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Dan

@dancro55.bsky.social
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Northern wise-ass. Either in the kitchen or swimming. If you see Elon, tell him to go & fuck a puppet on the moon.

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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is she ‘asking questions’ nasty or ‘raping children’ nasty? Just wondering where the Trump-o-meter sits on nastiness.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did you get a rise?
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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 25/09/2026
If anyone is interested, a mate of mine has some really nice campervans for sale. They are based in Edinburgh. bsky.app/profile/bigs...
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Should be fine as long as you don’t come across as snappy
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Really glad they finally turned up and showed some backbone and class. Better late than never I suppose. Great day of batting from a position that most teams would blast away at and get beaten by an innings due to the scoreboard pressure. Be a twitchy morning if they nibble out the openers cheaply.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Infinitely preferable however to turning up and finding out Lee Anderson is waiting to network with you.
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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 05/09/2026
Best thing you will see all day...
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It happens a lot on here I’ve found 🤦‍♂️
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Motörhead are the o lay band I’ve seen where I considered leaving due to the volume - Everything louder than everything else 🤘
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
All with a string gauge that was like fence wire.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mine stopped while ago, massive pain in the arse. I had to swap the screen protector and gave the lens a clean too, been fine since but it was calamitous for a day or two.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Camels and elephants, those notoriously famous ice-dwelling mammals.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Once again death, the wrong fucking 80yr old. RIP Tim Currie. Ffs
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Saw one a few weeks ago for the first time early - had taken a particular liking to the budlea in our garden. Amazing little thing - absolute bugger to photograph though
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
8 out of 10 owners said their cats preferred it.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Dead Man’s Shoes for me.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Which puts our performances down there last winter in an even worse light.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
He has a track record of being vile towards veterans, it’s hardly surprising that he’s behaving like this towards those currently serving, whilst his grotesque, fatted offspring roll in the spoils of his corruption.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Almost as if that last 6 weeks was a performative waste of time & money but a self-serving, corrupt racist twat.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 11/08/2026
#clacton @countbinface.bsky.social
A poster for Count Binface urging Conservative, Labour, Lib Dem and Green voters to get out and bin FARAGE
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Every week when I go food shopping I wear my noise cancelling headphones- it keeps the murder rate down round here.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
What’s it like?
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Nosferatu Vampire Apparition
ALT: Nosferatu Vampire Apparition
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Closely followed by the fucking Killers.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It looks it - I’m sensing very deep & rich flavours just from looking at it
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
That looks exceptional 😋
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Middle of Lidl maybe but not Sainsbury’s pal.
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ironically, Amen to that brother.
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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 29/07/2026
Remember this?
A Brexit headbanger with a poster suggesting that people who voted to remain in the EU should be sent to the gallows for treason.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Really refreshing to hear someone speak honestly and sensibly and also without seeming to worry over each word how the Daily Mail will twist it.
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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 29/07/2026
When you're not using your Spotify directly, stick this song on repeat with the volume down. Current total plays: 70,062,686 You can do 338 plays every 24 hours. It would be a shame if the plays of this spiked and the news covered it....... #VoteBinface open.spotify.com/track/1XT5kx....
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Making Plans For Nigel
XTC · Drums And Wires · Song · 1979
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 27/07/2026
Now he’s announced his manifesto I can post these @countbinface.bsky.social
Count bin face election poster in the style of an old boxing matchCount bin face cartoon poster
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Copy that
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Lost my closest friend just over 2yrs ago - along with a few others over the past few years. Sucks don’t it.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Crikey.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It’s highly unlikely she drove the stake through her own heart I suppose.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
And yet some cunt on the radio at lunchtime was telling jolly anecdotes and claimed she was a national treasure. Not in my fucking house.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
He’s superb isn’t he
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I managed to get a ticket for him in Liverpool in Sept so all is not lost just don’t want the one tonight to go to waste. Bit of a way for you to hop over isn’t it 🙈
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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 10/07/2026
Mr Anti-Establishment 2026...
The anti-establishment candidate
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Got a ticket for Stewart Lee at the Lowry in Salford this evening up for grabs. I’m unable to go now so it’s going begging if you fancy a night out on your own 🤷‍♂️ dm me if interested. Thanks
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
'HYDRATION BREAK'
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
That’s not great. Keep safe mate.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Kenneth Williams Carry On Films
ALT: Kenneth Williams Carry On Films
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It’s a superb film. Stood the test of time well.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
At least the block butter in my kitchen is actually spreadable. Appreciate it’s a very thin silver lining to the huge cloud of climate change.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Couldn’t find her own arsehole with a map & a mirror. For Cameron to entrust a vote of that magnitude upon the public remains utterly unforgivable. To paraphrase Danny Dyer, what a twat.
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
So pleased for Rashford 👌
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Dan @dancro55.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
😆😆
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