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Damon Xanthopoulos

@damonxanth.bsky.social
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I'm a drawer, in that I draw.

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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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🍟 ~hanni~ 🍟 @saffronscarf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
well well well, if it isn’t ol’
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Wile E. Coyote Finally Kills Road Runner Then Immediately Wishes He Hadn’t
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Wile E. Coyote has finally murdered Road Runner by crushing him under a massive boulder

Panel 2: Wile celebrates his long sought after victory

Panel 3: Wile steps out from behind the boulder and is immediately confronted by Columbo who says “Mr. Coyote” in his typically annoying but persistent manner

Panel 4: Columbo calls his name again. Panicked, Wile retreats quickly behind the boulder, but in his heart of hearts, he knows it will do no good. In about two hours he’ll be going to prison. And not cartoon prison. Human prison.
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
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Torturously Okay @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
“A girl called me up and said ‘Come on over, Nobody’s home.’ I went over. Nobody was home, and he stabbed me in the eye!”
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20/07/2026
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Sing to me, muse, of the little guy who kept landing on islands full of big guys
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I enjoyed The Odyssey (2026) but I have one historical nitpick. The phrase “Jiminy Christmas” is a minced oath for “Jesus Christ”. As the story is set around 1200 B.C. it is unlikely that Odysseus would have said the phrase even once, let alone the dozens of times he says it in the film
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 23/06/2026
Garffeld
Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Dad to son, stranded on a Desert island: “hi hungry, I’m dad! “
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I like the idea of an Ocarina of Time remake but I’m not sure if I like Chris Pratt voicing Navi and saying lines like “Ok Link, a talking OWL? Now THIS is an adventure!”
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
jesus christ book of enoch spoilers on my tl
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Spooky Hair Forever @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Just one more thing. If it’s “Alvin and the Chipmunks,” does that mean that Alvin isn’t a chipmunk?
Peter Falk as Columbo
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
gambling ads
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Orange Guy on a green background. He is continually shouting “BET BET BET BET”

Panel 2:
Orange Guy is becoming increasingly unhinged. The words BET BET BET BET start to fill up the panel behind him

Panel 3:
Extreme close up on Orange Guys’s eyes. They are blood shot and the pupils have been replaced with the words “BET”. The eyes are surrounded by waves of the word “BET”

Panel 4:
An almost empty panel. Orange Guy leans in and whispers “responsibly”. 
“gambleaware.com” is written in small letters at the bottom right of the panel
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Erica Joy Astrella @ericajoy.astrel.la · 17/05/2026
she’s in oakland, someone tell interpol
a picture of a woman dressed like carmen sandiego
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The Two Trumps
3 panel comic

Panel 1: A Red Guy representing the White House stands in front of a massive jacked up Trump. The Red Guy points to Trump and says “He’s a big strong hero”

Panel 2: A very very mean woke leftie in the audience shouts “I hate his guts”

Panel 3: Red Guy is now cradling a tiny little baby Trump. With tears in his eyes, Red Guy yells “He’s a baby. You’re screaming at a BABY”
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 28/04/2026
what if we made the whole country out of ballroom
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Seb Downie-Blackwell @downieseb.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Everyone have their monkey costumes ready for when the Artemis crew return, right?
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Is this, like, an open letter to them
Thumbnail for a tv show called DEAR KILLER NANNIES
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
the things we love
A 6-panel comic parodying both Garfield and the Simpsons, starring Homer-Jon & Bart-Garfield mashups. 

P1: Title panel, showing "Barfield" on a grassy hill, eating a pair of shorts.

P2: Hojo is on left of frame, while Barfield is on the right. Howjo says:

"Boy. We should allow new generations to build & create new forms of culture, rather than recycling & repackaging the old for them, ad-nauseam. We should let the things we love die."

P3: the same image, complete silence.

P4: Barfield speaks: "Ay, lasagna."

P5: Hojo closes his eyes in exasperation, letting out a breath before he does what must be done.

P6: A closeup of Hojo --tears in his eyes-- as he chokes & throttles Barfield by the throat.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 16/02/2026
what’s with the eyeball | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE, standing outside a building that has a huge glowing eyeball affixed to the door. A GUY leans out the window.
MATTIE: EXCUSE ME?
GUY: Yeah?

PANEL 2: Closer in on the GUY and the eyeball. He gestures a thumb at it.
MATTIE (VO): What's with the big eyeball?
GUY: A wizard sold me that – it watches every single thing that goes on and tells me!
GUY: I think the wizard can see it too. I guess. He wasn't clear on that.

PANEL 3: The first shot again. The EYEBALL speaks. The GUY shrugs. MATTIE spreads her arms wide.
EYEBALL: ANGRY WOMAN OUTSIDE
MATTIE: Isn't that a violation of the social contract?
GUY: I guess so!

PANEL 4:  Close in on the GUY. He holds up a scroll that says "Special" in ornate script.
GUY: No, no. Wizard also sold me an exception to that.
EYEBALL (VO): WOMAN MEAT GOOD FOR SPELL COMPONENTS
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Noel Murray @noelmu.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Right Said Fred: I'm a model... Me, nodding: Got it. I know what that is. Right Said Fred: You know what I mean... Me: [Pause] Well now I'm not so sure. You kinda said it weird just now.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
IHOP's signature menu item, the Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity, was and continues to be an attempt to feminize and humiliate the American public. if you don't believe me, go order it. the waitress will say "What?" and "I can't hear you" and "What did da widdle boy say he wants?"
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"Scream Man" Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
A classic tweet from @kennykeil
[Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped]
I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
the entire difference between kyle rittenhouse and alex pretti is that kyle rittenhouse was there to shoot people the cops wanted to shoot and alex pretti was there to protect people the cops wanted to shoot
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 22/01/2026
if we abolish the gestapo who will do the important work of the gestapo
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Winnie the Pooh (Official) @indianawalsh.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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If It Gets Too Real, Blue Can Always Turn It Off @bluedelliquanti.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Five minutes, twenty degrees, a dozen people. #IceOutComics #IceOutMpls
January 16, 1 pm, Richfield (just south of the Minneapolis border)

fweet fweet
honk honk HOOOOONK

"Oh, jeez."A van with tinted windows pulls into the parking lot of the strip mall, with a few cars on its tail.This intersection's full of potential targets, even with all the locked foors and closures.

Cafe, restaurant (closed), grocery store, school (went virtual this week).

This isn't a crisis that ends at 60th Street.But the observers show up here, too.

To my knowledge, the van drives off after five minutes without taking anyone.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 16/01/2026
Abolish ICE. A little journal comic from South Minneapolis. #iceoutmpls #iceoutcomics #iceoutofmpls
Just before Christmas, I got a puppy.
Her name is Minerva, and we call her *Minnie.

I'm still learning how to understand her.

Me: Do you need to go outside? Do you need to go outside, little baby? Do you need to do a poo?
Do you need to do a widdle piddle?

Minnie: Arf!

*I just call her "little baby" most of the time.

I'm also realizing I can't turn off the baby talk now.
Nobody tells you about that.

I got so lucky with my first puppy.
Her wonderful foster parents had her completely house-trained by the time we adopted her, so taking her outside for potty time has been pretty easy. I've got the puppy poopy routine pretty much down, now.

Me, putting on my coat: Let's see... I got the little poopy bags, puppy treats for bribes, jacket, scarf, phone… I think that's everything… Oh yes! And my passport. I had been carrying around my passport for a while, but I knew it didn't matter. This is wrong. Nobody is required to carry around their papers.

I became a US citizen when I was seven. Since I was born in a refugee camp, I was stateless.
The US is the only nation where I've ever held citizenship. It's the only passport I've ever had, and it still felt important. Protective.

I would hold it in my pocket like a talisman, like it might ward off ghosts or something. But I realized I was holding onto it basically out of superstition.
ICE will pick up anybody.

I know that.

So I tucked my passport away.

And I largely avoid leaving my house.I live a few blocks just South of George Floyd Square. I was in the neighborhood for that, too.
And all the neighbors came together to protect each other. We're already organized.
We'll do our best to get through this.

Me, to my dog: I hope I can take you for a walk someday soon. Won't that be nice, little baby?
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes
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Damon Xanthopoulos @damonxanth.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Happy January 2nd! #webcomic #comics
Panel 1: Drewford is in the bathroom, wrapped in a towel, brushing his teeth.

Panel 2: Drewford is in the kitchen, preparing a bagel for breakfast, while the morning sun comes in through the window.Panel 3: Drewford is in the middle of  ironing his shirt and takes a break to finish one half of his bagel.
Panel 4: Drewford is now dressed in a suit, with coffee in a travel mug, and a messenger bag across his chest. He casually looks at his watch, as he heads toward the front door.Panel 5: Drewford, on his way to the front door, steps over his brother, Ormlu, who is semiconscious after a night out. Ormlu is surrounded by a scattered assortment of his keys, cigarettes and some stray pills. Drewford, unbothered, says, “Goodnight, Ormlu.” Ormlu, eyes half open, groggily replies, “Good morning, Deedee.”
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Damon Xanthopoulos @damonxanth.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Uh-oh. Is the store’s name funnier than the rest of the strip?
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Damon Xanthopoulos @damonxanth.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Remember, kids: you’re never too young to be bitter. #webcomic #comicstrip #art
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Damon Xanthopoulos @damonxanth.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
This was so much fun to do with @bonebagcomics.bsky.social!
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Damon Xanthopoulos @damonxanth.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
gluuuck #webcomic #comicstrip #art
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Damon Xanthopoulos @damonxanth.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I remade my first strip from back in 2006. Updated the images, but not the dialogue. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ugh. #webcomic #comicstrip #art
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Damon Xanthopoulos @damonxanth.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I should never see any professionals' calves. #casualfriday #feet #webcomic #comicstrip #art
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Damon Xanthopoulos @damonxanth.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Mutchadoo? In this economy?! #webcomic #comicstrip #art
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Damon Xanthopoulos @damonxanth.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Do you clip your nails at work? You are my nemesis, and, one day, we shall meet in battle. #webcomic #comicstrip #art
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Damon Xanthopoulos @damonxanth.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
"u guys r making me sad" #webcomic #comicstrip #art
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Damon Xanthopoulos @damonxanth.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
C'mon Drewfs, drop a 'Marvin' reference at least. #webcomic #comicstrip #art
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Damon Xanthopoulos @damonxanth.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Work smarter, not harder. #webcomic #queercomic #gaycomic #comicstrip #art
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Damon Xanthopoulos @damonxanth.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Happy Spring; here's a remake of an ancient strip. #webcomic #comicstrip #art
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Damon Xanthopoulos @damonxanth.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
May all your toilet seats be disarmingly warm this week. #webcomic #comicstrip #art
First panel of a three-panel comic strip: Drewford, a duck, bumps into a coworker leaving the office restroom. "Oh, excuse me!" Drewford says, to no response.Second panel of a three panel comic strip: Drewford is now in the stall, sitting on the toilet. Pleased, he thinks to himself, "Ooh...the seat is warm!".Third panel of a three panel comic strip: Drewford still in the stall, but now crestfallen with the implications, thinks to himself, "Oh, the seat is warm."
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Damon Xanthopoulos @damonxanth.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Coworkers! Can't work with 'em; can't co- without 'em! #comicstrip #webcomic #art
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Damon Xanthopoulos @damonxanth.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Happy Trans Day of Visibility from this cissy sissy. The friend who inspired this strip told me she still regrets not getting her surgery in No Nut November. #webcomic #comicstrip #queercomics #art
The first panel of a six panel comic strip. Two ducks, Drewford and Ormlu, are sitting on a couch watching television. Drewford is looking down at his phone with a worried look and gives out a long sigh. Ormlu, frustrated, asks, "What is with all the sighing? I can barely hear Grace or Frankie!".The second and third panels of a six panel comic strip. 

In the second panel, Drewford, with phone in hand, says, "Sorry. A friend is getting gender-affirming surgery tomorrow, and she put me on a thread with a bunch of strangers to get updates. I might be the only cis person on this thread."

In the third panel, Drewford, with a much more determined and serious look, says, "I'm just struggling with what to say. My natural inclination is to be jokey or sarcastic, but I don't want to come off as unsupportive or dismissive. This is a serious procedure, and my response needs to convey the utmost support and—" He is interrupted by his phone buzzing.The fourth and fifth panel of a six panel comic strip. 

In the fourth panel, Drewford is continuing to get alerts on his phone. He says, "Hold on. Other people in the thread are responding."

In the fifth panel, we see the thread, and what is being sent by other people. One sent an image in the style of a road sign with an image of peanuts that says, "No nut zone." Another respondent simply says, "Discard those nards!". Drewford just says, "Oh." The sixth panel of a six panel comic strip.

Ormlu, more annoyed than before says, "Deedee! I just missed Grace or Frankie stand up to her gay ex-husband for the third time!"

Drewford, however, is excited and has jumped up on the couch. He has his hand out to Ormlu, to get feedback on a potential text. He says, "'Someone just got rejected from Ball State!' ...is that funny?"
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Damon Xanthopoulos @damonxanth.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Aunt Geraldine is what an ally looks like. #gaycomics #webcomics #comicstrip #art
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