken Protector of the Year”
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve listened to it enough times now that I feel comfortable saying Charlie Sheen Reaches Out to the Feds by The Mountain Goats is a work of genius.
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Tristan Jones @tristansbones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In case you've missed it, I've been pretty unwell, and had to step back from work altogether. But now I'm back, and as I reclaim and restructure my personal and professional life, I'm easing back in by focusing on commissions. If you want one: tristanjonescommissions(at)gmail(dot)com.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me when I got to the end of Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed and realised it wasn’t a miniseries and we were being set up for season 2
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Gandalf Crying
Alt: Gandalf Crying
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
on the other hand, the Mountain Goats, at it since 1991, still dropping bangers once a year on average and torching stages around the globe with ever-increasing intensity
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wow I’ll be like a modern day Charlie Bucket
A label on a parcel that reads “reserve your spot for a free Amazon fulfillment 
centre tour”.
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 14/09/2026
It is good, proper, and effective to make people ashamed of their political views. There seems to be some sense that it’s impolite to actually confront One Nation voters with the racism of ONP. But I ask: why. Racism is a shameful thing and has been for a long time.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There is a simple test for this. If I plant it and it’s still alive in my garden six weeks later, it’s a weed.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A few scientists and a couple of dickhead kids visit an island full of, uh… let’s say “bland-o-saurs”
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Let them eat ballrooms
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
For me it’s probably: 1. “Stupid babies need the most attention!” 2. “Oh, I’ve wasted my life.” 3. “Now remember, we’re in the Itchy lot.” 4. “The frogurt is also cursed.” 5. “He card read good.”
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Further evidence that “right” and “left” are less politically potent or indicative than “life is getting harder and I want to help you” and “life is getting harder and I think that’s great and also no it’s not actually getting harder anyway everything is fine”
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’ll tell ya one thing, my level of interest in what this dumbshit has to say is at an all-time low
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I reckon I could become the world’s greatest limbo player. The bar is pretty low.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They should Hoult production is what they should do
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I kind of want to say it’s Let it Be, Tim, and Pleased to Meet Me by The Replacements. But I may have to consider further.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My “these are not pervert glasses” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ebenezer is part of the DCU: the Dickens, Charles Universe
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There’s nothing like having a gig to make me realise that I hate all of my shirts
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I could never be a movie junket interviewer guy because I’m way too socially awkward to make movie stars sit there and pretend to be interested while I take my allotted three minutes and make it entirely about me for instagram purposes
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
People say “that which doesn’t kill me makes me stronger” but there’s heaps of stuff that doesn’t kill me and is neutral, at best, in terms of how much strength it grants me. Like garden gnomes, or tablecloths
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Does the microwave heat my food because it is my friend?!?!
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
He turned down the role of the t-rex in Jurassic Park. “I want to play one of the people, I am a people” he said to Spielberg. Spielberg eventually relented and cast Dustin Hoffman as the t-rex. Hoffman was great but we’ll always wonder
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Expansion? It’s already the WORLD Cup. Unless the Monstars from Space Jam are pivoting to soccer, we’ve maxed out here
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It’s the death that keeps on giving
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I feel like the Grim Reaper is warming up. Getting a few easy wins under his belt before going for the big one.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I suspect whoever built this thing did it deliberately to make Trump look bad. And in doing so they became Trump’s arch nemesis
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Congrats to Community Strong, the first Australian political party to be named by the Incredible Hulk himself
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My comic books are piling up while I wait for my new glasses to be ready so I can read them without getting a headache. This is the plight of the middle-aged nerd
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Oh no, the vandals have also gotten to the government documents
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Oh no, why?
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Infinite Jest. Statler and Waldorf would have a field day. “This bear just made it Finite Jest!” “This is so boring I’ll have an Infinite Rest!”. Things of that nature.
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Tony Martin @tonymartin.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Trump has ended the war! How embarrassing for whoever started it.
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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 08/06/2026
Call me an idealist, but I think that a prerequisite for hosting an international sport event should be that you're willing to host an international sport event.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I’ll spend my twilight years using Ultrahand to create a caravan and turning Link into a grey nomad
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I was talking to my gender critical friend the other day and she said “I want to kill you” so I said “respectfully I disagree” and she said “i bet you’re plotting terror against me right now” and I said “what makes you say that” and she said “websites” and I said “oh” and then she shot me, amicably
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
[throws dart] Nicolas Cage is a [throws dart] 30s style PI who is also [throws dart] Spider-Man More TV shows should be made this way
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Private enterprises famously have no access to AI
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I hope not. That would be bullying, in my view
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
if some snotty wizard boy called me a muggle i'd cast a little chin magic on his ass. alakazam you're in the fuckin hospital!! and nobody would think of it as hitting a kid by the way. ok. people wouldn't say i hit a kid. cause they'd agree it's a totally different power dynamic. wizards you can hit
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
JORDAN PETERSON: Grief is never good. All grief robs from us. All grief destroys. CHARLIE BROWN, IN THE OTHER PODCAST CHAIR: I was just trying to kick the football sir
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
How about mind your business
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The Beatles and Then Part of Another Beatle, Like a Leg or Something, Maybe a Wing
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
G’day Bluesky friends! My adorable children have entered a Free Comic Book Day costume contest, which is voted on via facebook likes. If any FB users could visit the album and chuck a like on Ant Man and/or Rocket, you’d be doing them a huge favour! www.facebook.com/share/1NbLvE...
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Billy Ocean, Love Really Hurts Without You Bowie, Modern Love Replacements, Can’t Hardly Wait Big Star, Thirteen The Hold Steady, Stuck Between Stations MCR, Welcome to the Black Parade Against Me!, Thrash Unreal Tiffany, I Think We’re Alone Now Refused, New Noise Jackie Wilson, Higher and Higher
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I reckon they should let me reboot The Pretender in comic book form
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
“Incoming money is higher than ever! Outgoing, well, that’s on a separate slide that I never look at as it’s simply none of my business. I assume it’s fine.”
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 11/04/2026
I’ve considered it and my fundamental problem with negative gearing isn’t that it’s a waste [it is] or that it’s unfair [it is]. Taxes are _moral_ signals, where societies agree what’s to be encouraged and what punished, and giving shit landlords money for nothing is a flat message to wage earners
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