Reposted by zazzsazz mman👁️saac 👁️o @eyesack.bsky.social · 11hInterviewer: Can you explain this gap in your résumé? John Cage: 323132
zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026tried for over an hour to get tickets to the zelda concert (dallas) and the STUPID thing kept crashing and now i'm very mad 011
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanLysander 🦋🧡 @luckyxiv.etheirys.social · 01/10/2026dallas symphony please get your shit together i want to give you my money so i can see the zelda concert 311
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanTodd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Shout out to Rick Springfield's "State of the Heart," a mostly unobjectionable '80s song with maybe the single ugliest solo I have ever heard 7749988
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials 282097264
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanWynonas Big Brown Boofer @ MFF ΘΔ @ed.dog · 23/09/2026How to scare tommy tuberville 1430437
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanMesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026that 4th quarter was the worst Love performance since 'Kokomo' 092
zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Things that scared me as kid 1: The zombie bug guys from The Clone Wars 2: A plastic toy alien blob thing that came with a spaceship set at my grandparents house 3: Skeletons 4: The menu of the original Xbox 5: The Vonage commercials with THAT STUPID YOO HOO SONG 6: The Mario Galaxy eels 020
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/09/2026my take on the ocarina of time remake is that it looks fun and i am excited to play it with my children 59172965
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanTom Fawkes @tomfawkes.com · 01/09/2026It's astounding how big of a head start Sony had over Microsoft 15 years ago. All they've done since then is squander it. 1418230
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i need to reserve a day just to make GIFs of "the 2026 Giants as robots crashing" 2904
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/08/2026you know, there is precedent for completely deactivating this franchise and restarting it in a couple years with completely new guys 471773255
zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Youtube seems to be broken for me. It keeps giving me errors. Is youtube down for anyone else? 000
zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026optimist: the cup is half full pessimist: the cup is half empty everyone else: there's a water fountain nearby maybe you can use it 000
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanStephen Georg @stephenge.org · 20/08/2026are y'all excited about the new pokemon games 241441569
zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Been getting into the EFL championship and w o w the team sponsors are... something. gambling, gambling gambling, a viral tiktok potato store, VISIT MALAYSIA NOW PLZ. that being said the fact that an online toilet store sponsors two teams is genuinely funny. 000
zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026because it's black cat appreciation day, here's my black cat doing a jump. he's very good at jumpin' look at him go 000
zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 16/08/2026wow the AI bros are real mad about the fact people can find out that their writing is AI generated now lol 0416
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanMike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 14/08/2026"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as Kyle Schwarber continues to hit dingers into the corn cobs 0446
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanalyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026CAST NOO NOO THE VACUUM CLEANER FROM TELETUBBIES 7865
Reposted by zazzsazz mman🦖 Tim Curry's Rainbow Six @inkdino.bsky.social · 31/07/2026average nintendo game cover / virtual boy game cover 118654
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanwoke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Nintendo is doing a very good thing with the increased horsepower of the Switch 2 in almost every first party game so far, which is “how much exploding colorful bullshit can we put on screen while maintaining 60fps” 944569
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanTBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 23/06/2026Many people are saying Deltarune tomorrow. It's being reported, it's very heavily rumored. Credible voices are saying: Deltarune tomorrow. I am hearing reports. Various sources are indicating it. 436752
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanChuggaaconroy @chuggaaconroy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Bro who gave Riki a car 38542100
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanJason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Xenoblade Genesis Final Fantasy VII Revelation Dragon Quest Deuteronomy Super Mario Leviticus 482316644
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanMom @milph.mom · 09/06/2026The new Xenoblade game has a different name depending on the region you're in. 252598989
zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 31/05/2026something's been funky with the trending system lately 000
zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I uninstalled discord thinking something was broken and now i have been banished to the shadow realm (the shadow realm being cloudflare presumably) 000
zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Cloudflare laid off 20% of their company and now every website is broken. yaaaaaaaaaaaay what a smart maneuver 010
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanThe Autopian @theautopian.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Congrats to the Kentucky Derby winner... 15612
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/05/2026it will be interesting to see who will win 2294666
zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I click on trending page for "scottish independence" and it's all just hungarian election news. Not quite correct lol 000
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Can we get 10,000 RTs for this 6424091448
zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Let me check the forecast real quick... The highs for the next 6 days are 67, 76, 82, 69, 49, 69... Man I love it here. 000
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanJeff @mrbowlman.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Great Horned Owl 🪶 #SuperbOwl 1178676
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Happy #SuperbOwl 🦉 Sunday to all who celebrate. 362022374
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanElla Brockway @ellabrockway.bsky.social · 06/02/2026As another Olympics gets underway, I am thinking fondly of the Paris 2024 logo. No one will ever rock a chic bob while also giving shampoo brand/dating app while also being a literal flame quite like she did 853254
zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I HAVE CONSTRUCTED A FORTRESS. 60 DOLLARS WELL SPENT. I AM A VERY HAPPY MAN. #plushies #dragonite #pokemon 010
Reposted by zazzsazz mmantaber @kvetch.gay · 27/12/2025going home to Minnesota first thing in the morning to get away from this terrifying furry sculpture in front of a Kroger in Cincinnati 13734
zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 13/12/2025He fell asleep at the biscuit factory #cat #caturday #bedcat 060
Reposted by zazzsazz mmanTodd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 11/12/2025God, nothing ruins my day like hearing about right-wing politics. Better take a break and retreat into my favorite pastimes: football, country music and being on social media 1069851
Reposted by zazzsazz mman ̶G̶l̶u̶c̶o̶s̶e̶ iivil 🦇🎃 @nintendann.bsky.social · 09/12/2025it’d be sick to have a snout so i don’t have to push up my glasses every 5 seconds 2201
zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Texas efficiency in a nutshell #city #italy #texas 010