ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 12hMy first thought was this couldn’t possibly be real. But yup, it is at least until they chuck it down the memory hole. We are truly in the dumbest timeline. 010
Reposted by ThorntonTextmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i've been watching a lot of youtube videos about japanese home organization tips and they're all like, "this derives from the ancient japanese spiritual belief that translates to 'throw your trash in the trash can'" 1366441
Reposted by ThorntonTextLora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8... musk traileryoutube.comMusk | Official Trailer | Bleecker StreetYouTube video by Musk 610131
Reposted by ThorntonTextPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sure, on the one hand Muse doesn't really do anything, but on the other hand it opens up a massive attack surface on literally all your shitarstechnica.comMuse, Meta's extraordinarily privileged AI assistant, has a serious 0-dayA simple ClickFix attack is only one way to completely hijack the new agent. 1217372
Reposted by ThorntonTextlos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 25/02/2026if self deprecating was a sport i’d really suck at it 1425371
Reposted by ThorntonTextSchrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Please know that this is one of my few legitimate areas of actual, high-level professional expertise: Kicking the healthiest people off of a health insurance program will bankrupt it. Not 'could;' not 'might,' not 'probably," but absolutely will, with mathematical certainty. 25768272244
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bars should give wooden coasters and carving knives to couples on dates to carve a heart and thier initials in. Then they'll have a cute reminder of the date they can take home instead of carving up the bar table. This is either the best or worst idea I've ever had. 010
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Are there sports-themed coffee shops? Like if I wanted to watch the Packers with others while enjoying a chai latte and a muffin? 110
Reposted by ThorntonTextUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/09/2026me: HE’S STARTING TO STIR wife: shhhh me: OH MY GOD wife: be quiet me: HE’S GOT A KNIFE wife: i really hate watching cooking shows with you 1141590
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Dingoes Ate My Baby will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran 010
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Parenting Mistake #5,346 - Asking your kids if they know where something is when they’ll need it soon vs asking them to physically get it so they have it when it’s time to leave. 000
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A little (tiny, even) disgruntled that Tidal doesn’t have a podcast option after switching from Spotify. I get that it may be a better experience for podcasts to have their own app, I just don’t want to go through with downloading one and setting up another account. 110
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Not that I travel a lot, but I seem to go to Chicago more than I go to Milwaukee which is significantly closer, cheaper, and easier to get around. I really need to spend some time getting to know what’s available entertainment-wise there. 010
Reposted by ThorntonTextAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026First I came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was the one coming for the Communists Then I came for the Jews And I did not speak out Because, again, I was the one coming for the Jews Then they came for me And there was no one left To speak out for me 1557378
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 01/09/2026First day of kids' school and I'm trying to keep a leash on my golden retrevier energy for the sake of my long suffering wife who'd rather just go back to bed. (It helps (?) that I recently finished dealing with something that absorbed my entire life for most of this year.) 010
Reposted by ThorntonTextMark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I feel like I’m living In a dystopian novel written in 1993 that was rejected by dozens of publishers because it was incredibly stupid. 353117352246
Reposted by ThorntonTextFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 17/08/2026If it’s any consolation, you’re fucking up your life in a parallel universe just as much as you are in this one. 622588
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Cuteness of the day: My daughter’s impersonation of a Scottish kitten. <chef’s kiss> 020
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Did I f’ing stutter?static.klipy.comTim Curry as Wadsworth in Clue The MovieALT: Tim Curry as Wadsworth in Clue The Movie 010
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Finally broke down to read Dungeon Crawler Carl’ despite ‘Karl’ being misspelled and not actually being into RPGs myself. Fortunately my attempts at D&D and general pop culture knowledge are more than enough. It’s a fun, quick read and I’m looking forward to reading the sequel on Libby…next year? 120
Reposted by ThorntonTextToss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing 2295269712860
Reposted by ThorntonTextAlyssa Visscher (she/they) @alyssavisscher.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The United States' ridiculous demand that Canada remove French to secure a trade deal—a shoddy attempt at weakening our sovereignty/making an economic 51st state—is having the absolutely hilarious effect of uniting Quebec and the rest of Canada. Y'all have no idea how hilarious and improbable it is 40862208
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I’d really like a sequel to Who Framed Roger Rabbit set in the 90s and featuring toons from Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network, please and thank you. 000
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Here's a cost comparison for a bathroom part I was looking for. Amazon on left, Home Depot right, exact same part number. This was after looking at online manuals, videos, and various searches. A paranoid man would say the difference is due to dynamic pricing. This stuff drives me crazy. 010
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I really hate that salad doesn't seem like a good choice these days. 010
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Watch Republicans call for a boycott of MASH as anti-North Korea propaganda. 010
Reposted by ThorntonTextBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Centrists in the US: “vote blue no matter who!” *actual left wing people start getting nominated* “You’ve lost my vote, I am politically unhoused” 28813
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 17/08/2026You know what I miss most about the old Netflix? Being curious about a foreign film that never had a theatrical release, that no one had ever heard of, and as long as it had been released on DVD, being able to get a copy for viewing inside of 7 days. Streaming is wide, but it’s also shallow. 010
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I don’t mind reposts, I do it myself on occasion. But I have noticed that some creators do reposts of post comments as a form of promotion vs reposts that add new or different information, and those reposts were getting out of hand. 100
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My view from Wisconsin: Crowley won by sh&ttalking a fellow Democrat and leaning into the conservative slander against Hong instead of making the case for himself and against Trump. I’ll vote for him, but I don’t have to like it. 210
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 10/08/2026So basically, keep not eating lettuce for awhile longer… This whole situation screams for government intervention and regulation and it’s insane that there’s a very large part of the population that thinks everything should always be left to the free market. 010
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I was talking DC shows with a friend last night when HBO's excellent Harley Quinn came up, and I mentioned that I was name checked (kinda) by my wife's favorite character. I thought I posted the screenshots here, but it was actually on Twitter back in the day so without further ado... 110
Reposted by ThorntonTextSeanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 03/08/2026"I don't understand why you, a fantasy writer, don't appreciate the value of making bargains with the fae." 303015777
Reposted by ThorntonTextCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026We're living through a time in which far too many sociopathic ghouls walk unashamedly among us, and yet, someone like Glen Hansard is taken away early. What a deeply unfair world. 2066582
Reposted by ThorntonTextDani Donovan 👩🏻🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan.com · 25/07/2026ever since i was a little girl, i've dreamed of creating deliverables for key stakeholders 714727
Reposted by ThorntonTextFieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Never Learned - Gator Days 130106521778
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Wondering what Trump is going to do to distract and embarrass us at Comic-Con now that the World Cup is over. 000
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Today’s Smoke Forecast - Walking to the car after July 4th fireworks, low but present. Best wishes to everyone getting hit much stronger than we are, stay indoors and safe! 000
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Dilemma #4,759 - Pulling into your driveway when ‘Drum Show’ by Twenty One Pilots comes on. 031
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I need to see if there’s a newsletter called The Update Update or similar that’s just sent out when my phone updates that tells me in simple language what happened and if I need to adjust anything back to protect my privacy and other preferences. 100
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Is this the earliest Halloween decorations and costumes have been out? It feels like it. 010
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 13/07/2026“verify your age” checked the coin return in payphones for change to play arcade games. 010
Reposted by ThorntonTextpriscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026mandatory reading 70163243593
Reposted by ThorntonTextD. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 12/07/2026📌Just in case a MAGA in your life is lecturing you about respecting Lindsey Graham and the dead. Have a good day, everybody. 462870761
ThorntonText @cyranic50.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Just watched ‘Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice’ on Hulu and was pleasantly surprised. It’s a nice twist on the time loop genre and it’s got some really sweet, endearing, and funny moments. Vince Vaughn in particular is great in duel roles, although the rest of the cast is good too… 100
Reposted by ThorntonTextThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Willy didn't know much, but he knew that income inequality had grown to unsustainable levels. The solution? Sink every goddamn yacht he could find 331256224