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Da Joof Man

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1-800-273-8255, I want you to be alive.

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It took Mamdani five months to get rid of the NYC deficit and oversee a Knicks title. 🫡
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
God I love Wemby
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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Da Joof Man @dajoofman.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
New ink today!
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David F. Sandberg @ponysmasher.social · 14/04/2026
I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…
Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I have to know what phishing email he opened to make this happen
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orithyia blue. @javeauriel.blacksky.app · 04/03/2026
Speaking of salt, people don’t be putting enough salt in their pasta water.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
sure, getting stuff done is great but have you ever embarked on three separate side quests instead
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
One of the things that personally drives me crazy in the U.S. is how youth sports/athletic activities went from a part of the public good (municipal leagues and fields! rec centers! public parks!) to a privatized, expensive, highly competitive, highly structured pursuit for wealthy kids’ résumés
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 01/02/2026
the jerk stop called
santa monica jamaican restaurant called jerk stop (photo credit @joeyponchetti.bsky.net)
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
would watch Smith-Njigba and Nacua play Cool Catch HORSE
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Marcel Louis-Jacques @ml-j.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
we got an Indiana football national championship before we got GTA VI
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Valerie 💖 @sevenohthree.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I’m old enough to remember when new albums dropped on Tuesday’s and it was amazing.
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J. David McSwane @davidmcswane.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Jon Hamm is in advertising more now than when he was Don Draper.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Facing Bijan in my championship.
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 28/12/2025
Giselle took half of everything
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J.A. Adande @jadande.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Wonder how many times teams have scored TDs on consecutive plays from scrimmage over two games, as the Bears have just done (bonus for one of the plays being on defense)
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Now the push is on the other tush
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Da Joof Man @dajoofman.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Is listening to 48,000+ minutes of music in one year a lot? Asking for a friend.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The NC State punter pinged the ball off the helmet of a defender and recovered his own kick!
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 20/11/2025
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
A jack-o-lantern on someone’s porch steps. The pumpkin is old and starting to rot in such a way that it looks like an old man with no teeth, making a grumpy expression, with the top also falling in. This pumpkin has seen some stuff.
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JR Radcliffe @jrradcliffe.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Special teams player not knowing where they are when they contact the ball. Players running into each other on a route. Illegal formation negating the biggest play of the game. Three plays in a row where you have to wonder what is going on.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social. Sticker shock.
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Da Joof Man @dajoofman.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I hate this offense.
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Da Joof Man @dajoofman.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
WOW
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
they must end this game before the daylight savings clock adjustment. nobody knows what will happen if baseball gets into the time shift. we could get stuck in the time wormhole forever
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
One Halloween I dressed up as the GOP's Healthcare plan. I never made it out of the House.
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Da Joof Man @dajoofman.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Ryan freakin Rollins!
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Jayson Stark @jaysonst.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
We're now up to 31 runners left on base in this game. Plus 7 runners thrown out on the bases. So if I'm doing this math right, and my brain is half fried, that's 38 runners who HAVEN'T scored? Seems hard.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Feb. 20, 1944.
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
This is how a dictatorship works
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
MF Sourdough
Bread looking like MF DOOM
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Da Joof Man @dajoofman.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
George Springer yet again.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
You’ve gotta admit it’s a little messed up the holder on field goals can catch the ball with his knee down but nobody else can
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
#WarRavagedPortland
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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 01/10/2025
America has a new favorite fat bear. Overcoming a broken jaw and an injured paw, Bear 32, also known as ‘Chunk,’ was proclaimed the winner of this year’s “Fat Bear Week.”
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I'm just leaving this open and playing audio in a separate browser tab. At some point MF Doom is going to start rapping over it.
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Kevin Negandhi @kevinnegandhi.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Outstanding uniform matchup.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
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Dan Shafer @danshafer.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
REGGIE WHITE. CHARLES WOODSON. MICAH PARSONS.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Big win for Nico Harrison tbh
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
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Da Joof Man @dajoofman.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Today seems like a good time to share the United States Flag Code and show how often it’s ignored on a day to day basis. www.legion.org/advocacy/fla...
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Flag Code
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 23/08/2025
lol sometimes when I get frustrated that my hard work isn't paying dividends, I remember that it took the Grammys 15 YEARS to award Beyonce Album of the Year.
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Isaac Rowlett @isaacrowlett.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
HT @dankaufman70.bsky.social for elevating this powerful quote from over 150 years ago here in Wisconsin
The question will arise and arise in your day, though perhaps not fully in mine, which shall rule—wealth or man; which shall lead-money or intellect; who shall fill public stations-educated and patriotic freemen, or the feudal serfs of corporate capital?
-EDWARD G. RYAN, CHIEF JUSTICE OF WISCONSIN, 1873
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Da Joof Man @dajoofman.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Beef it up Milwaukee!
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Kids playing Ozzy's Crazy Train on xylophones
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