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Dan Hall

@danhall.bsky.social
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Screenwriter / Copywriter / Dad / DJ (not in that order)

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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wow I’ll be like a modern day Charlie Bucket
A label on a parcel that reads “reserve your spot for a free Amazon fulfillment 
centre tour”.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A surprised-looking Chevy Chase sitting next to a large drum, in a still from the music video for You Can Call Me Al.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Joe Pesci in Goodfellas, looking skeptical at a restaurant table, from the famous “Do I amuse you?” scene.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
A still image from The Simpsons of an elderly Chinese man holding a pipe and looking serious. It’s from the famous “it comes with a free frogurt, the frogurt is also cursed” bit.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I discovered the problem with oil shipments - they call it the STRAIGHT of Hormuz but it’s clearly bent
An aerial view of the Strait of Hormuz, a stretch of water with a clear bend in it.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I can’t believe the Americans yassified Grug
Alysa Lui, the figure skater, on ice with a USA flag draped around her. Her hair is in blonde and brown horizontal stripes
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Whoa, the anonymous guy who wrote that blog post supposedly exonerating Neil Gaiman added a byline and profile photo
Photo of Neil Gaiman with a moustache and sunglasses crudely drawn over it. The caption reads “Geil Naiman”.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
My favourite thing about AI is all the great, helpful content.
Screen shot of a Bing result with the headiny “Top Power Pop Releases of 2013”.

The text below lists the same album, “New Lion Terraces”, four times as if it were four separate albums.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Not good enough. Next year I have to crack the top 20
Screenshot from Tidal of a picture of a rock band and the text “you are The Rubinoos’s 79th biggest fan.”
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Ah yes, the three genders
Two packs of toilet paper, side by side. One has the text “Always soft. Always strong” printed on it, the other has the text “Handles all bums.”
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Can I borrow a feeling? Could you lend me a jar of love?
The pope speaking into a microphone with an expression that suggests he’s singing.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Whoa, deleted track titles from the Lily Allen album have leaked
Text reading:

The Real Stranger Thing Is Your Weird Dick, 
Hellboy? More Like Smellboy… Because You Stink, I’m Harbouring a Secret (It’s That You Suck), You Were in The Newsroom
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
This week’s news is how I learned that “the east wing” of the White House doesn’t refer to this bit.
Image of The White House with the right section circled.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
BUT YOU BETTER NOT KILL THE GROOVE
Screenshot of a streaming menu with the TV show title “Murder in a Small Town”.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
My fave comic book store was doing a sketch exchange for Batman Day today. I got there too late to participate but came home and did this anyway. Happy Batman Day everybody!
A crude black and white sketch of Batman holding up a batarang in front of a city skyline.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Also Graham Chapman is dead.
A newspaper headline with the quite, attributed to Michael Palin, “I don’t think you could make Life of Brian now. Everything is adversarial.”
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Hey, they made a movie about the walk from the car back to the house when you realize you forgot the keys.
A poster for the film The Long Walk. The image is of a group of young men in tattered clothes, viewed through the legs of a soldier. They are flanked by tanks.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
“On your left”
A smiling blonde woman wearing a sixties-style nurse’s uniform and standing in a doorway.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Image from The Simpsons of Ralph Wiggum addressing his parents at the kitchen table. The caption says “I saw one of the planes and the plane waved at me.”
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
The show they made about me
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
“Human rights for some. Miniature American flags for others.”
An image from The Simpsons of a confused-looking Bob Dole in a hard hat, standing at a lectern.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Fine, here you go. Here is the collection of fictional Asian men the internet thinks I am.
Kumail Nanjiani with a bemused expression in a shirt and hoodie, in a still from The Big Sick. Steven Yeun as Glenn in The Walking Dead, with filthy clothes and a grim expression. Harry Shum Jr as Mike from Glee, looking confused while clapping hands. Justin H Min as Ben from The Umbrella Academy, looking serious while wearing a leather jacket over a hoodie.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
…does he mean as the cause of death?
A tweet from Elon Musk saying “Please put ‘never went to therapy’ on my gravestone.”
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I have discovered either the best or worst named board game of all time.
A board game box with the name “Ulcers” and the description “the hiring, firing business game”. The image is of several people in suits around a cluttered desk.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
When the new pope picks your name
Leonardo DiCaprio holding a beer can and pointing while sitting on an armchair.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
A gif from The Office of Steve Carell speaking from on top of a building, with the caption “Dwight you ignorant slut”.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
The text “Epcot Center made of flowers” in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
[in a panicked sweat] Am… am I a Liberal Party lie?!
A Bluesky notification that says “Liberal Party Lie Collector followed you.”
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I may need to re-read, it’s been a long time, but this is the first thing that jumped to mind.
The cover of New X-Men 127. It features Xorn, a man with a black leather suit and metal mask, hovering in a cross-legged pose.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Went to Costco and discovered a new catchphrase for Perry White.
A box with the text “sweet baby broccoli” in large letters.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I think this error message means my washing machine is sick of all the woke BS.
Screen on a washing machine showing the letters “DEI”.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
This photo will be in history books (more specifically, my upcoming book “The History of Evil Shitheads”).
Elon Musk giving a nazi salute.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Like my quoted friend, I often have a novel and a comic on the go.
Image from a book cover. A broken mirror, with an ornate floral border, and the title Jonathan Strange and Mister Norrell.Book cover. The character She-Hulk, a muscular green woman, is holding on to a flying rocket. The title is “She-Hulk: Breaking the Fourth Wall”.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Sure, I’ll post a concert photo. They Might be Giants at The Forum in Melbourne, just a few weeks ago. Not an amazing photo, but it was a fun gig.
A band on stage, including men playing accordion, guitar and saxophone.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
I have no idea if the fourth one even counts.
Comic book cover with the title “JLA Presents Plastic Man” and an image of a smiling Plastic Man being restrained by various DC heroes.Comic book cover with the title “Impulse: Bart Saves the Universe”. The image is of a boy in casual clothes sitting against a statue of himself in a superhero outfit.Comic book cover with the title “Oracle: The Cure”. The image is of a woman in glasses sitting in a wheelchair in front of a row of screens. She’s holding two billy clubs.Comic book cover with the title “Hitman: A Rage in Arkham”. The image is of a man in a trench coat firing two guns, while Batman leaps towards him from behind.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
This is a bit lame but Batman Day was last week and I did a belated sketch to celebrate (I was in the emergency department on Batman Day itself because I took a fall and broke my ribs)
A rough pencil sketch of a smiling Batman punching The Riddler
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
The Big Three
An image from Freaks and Geeks of three skinny young geeky boys in t-shirts and baseball gloves. They look unhappy.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
For me it’s probably this but the Corgan one is so, so close
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
Hang on I thought of another
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
The Muppet I want to be / the Muppet I fear I actually may be.
Rowlf from The Muppets. He’s a fuzzy brown dog with floppy ears, smiling.Beaker from The Muppets. He’s a narrow puppet in a lab coat and tie, with spiky read hair, wide eyes and a frown.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
Okay then
Poster image for the film SLC Punk featuring the title above a photo of the cast. The cast is three young actors dressed in classic punk style.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
The second most beautiful phrase in the English language. “Cellar Door” is bumped to third. Number one is, of course, “Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers”.
A sign above a shop window which reads “Gelato choc tops 24/7”.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
And that’s how Big and I teamed up with a group of Chinese scientists to investigate a series of bizarre events. Meanwhile, Samantha - who had met a pair of rugged yet flexible message therapists at a gender-neutral sauna downtown - was dealing with her own “three body problem”
Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw in an image from Sex and the City. She’s smiling thoughtfully while typing on a laptop
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
This is purely a nostalgia thing and who knows how it’s aged, but I have very fond memories of this X-Men annual where they’re having a BBQ and playing baseball then a faulty sentinel crashes into the grounds.
The cover of X-Men annual ‘96, featuring a group of X-Men characters including Wolverine, Storm and Jubilee gathered around a fallen Sentinal robot.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
Image from the film Role Models of Paul Rudd and Sean William Scott sitting in a classroom, looking confused.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
An image of Joaquin Phoenix from the film The Master. He’s wearing a suit and smiling over the top of an old-fashioned camera.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
Is it a Trump mugshot, or did your parents book a drunk hypnotist for your tenth birthday party?
Donald Trump’s mugshot, in which he is dressed in a suit and tie. His brow is furrowed and he is frowning as he glares at the camera. A sheriff’s logo hovers over his shoulder. He is a big fuckhead.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
Kate Bishop rules. That is all.
Panel from a comic book of a young woman in sunglasses stepping into a car. The word balloon reads “How’s it gonna feel deep down in your man-bits when I drive this car better than you ever dreamed was possible? ‘Cause I’m about to.”
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
Blessed notification.
A iPhone screen notification from Apple TV with the text “A new episode of The Afterparty is now on Apple TV+”.
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Dan Hall @danhall.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
I got this Lego dude for Fathers Day and now I’m fully on the bandwagon.
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