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Scary Mary

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In the song "Hazard" I think Richard Marx definitely killed his girlfriend despite the fact that he swears he's innocent. Who on Earth leaves their partner by the river as the sun goes down? I rest my case.
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 5h
There’s SO much brilliant entertainment to consume this autumn, isn’t there? Traitors, Rivals, Last One Laughing, Russell Brand being brought to justice… that one starts on Monday. 🤗
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 6h
We’ve just had roasted allotment veg soup with cheese on toast. Bring it on!
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 6h
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John Connor: We're Not Gonna Make It (Terminator 2)
Alt: John Connor: We're Not Gonna Make It (Terminator 2)
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 6h
IKR? They were just being kids.
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 7h
Oh boy, and FFS. Finally watched The Perfect Neighbor. My heart breaks for those poor babies. Black Lives Matter. 💔
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 13h
When you’re a luxury travel journalist, everyone, everywhere is friendly.
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He literally set off a bomb in a UK street. If this had been the IRA Pierce would calling for them to be hung, drawn and quartered. This is domestic terrorism pure and simple. A bomb set off to terrorise with the aim of getting a government to change its policy. Literally a textbook definition.
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A retired engineer who destroyed @SadiqKhan ULEZ camera jailed for 15 years. A ridiculous sentence. No wonder our orisons are overcrowded

Readers added context they thought people might want to know

Kevin Rees was sentenced to 15 years for causing an explosion likely to endanger life after using a homemade bomb to destroy a ULEZ camera in a Sidcup residential street, damaging cars and property up to 100m away with shrapnel near a child's bedroom.

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/...

news.met.police.uk/news/man-jaile...

cps.gov.uk/national-news/...
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
YAY! 🎉
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Freedom is beautiful however you say it. 💚
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My cousin’s always been seer shah
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What do you say when you don’t want to go to yoga? Namaste at home
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t give a shit how good your dance was
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I really hate it when a man claps right in front of a woman’s face when he’s got his arm around her. #strictly
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Exactly this. All very well but just… tax the fucking billionaires, mun. Agreed he seems the best we’ve had for a long time. (With the bar on the floor.)
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love these crumbs, Andy. Now do barbaric student loans.
Andy Burnham&. Follow 17h • Q
You know that feeling when you book a flight for 50 quid and somehow it ends up costing
100?
Getting seats together, correcting a typo, another charge here and there, it all adds up.
When the cost of living is already squeezing people, those endless extras can feel relentless.
So we're changing the rutes for you.
Parents won't need to pay a penny extra just to sit next to their own children.
You'll be able to fix any name errors on your booking free of charge.
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today, I bumped into my best friend from school’s brother-in-law (he married her little sister). He’s now a paranoid dad of a teen girl and we got talking about all that stuff. And I go, “Well, that’s nothing compared to what we used to get up to”. And he says. “I KNOW, I’VE HEARD THE STORIES”. 😳
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@swansonian.bsky.social I’m assuming you’ve seen this, but just in case…
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judithbolyard.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I so agree...
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I deliberately stayed off here and watched Traitors without my phone. But my two penneth is that Paranoid Ross Kemp is gold. Too funny.
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s super low budget and arty too. And funny! Yeah, you’ll like it.
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I adored it. But then it is very me. I think you’ll like it. Only like Saltburn in the setting really. It’s a mockumentary, so v different in that sense. Was lucky to have been to a Q&A screening…
Sian Clifford & Co sitting down post-film
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Randomly texting my daughter “Maureen, will you stop looking in the door!”
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s Thursday! Let’s all stand on our doorsteps and clap for the NCS.
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Dan Levy Clapping Proudly
ALT: Dan Levy Clapping Proudly
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The horror, the horror!
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remembering the time, at the height of social distancing, when my then three yr old high-fived a wino from his buggy.
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don’t know if it’s a whisper from a past life, my ultra-catholic upbringing, or some kind of generational trauma, but I’ve got A Thing about execution, and this is making me feel rather queasy.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On National Poetry Day, here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.
The Power of Poetry
 
with things falling apart
and anarchy let loose,
 
it was only poetry, he found,
which had any use,
 
so he reached for his copy  
of The Complete Works of Yeats
 
and bludgeoned the President
of the United States


Brian Bilston
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well done for speaking out. It’s not easy advocating for yourself. You’re absolutely ace. 💕
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh happy Traitors day to all who celebrate!
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s discrimination. Plain and simple. Do you feel like you can bring it up with anyone?
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh lovely one, I feel this deeply. You get one of these 🏆 for getting through it. And whoever organised this needs a boing on the head – with your wooden spoon.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Things women won’t do if they found a man unconscious in need of medical assistance 1. Rape him
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just adore how, in 2026, we’re slowly realising that women and girls have human rights. Seriously, well done us. 👏
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy Michaelmas! In some parts of Ireland on this day, rent could be paid in geese. If you’re due to pay rent this month, please consider setting a very irritated goose on your landlord in lieu of payment, in the name of upholding important Irish traditions.
A drawing of mine of a goose looking concerned, with a tag around its neck that reads "This month's rent, with thanks".

#SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland #Art #Michaelmas
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy shit! Sounds like a lucky escape. But also, fuckssake.
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Urgh.
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So glad we don’t don’t have frat boy culture over here. Ours is much more civilised, we just go around fucking pigs and burning £50s in front of homeless people.
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyone interested in the discourse around the Cornell 57 that hasn’t seen Emerald Fennell’s Promising Young Woman – I strongly suggest you do. 👀
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Haha! Yes your right
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Remember when Tori Spelling, at the height of her fame, bought a house and immediately ripped out the kitchen because it just wasn’t needed. The dream!
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My witches, this is IT!! (Sorry it’s a FB link 👵🏼) www.facebook.com/share/v/1DXG...
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 30/09/2026
Trump White House misspells “United” on the official “super intelligence” document with AI executives. Instead of “President of the United States,” it reads: “President of the Unites States.” Nothing says “super intelligence” quite like misspelling the name of the country.
Screenshot of a Truth Social post from Donald J. Trump’s verified @realDonaldTrump account displaying a signed document titled “Joint Commitment on Frontier Responsibilities.” The document outlines voluntary AI safety and oversight commitments for companies developing frontier artificial intelligence models. On the right side are signatures and company labels for leaders including Sundar Pichai of Google, Dario Amodei of Anthropic, Mark Zuckerberg of Meta, Greg Brockman of OpenAI, Elon Musk of xAI, and Jensen Huang of Nvidia. Near the center-right, Donald J. Trump’s large signature appears above the printed title identifying him as president. The title contains a noticeable typo: instead of “President of the United States,” it reads, “President of the Unites States,” misspelling “United” as “Unites.”
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They never say “protect women and girls”, do they. It’s always “protect our women and girls”. Ownership. Property.
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you squint really tight, you can see Jaws coming out of the water.
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A neurodivergent’s nightmare!
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A fully dressed woman in an ad on the loo using a stool, with the words: 

Make pooping easier by elevating your knees
and feet, so you're in a squatting position

Xavier: ...and remember to pull down your pants.
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Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lol
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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