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Nea “Dracula” Ching @thegaychingy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“You need to stay in your lane.” “What’s my lane?” “…Nubile. Hairless. Boy man.” “No…” “That’s your lane.”
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/02/2026
THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU
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Grave Abandoner @questabandoner.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Innkeeper telling me rumors: He kicked the bucket. Popped his clogs. Slipped his moorings in the night, you see Me, taking notes: Suspect is uncoordinated, shoeless, a seafarer,
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Mature Web Crawler @dafoehead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kwaidan Hentschel
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Mature Web Crawler @dafoehead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bunch of new hires walked past me while I was on the wiki page for Isabelle Huppert. Welcome to da company
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Mature Web Crawler @dafoehead.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Shitting and farting rn
Swedish Riksdag Election, list of parties with percentage of vote count. Social Democrats leading, fucking moderates and the nazi one behind them.
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GiGORE @drillknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Big fan of this one
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🌑 @fell.energy · 09/09/2026
nintendo indirect is where you just read everyone's posts about it
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max graves @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
in this house we believe in screenshots from silent hill games. that anthony bourdain quote about henry kissinger. a t-shirt with a poster of an american movie on it, but it's the japanese poster so the text is in japanese.
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sunkencity @sunkencity.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I do not know how gta 7 will be played, but gta 8 will be played with pencils and dice
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RetroArch is a psyop, a false flag to convince people that emulators are difficult to use, unintuitive, and maintained by unfriendly people uninterested in making anything better.
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Jawsome ! @berylb33.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Bluesky can't die before I upload that Oblivion video with the Lil Wayne song replacing the combat music
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Going into VATS every time I open the fridge.
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Mature Web Crawler @dafoehead.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There should be a Desperate Housewives Kingdom Hearts level
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Mature Web Crawler @dafoehead.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Close enough ig
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Mature Web Crawler @dafoehead.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oh they got the Lynch one?
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.
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Mature Web Crawler @dafoehead.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[pensive music]
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well
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martha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
all my homies study the classics. all my homies are agile in wit and rapier
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
cab driver who loves his job and excitedly bought a ticket to watch Taxi Driver in theaters: ...what da f-
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Mature Web Crawler @dafoehead.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Fire Emblem style weapon triangle with cars, cyclists and pedestrians
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max largeman, a very tired boy @maxlargeman.com · 14/07/2026
they’re never gonna let me do the glass shop order again
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max largeman, a very tired boy @maxlargeman.com · 11/07/2026
lee cronin’s costco hot dog
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Mature Web Crawler @dafoehead.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Dr. Prepper, a show somehow in its 13th season that’s a This Old House style show about fixing up old bunkers.
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil
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max largeman, a very tired boy @maxlargeman.com · 08/07/2026
sugoi
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Mature Web Crawler @dafoehead.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Somehow Parda returned…
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I don’t need to see some quiz that shows you’re 42% chud. Have some self respect
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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
we seeing what happen to society since they put stalls around toilets nobody feel any community now
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max largeman, a very tired boy @maxlargeman.com · 17/06/2026
yu gi oh goes crazy tbh
yu gi oh card matching outfits
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Mature Web Crawler @dafoehead.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hanging out with 1.3 to 1.5 million homies (beneficial nematodes)
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Mature Web Crawler @dafoehead.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Same cat but from farther away. He looks like a bug or some ball of fluff. Ridiculous
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Mature Web Crawler @dafoehead.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It’s Friday
Angry looking ragdoll cat sitting in the grass. Round.The sun peeks through the trees of a forested cemetery.
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Mature Web Crawler @dafoehead.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Jesus. Better luck next time big dog.
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Mature Web Crawler @dafoehead.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
What do you mean cucumber… like straight up?
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Mature Web Crawler @dafoehead.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Watercolor people fucking love Burnt Sienna
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Mature Web Crawler @dafoehead.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Non-binary Bon Jovi flow
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
People have been drawn to this sacred spring’s swag since prehistoric times
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Mature Web Crawler @dafoehead.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Ween voice: Ocean Vuong
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competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A noob born baby
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Grave Abandoner @questabandoner.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
(Seeing a guy walk into a bank with a gun) He's trying to shoot all the money
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
i want the pitch black soda can from resident evil 2
a screenshot of resident evil 2, with claire redfield standing in front of a vending machine that has a pitch black soda can ontop of an image of the planet
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Mature Web Crawler @dafoehead.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I love slaying da spire
Victory...? Screen from Slay the Spire 2. Dealt 125040 damage to the Architect etc etc. Very fun
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Mature Web Crawler @dafoehead.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
It's so good !!
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DREW WISE @drewwise.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
UNOWN COOL S
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
lmao
a game boy camera mounted to the goofy ass lens from yesterday
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Michael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
made fan art for my favourite horror movie
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