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@lozzercozzer.bsky.social
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Laurent @lozzercozzer.bsky.social · 6h
"furniture"
Article headline: "Lukas Wegwerth and Corinna Dean's furniture is inspired by animal scales, wings and feathers."
The 2 designers are sat indoors on what looks like sections of a garden wall. No comfort in sight.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 17h
The part of your brain that determines how much bullshit you can tolerate at any given time should be called the fucks capacitor.
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Marie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 22h
static.klipy.com
Kick Yeet GTFO Off Cliff
Alt: little fella booting another little fella off a cliff
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Laurent @lozzercozzer.bsky.social · 21h
Violet by Hole is quite the tonic
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Laurent @lozzercozzer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuck it I'm off windsurfing
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If anyone would like to see a short video of a Capybara just chilling with his duck pals, this is your lucky day.
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Alex Russell @infrequently.org · 04/10/2026
Shot: futurism.com/artificial-intel… Chaser: futurism.com/artificial-intel… ...and Consequences? In 2026? Weird, but OK: futurism.com/artificial-intel…
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That Company That Buys Struggling News Sites and Turns Them Into AI-Powered Content Mills Has Halted Publishing After a Futurism Investigation
Brown Brothers Media has halted publication at its wide-ranging AI-powered content farm empire -- for now, at least.
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Jon Henley @jonhenley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah, so *this* is what they mean when they say AI poses an existential threat to humanity
Extract from Time article claiming Trump was persuaded to attack  Venezuela by Grok
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t think I’m the only person who will appreciate this
Triangular diagram labelled The Introvert
Hierarchy of Needs. 

Top: Self-actualisation - A completely empty house. An arrow pointing to the house says “Nobody needs anything. Nobody is coming home for hours. Phone on silent.” 

The next level is Esteem - Plans getting cancelled. An arrow here says “‘Sorry, we're going to have to rearrange.’ Oh no. That's terrible. I'm devastated.” 

Next level: Belonging - One person you actually like. No group chat. No networking. No "let's go round and introduce ourselves." Just one person you can talk absolute shit with. 

Fourth level: Safety - An escape route. Own car. End seat. Knowing exactly when the event finishes. A believable reason to leave early.

Bottom of pyramid: Physiological needs - Being left the fuck alone for a bit. Food. Water. Sleep. 45 minutes where nobody speaks to you.

Created by Lee Harding, @theintrovertedrecruiter
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 04/10/2026
#HappyToastMonsterMonth Day 4 a couple of Oddbods
Drawing of Oddbod and Oddbod Jr from Carry on Screaming
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Laurent @lozzercozzer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shrooms
2 Shaggy ink cap mushrooms
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and like, his entire family busts in with a cake to wish this fully nude man in the bathtub a happy birthday. his kids goof off with him a little, chit chat. legit bonkers stuff.
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"It's cold, you only gave me beef and chicken for breakfast and you're making me listen to Basement Jaxx on the radio. Hate you."
Molly on her bloody big bed, wrapped in a pale grey blanket head visible. Looks annoyed at the camera.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 02/10/2026
youtu.be/1an6_gb03zQ
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Pixar Artist Short Film: Fruit & Nut (Full Short Film)
YouTube video by Pixar
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 03/10/2026
Monster Month Monster Munch #HappyToastMonsterMonth
The classic monster munch monsters
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Laurent @lozzercozzer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Work ❌ Weekend ✅
2 dogs sat by a canal as the sun sets
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, colored pencil, a little crayon, and charcoal pencil. 

Our guy pulls up deep in the forest on his 2-speed bike. He’s flanked by tall dark trees and his path is blocked by a massive spider. He lets the Big Fella know it’s on. “Big Fella,” he says. “I fixed my 2-speed. You still wanna race.” Reader, you know Big Fella wants in on that action. Next slide.Against a starry night sky we see silhouettes of Big Fella and our man racing down a hill. It’s unclear in the drawing who will win but Big Fella is likely about to pull away.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Laurent @lozzercozzer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My wife just sent me one of her photos from Pompeii...
A white statue of a man with a lengthy member
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Laurent @lozzercozzer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
York
We met under that clock at York station for our first date 28 years agoView of York Minster from The Rise rooftop barThe river Ouse seen from a bridgeThe Judges Lodging
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
A squirrel is standing inside and peeking over the top rim of a hollowed out pumpkin. The top of the pumpkin can be seen behind. The squirrel is wearing a slouchy black witch hat with orange stripes and holding a squirrel-sized chef knife. The knife is because the squirrel has carved the words ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN’ in the side of the pumpkin and in the ground in front the word ‘TODAY’ has been spelled with stringy orange pumpkin guts with seeds scattered all around.
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Rex Burke is SciFiRex @rexburke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spanish Railways RENFE announcing that the next pandemic will be along shortly
Train announcements screen says ‘next stop Colera’
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Laurent @lozzercozzer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Calm down. It's camouflage.
A headline about a British firm that created real-life invisibility shields. A man on a beach appears to be missing his midriff because of said shield.
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Laurent @lozzercozzer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
2nd wedding anniversary today (been together 28 years mind), so day off and off to ACTUAL York this afternoon. I say actual, because TV show Patience is mostly filmed in Belgium which pisses me off greatly.
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Lee Madgwick @leemadgwick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Very proud of my wife (@beckiereedartist on Instagram) who has been working incredibly hard these last few months towards a solo show @rutlandgallery in Uppingham, Rutland. The exhibition starts on Saturday 3rd October. www.rutlandgallery.com/beckie-reed-... #art #painting
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Laurent @lozzercozzer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Because I've watched loads of Matt Armstrong videos of him repairing supercars, I feel empowered to replace the rear wiper motor on my car. Small job, big money saving. It reminded me that way back I changed a radiator on my MK2 golf in the carpark at work. Cars have gotten way too complex since.
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Bruno Catarino @brunocatarino.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This went in a completely different direction than I expected and I love it 🤣
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Laurent @lozzercozzer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is it an ending that they don't have to fudge 10 years later to fill a void in the plot for the sequels?
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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If this is the end for CR7 then all rivalries aside I doubt it's what any true football fan will have wanted to see. They'd have wanted it to end with him crying like a baby on the pitch after skying a crucial penalty in an important shootout.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A long horizontal sign based on the ones at CTA stations that tell what stop you’re at. It’s gray with red, purple, and brown bands at either ends. Four pigeons are perched on the sign in various pigeon poses as a sunrise is seen in the background. The sign itself reads, ‘Maybe It will happen today’
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Laurent @lozzercozzer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sounds like Burnham may have made an impact in a good way, so obviously I expect the usual alarmist columnists to be all "Burnham would eat your kitten" or "EU? Burnham would betray us in the pork markets'
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Nick J. Brown @northernmailman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lovejoy (Bob Mortimer) reveals his first name is John
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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Made an appointment at le salon du kitchen scissors & once again, I’ve given myself a fringe that’s a cross between the Dave Hill in a Romulan Slade tribute band & something a cruel 17th century priest might inflict on a woman accused of pridefulness, consorting with imps or strumpetry
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Laurent @lozzercozzer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In lieu of any desert, a pain au chocolat innit.
A mini bar of dark chocolate in a buttered slice of bread
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Laurent @lozzercozzer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got plenty of movie themed gems to dip into as the evenings draw in. @alltherightmovies.com @christhebarker.bsky.social
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Laurent @lozzercozzer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stupid fucken news cycle
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God, yeah, whatever could lead you to speculate that they might be fuel thieves?
Text from a Times story on the Fairford incident:

The vans contained barrels and were marked with a fake logo and phone number so they gave the impression, wrongly, of being owned by a legitimate fuel transit company. It sparked speculation about whether the men were fuel thieves.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still putting ‘bomb plot’ in headlines in the glaring absence of any bombs. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Rubio says foreign actor was ‘clearly’ behind suspected RAF Fairford bomb plot
The US secretary of state offered no evidence for his claims, and also said many people were ‘disturbed’ that the five suspects had been released on bail
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A black and white ink style illustration of a falling anvil with a downward-pointing arrow shape behind it. Above the anvil in the back of the arrow shape are the words ‘MAYBE IT’LL’. Across the side of the anvil is the word ‘HAPPEN’ and in the point of the arrow below the anvil is the word ‘TODAY’
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 28/09/2026
Yung Lean and GENER8ION recreating the video live at the VMAs is amazing. I especially like his failure to even pretend he’s singing live. The dancers and the choreography though, 10/10
youtu.be
GENER8ION feat. Yung Lean Perform "STORM" | 2026 VMAs
YouTube video by MTV
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Gavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post.
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 28/09/2026
We have something very cute to share with you today 🦉 This summer, a pair of barn owls successfully reared four owlets at Kedleston Hall, marking Kedleston's first known breeding success in over two decades.
Four young barn owls jostle onto the small wooden ledge of their nest box, fixed to a huge oak tree behind themA young barn owl in flight, its wings stretched up above it against a blurry green background, its white heart-shaped face facing the cameraA young barn own in flight, a blurry oak tree behind it, its huge white and brown wings beating downwards as it looks at the cameraA barn owl swooping down with its wings fanned wide across a field of long purplish grass
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Mark On A Bike @mtonabike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well these are eye catching from Better Streets for Liverpool
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Laurent @lozzercozzer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday
Reacher and his cohorts looking fed up in a car. Reacher has a white fluffy kitten in his arms.
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Tom Larkin @tomlarkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’ve spent many, many hours over the past few months searching the rock pools of Cornwall for a rainbow sea slug. Today, we finally found one! Absolutely worth all the time we’ve spent - it was truly breathtaking.
Rainbow sea slug on a rockRainbow sea slug on a rockRainbow sea slug on a rock from aboveRainbow sea slug on a rock
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Laurent @lozzercozzer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like a @dochackenbush.bsky.social artwork brought to life...
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Re-listening to Ade Edmondson's autobiography on audiobook, and I love this so much I bothered to type it out so you could all enjoy it too.
“After recognising Dad’s problem with accepting failure, I start telling my children every time I don’t get a job. So that at moments when they’re not feeling particularly successful, they might take some comfort in knowing we’re all in the same boat. Everybody in the world is in the same boat. Even ‘apparently successful’ people.” 

Ade Edmondson (Berserker)
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