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zazzsazz mman

@cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social
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he/him i am a space chicken Asexual guy, fan of birbs yes i am a furry might repost cute animals and art if it tickles my fancy (PFP by @_.astera_seluna._ on Instagram)

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👁️saac 👁️o @eyesack.bsky.social · 11h
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your résumé? John Cage:
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Arby’s, they have the meats
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zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tried for over an hour to get tickets to the zelda concert (dallas) and the STUPID thing kept crashing and now i'm very mad
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Lysander 🦋🧡 @luckyxiv.etheirys.social · 01/10/2026
dallas symphony please get your shit together i want to give you my money so i can see the zelda concert
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Shout out to Rick Springfield's "State of the Heart," a mostly unobjectionable '80s song with maybe the single ugliest solo I have ever heard
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials
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Wynonas Big Brown Boofer @ MFF ΘΔ @ed.dog · 23/09/2026
How to scare tommy tuberville
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Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
that 4th quarter was the worst Love performance since 'Kokomo'
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zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Things that scared me as kid 1: The zombie bug guys from The Clone Wars 2: A plastic toy alien blob thing that came with a spaceship set at my grandparents house 3: Skeletons 4: The menu of the original Xbox 5: The Vonage commercials with THAT STUPID YOO HOO SONG 6: The Mario Galaxy eels
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/09/2026
my take on the ocarina of time remake is that it looks fun and i am excited to play it with my children
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend.
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even my friends don't text me back that fast
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Tom Fawkes @tomfawkes.com · 01/09/2026
It's astounding how big of a head start Sony had over Microsoft 15 years ago. All they've done since then is squander it.
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zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
very accurate statement
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i need to reserve a day just to make GIFs of "the 2026 Giants as robots crashing"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
you know, there is precedent for completely deactivating this franchise and restarting it in a couple years with completely new guys
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zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Youtube seems to be broken for me. It keeps giving me errors. Is youtube down for anyone else?
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zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
optimist: the cup is half full pessimist: the cup is half empty everyone else: there's a water fountain nearby maybe you can use it
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Stephen Georg @stephenge.org · 20/08/2026
are y'all excited about the new pokemon games
A photo of a fictional Nintendo Switch 2 game called "Pokémon Sheetz", with the cover art featuring the exterior of a Sheetz gas station.A photo of a fictional Nintendo Switch 2 game called "Pokémon Wawa", with the cover art featuring the exterior of a Wawa gas station.
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zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Been getting into the EFL championship and w o w the team sponsors are... something. gambling, gambling gambling, a viral tiktok potato store, VISIT MALAYSIA NOW PLZ. that being said the fact that an online toilet store sponsors two teams is genuinely funny.
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zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
because it's black cat appreciation day, here's my black cat doing a jump. he's very good at jumpin' look at him go
Waldo the cat jumping onto a table. The picture is blurry.
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zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
wow the AI bros are real mad about the fact people can find out that their writing is AI generated now lol
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as Kyle Schwarber continues to hit dingers into the corn cobs
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
CAST NOO NOO THE VACUUM CLEANER FROM TELETUBBIES
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
lasagna
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🦖 Tim Curry's Rainbow Six @inkdino.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
average nintendo game cover / virtual boy game cover
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Nintendo is doing a very good thing with the increased horsepower of the Switch 2 in almost every first party game so far, which is “how much exploding colorful bullshit can we put on screen while maintaining 60fps”
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 23/06/2026
Many people are saying Deltarune tomorrow. It's being reported, it's very heavily rumored. Credible voices are saying: Deltarune tomorrow. I am hearing reports. Various sources are indicating it.
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Chuggaaconroy @chuggaaconroy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Bro who gave Riki a car
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Xenoblade Genesis Final Fantasy VII Revelation Dragon Quest Deuteronomy Super Mario Leviticus
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Mom @milph.mom · 09/06/2026
The new Xenoblade game has a different name depending on the region you're in.
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zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
something's been funky with the trending system lately
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zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I uninstalled discord thinking something was broken and now i have been banished to the shadow realm (the shadow realm being cloudflare presumably)
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zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Cloudflare laid off 20% of their company and now every website is broken. yaaaaaaaaaaaay what a smart maneuver
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 06/05/2026
Fantastic Mr. StarFox
screenshot from Switch 2 StarFox game of Fox McCloud
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The Autopian @theautopian.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Congrats to the Kentucky Derby winner...
It's a Golden Tempo, that's the joke.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
it will be interesting to see who will win
photo of tv showing knicks 60, hawks 19
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zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I click on trending page for "scottish independence" and it's all just hungarian election news. Not quite correct lol
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zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
mmmmmmmm tacos
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zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
she's so cute aaaaaah
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Can we get 10,000 RTs for this
A screenshot of a picture of a baseball
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zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Let me check the forecast real quick... The highs for the next 6 days are 67, 76, 82, 69, 49, 69... Man I love it here.
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Jeff @mrbowlman.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Great Horned Owl 🪶 #SuperbOwl
Photo of a Great Horned Owl perched on a rotting tree limb.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Happy #SuperbOwl 🦉 Sunday to all who celebrate.
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Ella Brockway @ellabrockway.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
As another Olympics gets underway, I am thinking fondly of the Paris 2024 logo. No one will ever rock a chic bob while also giving shampoo brand/dating app while also being a literal flame quite like she did
Paris 2024 Olympic logo
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zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I HAVE CONSTRUCTED A FORTRESS. 60 DOLLARS WELL SPENT. I AM A VERY HAPPY MAN. #plushies #dragonite #pokemon
a picture of 4 Pokemon plushies and a childhood owl stuffed animal lined up on the edge of the bed. The Dragonite, Dragonair, Dratini, and Tepig stand on top of a pile of blankets in the corner, while the Eurasian Eagle Owl stands off to the side.
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taber @kvetch.gay · 27/12/2025
going home to Minnesota first thing in the morning to get away from this terrifying furry sculpture in front of a Kroger in Cincinnati
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zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
He fell asleep at the biscuit factory #cat #caturday #bedcat
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
God, nothing ruins my day like hearing about right-wing politics. Better take a break and retreat into my favorite pastimes: football, country music and being on social media
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̶G̶l̶u̶c̶o̶s̶e̶ iivil 🦇🎃 @nintendann.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
it’d be sick to have a snout so i don’t have to push up my glasses every 5 seconds
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zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Texas efficiency in a nutshell #city #italy #texas
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