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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce

@dan-pierce.bsky.social
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I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 15h
Watched the first episodes of Avatar: Seven Havens  I regret to inform the haters that it is very good.
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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would never use this in dealing with the police. I would like to use this when getting carded at a club because it can set to only share age and photo ID
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's end of the month, and order to help ship a part today, I was working until 11:00p last night, and then woke up at 4:00am today.  Then worked until 6:00pm  I'm gonna pass out soon.
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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Of course, everybody loves cell phone companies and their plans.
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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That was a fun little show. At the local music and arts festival Billy Joe Armstrong's cover band, The Coverups, put on a 2 hour show of cover songs. From We Got The Beat to Crazy Train to a couple of Ramones song with a Ramone. Oh, and the price of admission was $0, which fits my budget.
C Jay Romone and Billy Joe Armstrong
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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My daughter is visiting home from college. She has asked to go to a music and art festival happening in a neighboring town. The headline act is The Coverups which a band that does covers of rock and punk songs. The lead singer is…Billie Joe Armstrong? huh…apparently he grew up in this town.
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 22/09/2026
my smart glasses told me "hey, it looks like you're beating your wife. that's not the best approach to being a good husband" and it really turned my life around
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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Zelda parody logo that says “I scored four touchdowns in a single game”
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
She’s an Emmy winner!!!
@katiedippold tweet:

TBT to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

(Image of Katie in full babadook costume and makeup surrounded by people in casual clothes)
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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tom Sawyer?
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 10/09/2026
Answering all my doctor's questions with "that's a great question"
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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this is the worst exposure of a Drake since Kendrick Lamar.
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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This tracks that despite living in California for the last 3 decades, my dialect is formed by my roots in NJ.
How Y'all, Youse and You
Guys Talk
By Josh Katz and Wilson Andrews Dec. 21, 2013

What does the way you speak say about where you're from?
Most similar
Madison
Newark /Philadelphia
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Average MLB player Wikipedia page
Wikipedia sections:

Early life
Baseball
Racially insensitive comments
Personal life and family
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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I assume he hates it because it has words on it that he has to read.
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Katrina Miller @katrinamillerphd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
On Sunday morning, the Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope blasted off from the Florida coastline & sailed toward the stars. So begins its journey to capture deep, sweeping cosmic views to explore the dark universe & hunt for new worlds. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/30/s...
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NASA’s Nancy Grace Roman Telescope’s Roman Telescope Leaves Earth to Chart the Stars (Gift Article)
Astronomers will use data collected by Roman’s wide, deep gaze to study the dark universe and hunt for new worlds.
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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Doomsday poster by the text is “Remember in RoboCop when he shot that dude in the dick?”
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of the more obscure facts I remember about Dolly Parton is this: just like Star Trek would not exist without Lucille Ball, Buffy would not exist without Dolly Parton. She was a silent producer of the movie and show. That's why Buffy Summers has the same birthday as Dolly: January 19.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle playing their acrylics. Two icons.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger V3
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Apparently, I was at red light behind Gary Numan.
BMW with license plate that says “CARS”
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Daryl Surat @darylsurat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I say again: this is something IGN made, separate from what Marvel Studios/Disney is actually saying themselves. Here’s the link they based this entire “story” on: www.disneyplus.com/browse/page-... Notice even the countdown playlist is far shorter and doesn’t align to this list IGN made themselves
Screenshot of the Disney+ frontpage, with a variety of playlists. None of them is as long or even in an ordered list as what IGN has posted under the guise of it being “homework” for Avengers: Doomsday.
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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Had a scare yesterday.  I was driving on the highway and I noticed the car in front of me swerve. As I was processing that, I then saw why they swerved.  There was a row boat in the lane.
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David à Paris (feat. CJ) @chiggyvr.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How many millions of Facebook's pervert glasses marketing budget just got wiped out by this one video? The problem isn't that freaks like this guy are the worst people using the product. It's that they're the only people who even *want* to use it.
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Maryn McKenna @marynmck.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
OK wait: The "pipeline rerouted because of grave of fictional character" story was never true? It's a silly season spin-up reposted by the BBC, Guardian etc.? The pipeline never went near the "grave" and was never rerouted? Rusty Foster with the links: www.todayintabs.com/p/dobby-s-gr...
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Dobby's Grave Not At Risk From The Greenlink Interconnector Project, Also Not Real
Harry Potter Adults are still the worst but not because of what they're currently being blamed for.
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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So tomorrow I’m dropping off my daughter for college. I’m sure I will handle it well.
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I was just reminded that Jerry Clower would have hated Morgan Wallen’s fucking guts and it brightened my day a little (Also none of our problems are new problems. We just continue to fail to solve the old ones)
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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I've decided to call the recent Jumanji movies, Nu-manji and you can't stop me.
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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Come to think of it, maybe I need to put something in my will about closing out my social media presence.  I'd hate for some unscrupulous company to get ahold of my accounts to shill for reverse mortgages.  While I'm at it, I should probably make a will.
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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I took the day off because I will be taking my son to his driving test.  Feels good to have a non-weekend day where I am not thinking about work.  Since the driving test is not until 1:00p, I'm doing some shitposting, some laundry, and answering work emails…  …goddammit.
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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Wrote a quick song about how those meta glasses have ruined my whole look
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 19/07/2026
Close enough. Count it
East Rutherford to Ithaca, NY
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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Brad Simpson @bradleyrsimpson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I thought that the French didn’t go on vacation until August.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
this is so embarrassing. can you imagine? "I paid 960,000 dollars for this jacket worn by a ceo for tech everyone hated and no one wanted and also lit the world on fire -- wait where are you going? Hard Rock Cafe? You'd rather see the original jacket worn by the Rocketeer? I don't understand"
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Supergiant Games @supergiantgames.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If you can't get enough of The Odyssey this weekend, you could always pay a visit to the Underworld of Hades!⛵️ Do say hello to everyone if you stop by.
Just some nobody from Hades IIThe Witch of Changing from Hades IIThe Cyclops from Hades IIThe singing sea monster from Hades II
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2026
“Look—for a voyage that long, you’d need 50 sausage, egg, and cheese croissants, at least,” said Matt Damon
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Matt Damon Defends Dunkin’ Product Placement In Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’
BROOKLYN, NY—Explaining that the prominent iced coffees and chocolate-glazed Munchkins were essential to director Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of the ancient Greek epic, actor Matt Damon defended Tu...
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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I was in the parking lot for my grocery store and as I was walking to the entrance, a car in front of me backed out of its spot.  I noticed that they had left some food items on top of their trunk, so I waved at them to stop.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
New meme just dropped
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 12/07/2026
i stand corrected
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Lee Billings @leebillings.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Now on @sciam.bsky.social: A recent paper in the high-profile journal Nature claimed what would've been an epochal revision to our understanding of the cosmos. Instead, independent follow-up work suggests the claim is wrong via a subtle-but-basic mistake. www.scientificamerican.com/article/phys...
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Physicist says splashy new cosmology study made ‘elemental’ mistake
A recent study in the journal Nature carries cosmos-quaking implications for our understanding of the universe—except a new preprint says that it’s wrong
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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Apple Photos has this feature where it makes a slideshow set to music based on different themes.  Sometimes it's based on a holiday, like Halloween Over The Years, or a trip.  Today I saw that it made one of my birthday over the years.
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404 Media @404media.co · 06/07/2026
A Florida police officer met a woman on a TV set, surveilled her for weeks, stalked her, and nearly caused a head-on collision while chasing her to pull her over. Read now: www.404media.co/footage-show...
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Dan “Nipple Related" Pierce @dan-pierce.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Back on my bullshit.  Raspberry Pi 4B in a 3D printed case.
Silver PLA case designed to look like a 2019 Mac Pro. Front viewSilver PLA case designed to look like a 2019 Mac Pro. Back view which shows the 4 USB-A ports plus an ethernet port
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