iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

“fuck this could change everything. i need to tell my girls about this” -an ant after it smells a little Captain Crunch on the floor

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

yeah, they should’ve had Ray Charles up there!!! why didn’t they get Ray Charles????

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

me at 4yo trying to gather my entire extended family to watch me do a little flip or something

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

omg Kelce looks like he’s having Vietnam flashbacks

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

it’s so heartening to see the US finally engaging in a trade war with our two greatest enemies, Mexico and Canada

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

ooooh this lady sitting in my row on this flight has a BAD attitude. Mean for no reason. I don’t have to fart rn but im gonna figure something out before we land

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

I hate when a candle is hard to blow out like what the hell are you trying to prove

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

so happy it’s finally out :) I was the one holding the flashlight under Trump’s face for this portrait :) it smelled really bad down there but i think i did a really good job and i hope they eventually pay me ❤️

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

What was ur most embarrassing moment of 2024 (not gonna share mine but would like to hear urs)

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

i’m old enough to remember when Kim Kardashian said she was going to law school

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

“don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Santa tonight 😄😝”

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Damn, I can tell from your Guy Fawkes profile pic that you really have a handle on the zeitgeist

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Kraven (2024) is a trailblazing film. No other movie has so bravely depicted thousands of African buffalo living in Eastern Russia. Do they explain this? No. But that’s part of the bravery.

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

mama mia i would like to join the manhunt as well

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

wow so now folks want to hurt u for simply telling people they are too poor to survive cancer? woke culture has gone to far

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

can’t stand seeing one of my friends get a nosebleed. like what are u doing?? grow up

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Good morning to those of you who are awake. Nurses, ghouls, raccoons, etc

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

if you’re cold they’re cold 😞 please bring them inside

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

how come there is a bee twink on the Cheerios box, but there is never a bee twink inside. RFK i am begging u to do something about this.

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Every few weeks my therapist and I have what I call “A Sony Spider-Man Session” because there’s nothing new to say but it’s best to keep the franchise alive

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Oh to be the funniest person at a boring table on Thanksgiving who says “it’s giving thanks” and it absolutely crushes and it’s all anyone talks about bc they really have nothing else to talk about

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

no stupid I got them bc i’m nice and cool and everybody likes me

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

So much of twitter is just incredibly weird men posting a picture of a woman’s new haircut and saying something like “the west has fallen”

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

I think calf implants are wrong. I think we should wait for the cows to grow up so they really understand their decisions.

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

really fucked up that turkeys spent millennia evolving to not be delicious, only for people to eat them regardless

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I would be a bad guy in Wicked bc if I saw a green individual I would be like let’s get you to the hospital mama

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Defying gravity? U mean like walking on water? Let me tell u about a man who got called “Wicked” a lot too. He was born in a little town called Bethlehem

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

You’re holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity I’m holding you up bc you’re blackout drunk at the cheesecake factory

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

It’s almost Christmas :) and i would like to say that sometimes it feels like gingerbread men have racial undertones

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

What do we need to do to make it not feel gauche on this app

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Hend Amry @libyaliberty.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Practicing my kinder, gentler burns for Bluesky.

Black and white antique cartoon (1700s?) showing a man using some kind of grinder. The text is “My mill grinds pepper and spice, your mill grinds rats, and mice.”

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

I love a hyperlocal news crisis. “I’m coming to you live from the park where a raccoon has DIED on the tire swing. this is a developing story”

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

I don’t love that the logo here is a butterfly. I wish they would have workshopped that. Should’ve been a louder bug. They needed me in that brainstorming session.

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Pardon? Who have you been talking to

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Paying $20 million dollars to fight a 60 yr old man is crazy. im about to do it on the subway for free

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

This is SUCH an important conversation!!! thank you for your bravery, Scott ❤️

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 27/04/2023

guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

Fireworks are meant to exist briefly and disappear. When you post a picture of a firework you are undermining the artist’s ephemeral vision (1/85)

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

this app is nice but I wish it was more like Twitter 😔 where are all of the insufferable porn bots leaving replies like “u up for some 💙” 😞😞

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

been watching the Witcher for two seasons and I still have no idea what’s going on. I don’t even know these people’s names. These are strangers to me.

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

hastily transporting all of my larva to bluesky because my nest is flooding on twitter

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Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

Iguanas are obsessed with bobbing their heads up and down. It is their raison d'etre

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