Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sadiq Khan: Pull the plug on transphobia Also Sadiq Khan: 050
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Jordan 4Eva Age yourself with a childhood crush 010
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Love these crumbs, Andy. Now do barbaric student loans. 130
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I adored it. But then it is very me. I think you’ll like it. Only like Saltburn in the setting really. It’s a mockumentary, so v different in that sense. Was lucky to have been to a Q&A screening… 140
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Pull the cord out of his ass and he goes, “Ladies and gentlemen, Foo FIGHTERS” 151
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026There were some proper funnies on #SNLUK last night but I actually snortlaughed at this one. “Sheeran, seen here looking at both sides of the issue…” 041
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Recovering Catholics: what’s your confirmation name? Mine’s Frances. 121
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Happy birthday to one of my best ones @swansonian.bsky.social 💋 111
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Just thought it’d be a really good idea to make some Madonna stickers. #ADHD 050
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bet you this lot were anti-maskers during Covid. 2102
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If you see this, post a character that starts with W. 061
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Wikipedia: Personal life Has some boyfriend, but most importantly… 000
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Late to Widow’s Bay and yes, yes, y’all were right. Didn’t realise it’s *the* Katie Dippold of THIS TWEET fame, oh my god. 🖤 270
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Like most, I never saw her, never met her, but her warmth and kindness and humanity just permeated, didn’t it. God speed, beautiful soul. 0192
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Do you know who Nathan Cofnas reminds me of? 120
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026A tragedy in one act: teenage girl does washing 2112
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026My autistic kid the second he clocks I’m taking a photo of him 030
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Bought my eclipse goggles off of Amazon Prime 🤗 030
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026HOW is it that we, as sophisticated movie consumers in 2026, accept that Nolan is both the greatest film maker of his generation and also piss poor at representing women? It’s just not fucking good enough, is it. 040
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026You’ve been murdered! Who do you want on the case? 030
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026What in the orange paedoland fresh hell is this? 030
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 13/07/2026The New Yorker being a haughty little bitch, as per (I löve it) 110
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026“I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm” 151
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Almost forgot: I saw a car coming towards me today, male driver, and stretched over the headrest of the passenger seat was a Walter White mask, like this one, as if he was sat next to him and they were on a mission. 100
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Dude, we know it was you in the first place, *you’re* the one with dementia 010
Scary Mary @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Can’t stand the Torygraph but “Bro-whisperer” 👏 130
