Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Why this fox is not a frontrunner for Chicken Protector of the Year” 010
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It turns a real-life story that is laughable and pathetic in the retelling into something anthemic and almost inspirational without losing the absurdity of a celeb being so high that he calls the FBI after seeing a murder in a film and thinks it’s real 010
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’ve listened to it enough times now that I feel comfortable saying Charlie Sheen Reaches Out to the Feds by The Mountain Goats is a work of genius. 100
Reposted by Dan HallTristan Jones @tristansbones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026In case you've missed it, I've been pretty unwell, and had to step back from work altogether. But now I'm back, and as I reclaim and restructure my personal and professional life, I'm easing back in by focusing on commissions. If you want one: tristanjonescommissions(at)gmail(dot)com. 730187
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ooh, might be time to treat myself to a little something for the wall 000
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me when I got to the end of Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed and realised it wasn’t a miniseries and we were being set up for season 2static.klipy.comGandalf CryingAlt: Gandalf Crying 110
Reposted by Dan Halldan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112952557
Reposted by Dan Hallthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 22/09/2026on the other hand, the Mountain Goats, at it since 1991, still dropping bangers once a year on average and torching stages around the globe with ever-increasing intensity 2593967
Reposted by Dan HallLiam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 14/09/2026It is good, proper, and effective to make people ashamed of their political views. There seems to be some sense that it’s impolite to actually confront One Nation voters with the racism of ONP. But I ask: why. Racism is a shameful thing and has been for a long time. 89433
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 29/08/2026There is a simple test for this. If I plant it and it’s still alive in my garden six weeks later, it’s a weed. 000
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A few scientists and a couple of dickhead kids visit an island full of, uh… let’s say “bland-o-saurs” 010
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 25/08/2026For me it’s probably: 1. “Stupid babies need the most attention!” 2. “Oh, I’ve wasted my life.” 3. “Now remember, we’re in the Itchy lot.” 4. “The frogurt is also cursed.” 5. “He card read good.” 000
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Further evidence that “right” and “left” are less politically potent or indicative than “life is getting harder and I want to help you” and “life is getting harder and I think that’s great and also no it’s not actually getting harder anyway everything is fine” 010
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I’ll tell ya one thing, my level of interest in what this dumbshit has to say is at an all-time low 000
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I reckon I could become the world’s greatest limbo player. The bar is pretty low. 020
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I kind of want to say it’s Let it Be, Tim, and Pleased to Meet Me by The Replacements. But I may have to consider further. 000
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 27/07/2026My “these are not pervert glasses” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt 001
Reposted by Dan Halljosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Ebenezer is part of the DCU: the Dickens, Charles Universe 422221
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 24/07/2026There’s nothing like having a gig to make me realise that I hate all of my shirts 000
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 21/07/2026“If you could be one Minion, which other Minion would you eat?! Please, I need content. I made a t-shirt with you on it. My children are starving” 100
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I could never be a movie junket interviewer guy because I’m way too socially awkward to make movie stars sit there and pretend to be interested while I take my allotted three minutes and make it entirely about me for instagram purposes 101
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 20/07/2026People say “that which doesn’t kill me makes me stronger” but there’s heaps of stuff that doesn’t kill me and is neutral, at best, in terms of how much strength it grants me. Like garden gnomes, or tablecloths 010
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Does the microwave heat my food because it is my friend?!?! 071
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 14/07/2026He turned down the role of the t-rex in Jurassic Park. “I want to play one of the people, I am a people” he said to Spielberg. Spielberg eventually relented and cast Dustin Hoffman as the t-rex. Hoffman was great but we’ll always wonder 010
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 14/07/2026If they’re the current ones, those aren’t true Wiggles. I reject these imposters 110
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Expansion? It’s already the WORLD Cup. Unless the Monstars from Space Jam are pivoting to soccer, we’ve maxed out here 000
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I feel like the Grim Reaper is warming up. Getting a few easy wins under his belt before going for the big one. 020
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I’m literally doing this face to an empty room right now 020
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I suspect whoever built this thing did it deliberately to make Trump look bad. And in doing so they became Trump’s arch nemesis 3284
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Congrats to Community Strong, the first Australian political party to be named by the Incredible Hulk himself 000
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 24/06/2026My comic books are piling up while I wait for my new glasses to be ready so I can read them without getting a headache. This is the plight of the middle-aged nerd 000
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Oh no, the vandals have also gotten to the government documents 010
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Infinite Jest. Statler and Waldorf would have a field day. “This bear just made it Finite Jest!” “This is so boring I’ll have an Infinite Rest!”. Things of that nature. 010
Reposted by Dan HallTony Martin @tonymartin.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Trump has ended the war! How embarrassing for whoever started it. 39310
Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 12/06/2026This is true and a bit said, though I wonder whether the massive success of KPop Demon Hunters will kick off a counter trend. 030
Reposted by Dan HallTom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 08/06/2026Call me an idealist, but I think that a prerequisite for hosting an international sport event should be that you're willing to host an international sport event. 4940961059
