Reposted by Scary MaryAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In the song "Hazard" I think Richard Marx definitely killed his girlfriend despite the fact that he swears he's innocent. Who on Earth leaves their partner by the river as the sun goes down? I rest my case. 15412
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 5hThere’s SO much brilliant entertainment to consume this autumn, isn’t there? Traitors, Rivals, Last One Laughing, Russell Brand being brought to justice… that one starts on Monday. 🤗 240
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 6hWe’ve just had roasted allotment veg soup with cheese on toast. Bring it on! 020
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 6hstatic.klipy.comJohn Connor: We're Not Gonna Make It (Terminator 2)Alt: John Connor: We're Not Gonna Make It (Terminator 2) 000
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 7hOh boy, and FFS. Finally watched The Perfect Neighbor. My heart breaks for those poor babies. Black Lives Matter. 💔 110
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 13hWhen you’re a luxury travel journalist, everyone, everywhere is friendly. 120
Reposted by Scary MaryMark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He literally set off a bomb in a UK street. If this had been the IRA Pierce would calling for them to be hung, drawn and quartered. This is domestic terrorism pure and simple. A bomb set off to terrorise with the aim of getting a government to change its policy. Literally a textbook definition. 25410116
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What do you say when you don’t want to go to yoga? Namaste at home 020
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don’t give a shit how good your dance was 010
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I really hate it when a man claps right in front of a woman’s face when he’s got his arm around her. #strictly 121
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Exactly this. All very well but just… tax the fucking billionaires, mun. Agreed he seems the best we’ve had for a long time. (With the bar on the floor.) 110
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Love these crumbs, Andy. Now do barbaric student loans. 130
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Today, I bumped into my best friend from school’s brother-in-law (he married her little sister). He’s now a paranoid dad of a teen girl and we got talking about all that stuff. And I go, “Well, that’s nothing compared to what we used to get up to”. And he says. “I KNOW, I’VE HEARD THE STORIES”. 😳 040
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@swansonian.bsky.social I’m assuming you’ve seen this, but just in case… 110
Reposted by Scary Maryjudithbolyard.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I so agree... 310733
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I deliberately stayed off here and watched Traitors without my phone. But my two penneth is that Paranoid Ross Kemp is gold. Too funny. 120
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s super low budget and arty too. And funny! Yeah, you’ll like it. 010
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I adored it. But then it is very me. I think you’ll like it. Only like Saltburn in the setting really. It’s a mockumentary, so v different in that sense. Was lucky to have been to a Q&A screening… 140
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Randomly texting my daughter “Maureen, will you stop looking in the door!” 010
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s Thursday! Let’s all stand on our doorsteps and clap for the NCS.static.klipy.comDan Levy Clapping ProudlyALT: Dan Levy Clapping Proudly 000
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Remembering the time, at the height of social distancing, when my then three yr old high-fived a wino from his buggy. 081
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Don’t know if it’s a whisper from a past life, my ultra-catholic upbringing, or some kind of generational trauma, but I’ve got A Thing about execution, and this is making me feel rather queasy. 130
Reposted by Scary MaryBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026On National Poetry Day, here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world. 22561182
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well done for speaking out. It’s not easy advocating for yourself. You’re absolutely ace. 💕 110
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh happy Traitors day to all who celebrate! 020
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s discrimination. Plain and simple. Do you feel like you can bring it up with anyone? 120
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh lovely one, I feel this deeply. You get one of these 🏆 for getting through it. And whoever organised this needs a boing on the head – with your wooden spoon. 110
Reposted by Scary MaryDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Things women won’t do if they found a man unconscious in need of medical assistance 1. Rape him 316945
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just adore how, in 2026, we’re slowly realising that women and girls have human rights. Seriously, well done us. 👏 020
Reposted by Scary MaryCiara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Happy Michaelmas! In some parts of Ireland on this day, rent could be paid in geese. If you’re due to pay rent this month, please consider setting a very irritated goose on your landlord in lieu of payment, in the name of upholding important Irish traditions. 12458142
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Holy shit! Sounds like a lucky escape. But also, fuckssake. 010
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026So glad we don’t don’t have frat boy culture over here. Ours is much more civilised, we just go around fucking pigs and burning £50s in front of homeless people. 120
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Anyone interested in the discourse around the Cornell 57 that hasn’t seen Emerald Fennell’s Promising Young Woman – I strongly suggest you do. 👀 010
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Remember when Tori Spelling, at the height of her fame, bought a house and immediately ripped out the kitchen because it just wasn’t needed. The dream! 010
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My witches, this is IT!! (Sorry it’s a FB link 👵🏼) www.facebook.com/share/v/1DXG...facebook.com 000
Reposted by Scary MaryMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 30/09/2026Trump White House misspells “United” on the official “super intelligence” document with AI executives. Instead of “President of the United States,” it reads: “President of the Unites States.” Nothing says “super intelligence” quite like misspelling the name of the country. 61580762352
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They never say “protect women and girls”, do they. It’s always “protect our women and girls”. Ownership. Property. 140
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you squint really tight, you can see Jaws coming out of the water. 010
Reposted by Scary MaryHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10134753782