Reposted by Cyderistmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 8hafter the guy who wrote the Alphabet Song died they were cleaning out his place and found more than ten thousand handwritten pages of an unfinished Numbers Song 650868
Reposted by CyderistLake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 29/09/2026Current* conditions near St. Helena Island, MI: 082
Reposted by CyderistPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Well let’s see how this goes. I’m constructing a new hour of standup and I need some people to watch it. Could YOU be a people? Saturday 11/28 at the Elysian. Tix: bit.ly/cbwpft1126 61848107
Cyderist @cyderist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Designing assembly spaces (especially big ones) to building codes is reasonable and prudent. Building codes have been developed over time and are based on the collective thinking of professionals and in response to real world incidences where people died. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iroquoi...en.wikipedia.orgIroquois Theatre fire - Wikipedia 000
Reposted by CyderistLily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 16/09/2026All new HEY RANDY with special celebrity guest @timbaltz.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social 2326816
Reposted by CyderistLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026Rikishi are known for their stoicism. But outside of the basho, they are still Japan’s most celebrated athletes. So of course, if you hold that status, you have no choice but to Do It To ‘Em. Enjoy the pure Aura of rikishi wearing gorgeous Somenuki (special kimonos) during their daily walkups. 30695161
Reposted by CyderistCyderist @cyderist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Mitch's absence reminds me of the saying "May your soul be 50 years dead before your brain also dies and the devil is fully aware because you named him your medical power of attorney." 021
Reposted by CyderistCyderist @cyderist.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Joey thinks he just saw a boiled turkey breast with a scruffy beard on 60 minutes but Chandler and Ross doubt that. 001
Cyderist @cyderist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“Shredded in the gusset!” If there’s a more apt, off the cuff remark out there about a partner’s underpants, I don’t know it. 000
Cyderist @cyderist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Fetterman: De-breaded ostrich nugget or shaved Grimace? 000
Reposted by CyderistCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi... 46079473377
Reposted by CyderistThey Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Milwaukee Madison Minneapolis--we are playing multiple nights in your towns in a month! The other half of the shows are sold out. Warn your enemies. Tell your friends. We need your help getting the word out! tmbg dot calm for deets and seats. 728736
Reposted by CyderistSan Antonio Current @sacurrent.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The show, scheduled for this Thursday, will also feature longtime Aukerman guest Paul F. Tompkins plus other comics.sacurrent.comScott Aukerman bringing Comedy Bang! Bang! live show to Aztec Theatre for night of absurdist humorScott Aukerman, joined by longtime guest Paul F. Tompkins and other comedians, will bring his brand of improvised humor to the Aztec Theatre this 5975
Cyderist @cyderist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"What would Dolly do?" is better implicit religion than Roko's BS 010
Reposted by CyderistHelioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This video of Dolly giving an impromptu performance at an Irish pub is priceless www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qXF...youtube.comDolly Parton in Paídi Ó Sé's PubYouTube video by paidiosekerry 2176
Reposted by Cyderistweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I got in on the ground floor of a successful company. The lobby is beautiful. Here comes security. 1558899
Reposted by Cyderistchelsea @chelseathepope.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I’ve been talking real nice to my portable air conditioner, saying things like “you’re doing a real good job blowing that cool air all over the place” and “damn I’m gonna need a blanket you’re making me so chilly” and “I love you,” just doing my part to keep morale up 2222
Reposted by Cyderistbrent @murrman5.bsky.social · 24/08/2026wife: I just think it’s odd that you take two kickboxing lessons and now really wanna go to the zoo 39520
Reposted by CyderistBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I just donated to help SPIDER-MAN, who took on nazi scumbags trying to invade Minneapolis again. Arrested by our local cops (boooo) who were diligently defending their racist turd pals. Let’s help good ol’ Webhead with his defense! (PS I can vouch for the GoFundMe creator) gofund.me/6f36a1ac1gofund.meDonate to Support Spider-Man’s Legal Defense, organized by Ash ChudgarAwesome update: I'm in touch with Spider-Man's family, and we're setting things up so t… Ash Chudgar needs your support for Support Spider-Man’s Legal Defense 1851492325
Cyderist @cyderist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Hi, I’m an oncoming semi trailer on on a foggy 2 lane blacktop at 6am with one headlight that can be mistaken for a much farther distant vehicle by a blurry eyed probably late community college student 1/2 into his 1.25 hr drive in a 3rd hand Chevy Citation trying to pass a tractor pulling 2 wagons 000
Reposted by CyderistBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Chuds started realizing she can win the 2028 election this weekend. 3177143684
Reposted by CyderistMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 09/08/2026You can help support my work by spreading the word about the threats to democracy and how we can fight back. Subscribe to Democracy Docket and share its content. Thanks, Marc demdock.com/4w6emld 232295894
Reposted by CyderistCaroline Kubzansky @ckubzansky.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Sheriff received four subpoenas with letters attached. Nearly identical. Each one asks them to bring a different person in custody to ICE interviews or make them available upon release. Says failure to do so may constitute witness tampering. Signed by two different ICE field office directors. 186
Cyderist @cyderist.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Even the photo selected in the WaPo headline seems chosen to present this in a favorable light 000
Reposted by CyderistSam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 03/08/2026So you’re saying a new athlete has spoken up about minority rights? Oh wow AGAINST minority rights? And she’s getting lots of publicity? Gosh so she must be like the best player in the league? Oh huh 322629
Reposted by CyderistA.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Every time you speak, the elephant in the room does jerk-off motions behind your back. 15475194
Cyderist @cyderist.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Joey thinks he just saw a boiled turkey breast with a scruffy beard on 60 minutes but Chandler and Ross doubt that. 001
Reposted by CyderistGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 27/07/2026THE FALL AND RISE OF REGGIE DINKINS got criminally buried on Peacock+, but my god, Tina Fey's in top form, Jordan and Radcliffe are hysterical together. Terrific. 1922312
Reposted by CyderistAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 27/07/2026experiencing everything alone is an unbearable ache there is no witness no one to trade glances with or giggle at absurdities there is only the roar of my thoughts and the ghost of the air on my skin 59921
Reposted by CyderistSplendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026My dog gazes at my sandwich I say “should’ve tried evolution” I laugh cuz he can’t understand me He shits and I clean it up 013116
Reposted by CyderistEvan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 24/07/2026Did a thing. Invite me on your podcast, I am good at blabbing about shit. evanhurst.substack.com/p/evan-hurst...evanhurst.substack.comEvan Hurst And Jonathan Larsen, Live For The Very First Time!Oh hey, did you watch this? Watch it more! 0133
Reposted by CyderistCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 24/07/2026under the cloak of boring technical guidance, the Trump administration is working to delete the existence of millions of immigrants, steal congressional seats and redirect potentially hundreds of billions of federal dollars www.thebulwark.com/p/inside-tru...thebulwark.comInside Trump’s Stealth Trick to Rig the Census—and CongressThe administration’s latest power grab is disguised as boring technical guidance. 9274127
Reposted by CyderistScott Aukerman @scottaukerman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026On this week’s SCOTT HASN’T SEEN, we watch Guy Ritchie’s 2021 heist thriller WRATH OF MAN! Joining us is stand-up comedian and “word surgeon”, @anthonyjeselnik.bsky.social! Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social - subscribe for a year and get two months free! 5663
Reposted by CyderistSomeRandomGuy? @magusx99.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I appreciate your willingness to take the fall on this one 0303
Reposted by CyderistSarah O @erniebufflo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Every time tipping discourse shows up: -hospitality work is honest work -hospitality workers are skilled professionals -the minimum tip is 20% -don’t worry about me, I average decently above 20% in tips because I am good at my job and 99% of our guests aren’t assholes 0313
Reposted by CyderistLake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 19/07/2026Current* conditions near Port Washington, WI: 051
Cyderist @cyderist.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Elevator pitch: “Like Narsil from LOTR but in Fraggle Rock” 000
Reposted by CyderistScott Aukerman @scottaukerman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026UK and Ireland! @cbbworld.bsky.social is coming with @scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social & @showmanandydaly.bsky.social! 1521714
