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Bianco Pulitzer

@dancemomeric.bsky.social
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Lisa Rina Stan first. Swiftie second.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/05/2025
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
“Our intelligence reports indicate the cat and dog eaters have fled to the Gulf of America. Well, ahoy mateys, I’m on the job!” - Kristi Noem
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Bianco Pulitzer @dancemomeric.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Me after I take the biggest edible
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Bianco Pulitzer @dancemomeric.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
"My life was hard so yours and your children's should be harder!" Fuck off ugly old bitch
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
🤷🏻
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HasanTheHun (automated mirror) @hasanabirepeater.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
good thing we cut the fire dept funding by $23M while increasing the police dept budget by $138M. the cops will shoot at the fire.
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baillie 𖹭 @bailliemeow.swifties.social · 05/01/2025
husbands are temporary boyfriends are forever
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Yalda @thatopinionatedgal.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
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Bianco Pulitzer @dancemomeric.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Chess is full of mean girls!
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 27/12/2024
According to TMZ, Luigi Mangione is allowed to buy an MP3 player and songs in prison “if someone puts money in his account.”
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Bianco Pulitzer @dancemomeric.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Bought my cat a bunch of stuff and decided today was her Christmas and now I'm old news and she doesn't care about me anymore 😭 😭 (she's on her new bed and not next to me)
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Bianco Pulitzer @dancemomeric.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Short n' Sweet is basically an album about me. Thank you Sabrina Carpenter!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/12/2024
🚨🚨🚨 MAJOR ALERT: EVERYONE BREAK YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW !!!
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Obsolete Sony @obsoletesony.com · 12/12/2024
“The best camera is the one you have with you”
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Bianco Pulitzer @dancemomeric.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
When I die I just want this piece of music played on repeat at my funeral.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
It’s cool that we just had a presidential election where healthcare basically never came up. They don't even pretend to care anymore
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Bianco Pulitzer @dancemomeric.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Better than Revenge is a Christmas song.
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Bianco Pulitzer @dancemomeric.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I can't believe this is real
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Bianco Pulitzer @dancemomeric.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
😂😂😂
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/12/2024
Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems theonion.com/somebody-sho...
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baillie 𖹭 @bailliemeow.swifties.social · 04/12/2024
nessarose? more like nessarolls away from her sister anytime she needs her
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Bianco Pulitzer @dancemomeric.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Reputation is Taylor's Brat. It's a summer album.
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Bianco Pulitzer @dancemomeric.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Oh this guy's good
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matt @computergay.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
they shoulda designed it like this
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 06/12/2024
Major health insurance companies have started removing their leadership pages, which lists names and photos of their executives, following the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
Brian Thompson. Photo of a desk with a “Health Insurance” document.
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lizzo @lizzobeeating.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Also: them chili’s mozzarella sticks IS NASTY! FUCK THE CHEESE PULL THE OUTSIDE TASTE LIKE BURNT RUBBER
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Hope his ambulance was in network
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
that one orc: looks like meat's back on the menu boys! crowd of orcs: *cheers* vegan orc who is always asking if there are vegan options: are there vegan options
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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
"the hunter biden pardon sets a dangerous precedent for the future of the presidency" bro thinks we are in john adams hbo miniseries
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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Good morning to those of you who are awake. Nurses, ghouls, raccoons, etc
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/12/2024
watching the costco guys ascend into an institution over the last year has been insane
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
ok. now what
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
No one was trampled to death today looking for deals. Empire in decline
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Bianco Pulitzer @dancemomeric.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Is black Friday back? I went to target today and it was the busiest I've seen it in YEARS!
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.
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kurtis conner @kurtis-conner.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
whoever took the kurtisconner handle I will not rest
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Emma Vigeland @emmavigeland.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The only way to stop a second Holocaust is to commit another Holocaust, and you don't get to question my logic as an IDF spokesperson because that would be endorsing a second Holocaust
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Mike Indied @mikefromindied.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
CUT MY FOOD INTO PIECES THIS IS MY KNIFE AND FORK
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Bianco Pulitzer @dancemomeric.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
If you go out to eat on Thanksgiving or Christmas and say "I can't believe they're making you work today" you deserve to eat fire.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I'm trying to fit a whole Thanksgiving dinner into a blunt and it's not going well at all
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 19/11/2024
I think cats should have wings
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 18/11/2024
. They say you are what you eat... But I have NO memory of ingesting a bitter, vicious, depressed bitch with a massive amount of debt and delusions of grandeur.
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Bianco Pulitzer @dancemomeric.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
NEED to find MY Domingo
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baillie 𖹭 @bailliemeow.swifties.social · 18/11/2024
only a murder lemonade from panera could fix me rn
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Floris @handle.invalid · 17/11/2024
I think cats should have guns
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Bianco Pulitzer @dancemomeric.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Bring it back!!
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Bianco Pulitzer @dancemomeric.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
"I left Twitter cause of hate!" Says the most disgusting thing I've seen on this app so far
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Quitting my job to focus on making breakfast
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dkshyo.bsky.social @dkshyo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This app isn't perfect but at least it doesn't have shitty bots and weird ads
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