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Dan

@dancro55.bsky.social
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Northern wise-ass. Either in the kitchen or swimming. If you see Elon, tell him to go & fuck a puppet on the moon.

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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 25/09/2026
If anyone is interested, a mate of mine has some really nice campervans for sale. They are based in Edinburgh. bsky.app/profile/bigs...
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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 05/09/2026
Best thing you will see all day...
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Once again death, the wrong fucking 80yr old. RIP Tim Currie. Ffs
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 11/08/2026
#clacton @countbinface.bsky.social
A poster for Count Binface urging Conservative, Labour, Lib Dem and Green voters to get out and bin FARAGE
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 29/07/2026
Remember this?
A Brexit headbanger with a poster suggesting that people who voted to remain in the EU should be sent to the gallows for treason.
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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 29/07/2026
When you're not using your Spotify directly, stick this song on repeat with the volume down. Current total plays: 70,062,686 You can do 338 plays every 24 hours. It would be a shame if the plays of this spiked and the news covered it....... #VoteBinface open.spotify.com/track/1XT5kx....
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Making Plans For Nigel
XTC · Drums And Wires · Song · 1979
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 27/07/2026
Now he’s announced his manifesto I can post these @countbinface.bsky.social
Count bin face election poster in the style of an old boxing matchCount bin face cartoon poster
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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 10/07/2026
Mr Anti-Establishment 2026...
The anti-establishment candidate
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Got a ticket for Stewart Lee at the Lowry in Salford this evening up for grabs. I’m unable to go now so it’s going begging if you fancy a night out on your own 🤷‍♂️ dm me if interested. Thanks
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
'HYDRATION BREAK'
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
So pleased for Rashford 👌
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Georgia DiPirro 📎 @georgiadipirro.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Paying Tribute to the 168 school girls murdered by Donald Trump
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 12/06/2026
Congratulations to Elon musk who is now rich enough to end world hunger over 165 times and still stay a billionaire but choses not to.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 02/06/2026
Everyone in Southampton who has had their property damaged by the coked up twats should report Farage for incitement and claim damages directly from him. He's got at least £5m to spare.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Oh look, its the protect our women & children brigade again www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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One in five people arrested over 2024 riots have since been reported for domestic abuse
Exclusive: Police data shows 21% of the 949 people detained in England and Northern Ireland were later accused of violence against intimate partner
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Keith Maloney @maloneyk85.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
For one day only #NUFC
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Humblegentssocialclub.com @humblegents.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Humblegentssocialclub.com
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Well at least it’s been cleared up once & for all in case there was any lingering shred of doubt as to how much of a complete cunt Sharon Osbourne is.
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call634-5789 @call634-5789.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Last one....maybe...🤣
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Here I am congratulating the randomly chosen lucky winners of our energy bills prize draw. Oops... sorry, wrong picture - this is a photo of us from seven years ago.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
What kind of music is on your demo tape? Rock 🤘
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Iran hits back on social media.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 30/03/2026
Reposting this because I spent ages drawing Rick's dance moves, filling in the background, layering the mic and Morty, animating his eyes, etc etc
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Humblegentssocialclub.com @humblegents.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
New clobber out friday
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Just listening to @mrjamesob.bsky.social interview the marvellous Arthur Smith on Full Disclosure podcast and reminded me I’d not heard my favourite ever joke for a long while. So here it is youtu.be/2vbGrWNgcd0?...
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Best joke ever
YouTube video by PlaywithFeathers
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Trump will definitely have asked someone in his team why the Strait of Hormuz isn’t straight and bends in the middle.
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Iran's Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei makes first statement.
Danny Baker in a fetching cleric-type outfit (black top, white dog collar, red hat and red jacket) raising a glass of white and a glass of red
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call634-5789 @call634-5789.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Excellent Diagnosis!
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Dave Haslam @davehaslam.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
That Democrat hoax has caused a right kerfuffle.
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GlennA @glennairey.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
From Pizza Express to Midnight Express.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Given his abject performance during the Emily Maitlis interview, I’m not confident on him giving the police the run-around.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I’ll bet he’s sweating now
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
If only there was a vaccine available for this sort of thi…..oh www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
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More than 60 children infected in north London measles outbreak
Cases reported in seven schools and a nursery in Enfield amid concern over low levels of MMR vaccination in capital
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Will be following my usual routine for the Super Bowl which will involve going to bed & avoiding anything whatsoever to do with the dreary pile of piss that it is.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
What a vile, racist child-fucking cunt. But then, we all knew that.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Alex Honnold climbing the skyscraper in Taipei is quite impressive an all but I’ve just climbed out of my daughter’s bedroom window onto the roof of our extension and I didn’t ask for a Netflix special. Just sayin’.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Please share. 💔
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Robert Jenrick - in case Farage isn’t greasy enough for you #deform
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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 09/01/2026
Nine Elms.
Nine Elms London
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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
This from @vizcomic.bsky.social will never get old.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
On the one hand it’s useful to have a reasoned and measured debate on the perceived bias inherent in BBC news, on the other hand Donald Trump is a cunt.
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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 31/10/2025
Never meet your heroes
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Ohhhhhhh The grand old Duke of York He borrowed 12 million quid He gave it to someone He’d never ever met and for something he never did
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