matt @computergay.bsky.social · 15/06/2025planet fitness permanently banned me for being too hairy 😔 2462710
matt @computergay.bsky.social · 27/05/2025reminder you can have a cruelty-free bottom-friendly bbq 😋 1352615
matt @computergay.bsky.social · 11/03/2025[hyping up my ouroboros friend] body is eatinggggggggg 5934
matt @computergay.bsky.social · 30/01/2025sorry I was evil back there or whatever. it will happen again 2605
Reposted by mattxanaxmarks.bsky.social @xanaxmarks.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Me, scared of salmonella, cooking chicken. 011120
matt @computergay.bsky.social · 29/01/2025waiting for the @jpbrammer.bsky.social emilia pérez review 12255
matt @computergay.bsky.social · 26/01/2025bluesky still not having pictures in dms is so funny. you will fall in love with me strictly from my letters 939635
matt @computergay.bsky.social · 18/01/2025daddy, I don't like the man you become after a kiwi guava celsius 2923
matt @computergay.bsky.social · 15/01/2025how did everything burn down except the emilia pérez billboards 31094
matt @computergay.bsky.social · 14/01/2025white boy STUNS congress by microinfluencing on new Chinese short form video app 2889
matt @computergay.bsky.social · 13/01/2025As a gay male instacart shopper, I use subtle clues about my sexuality in my profile so that people feel more comfortable ordering from me than a normal guy. When it comes to grocery shopping, I am basically a girl. 91753
matt @computergay.bsky.social · 13/01/2025just watched this super cute movie on netflix. if you're ever feeling sad, this will cheer you right up! 😍 1717710
matt @computergay.bsky.social · 10/01/2025midwest grindr is crazy. y'all are braving antarctica to suck a lil dick 41213
matt @computergay.bsky.social · 07/01/2025you wanna know how I know trans men are men? because one just badly fucked up my instacart order 31026
matt @computergay.bsky.social · 07/01/2025how very nice to meet you I'd like to know about SEX CHANGE OPERATIONNNNNNNNN 2752
matt @computergay.bsky.social · 07/01/2025unfortunately I say this whenever someone asks if I like whatever food I'm eating now 11034
matt @computergay.bsky.social · 05/01/2025oh to bounce on it in a way that saves my village from plague 830965
matt @computergay.bsky.social · 05/01/2025sending my gay friend with vitiligo all the vitiligo cock I see on bluesky so he feels less alone 61176
matt @computergay.bsky.social · 05/01/2025sent a bottom dick pics and he sent back pics of his bigger dick 73129
![Text message conversation with Mom.
To Mom, "Hey Mom, why'd you go with this design for little Jimmy's baby blanket?"
To Mom [a picture of a crochet baby blanket of the bear flag]
From Mom "We all call him Little Bear so I googled Bear patterns and I thought these colors were just too cute!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nvgc6566pkgezmoll46x7atv/bafkreiddn5frwwtvw2yeij7giuxbh2jgizftakiogweuyfob6dzoad2eea)
