Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hear me out Taco Bell, how about a 000
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Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026no it wasn't the result McVay wanted, but his players tried their best. and for that they deserve 7 or 8 days to explore Melbourne and the state of Victoria more broadly before flying back home 000
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Welcome to Bluesky! Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express: 000
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Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026@sickosfc.bsky.social couldn't say no to the chimney theme 000
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Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 01/01/2026it may finally be time to fire Nick Saban 000
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 31/12/2025very common misconception that a lazy river's flow is driven by jets of pumped water, when in fact it is a natural result of the coriolis effect. obvious in retrospect. 000
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Thomas Pynchon getting a "Will Thomas Pynchon appear at the Oscars?" prop listed on Polymarket, and then making a fortune trading on said market, would be perfect 000
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 09/12/2025[bringing my 'Deep Cuts' vinyl to the DJ at the listening bar] here ya go [interrupting guy with Aussie accent] that's not The Knife, *this* is The Knife (whips out 'Gimme Fiction') 000
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Vikings getting shut out 26-0 at Seattle and then shutting out Washington 31-0 the very next week... as far as I can tell that's just the 11th time since the merger that a team has had back-to-back shutouts where one was a win and the other was a loss 100
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 25/11/2025(voice recording) why don't you just TELL me the name of the Panthers defender you'd like to intercept you? 000
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Very grateful for my time as head of Olympic Films. And to those who said we couldn't trim Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles by 95 minutes OR get the rights to Daniel Powter's "Bad Day" to use repeatedly throughout the film, I guess you just don't understand Chantal the way I do. 000
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 13/11/2025reading the list of meds after getting discharged from oral surgery youtu.be/DTpQDBgOQjkyoutu.beDo You...YouTube video by Miguel - Topic 010
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 11/11/2025so it's nearing halftime and the most likely scorigami is 2-0. amazing 000
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Rock & Roll HOF issuing an emergency correction stating that the nod was intended not for The White Stripes, but just Jack, and exclusively based on his contribution to 2003's "Danger, High Voltage!" 000
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Shazam identifying "Disorder" by Joy Division in a split second when it started playing at the bar... GOOD. you SHOULD. 000
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 22/10/2025@davidjroth.bsky.social finally cracked and got a fanatics made article, for the brand new Ontario Tower Buzzers, loogit this guy! 010
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 20/10/2025low-hanging fruit but has to be done 130
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 27/01/2025@mobute.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social very much enjoying dabbling the Its Christmastown archives, but have yet to happen upon any Manos-level disasters. is there a google doc or wiki of some kind with your ratings, say, that might help one locate the most Extremely Wet ones? 010
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 15/10/2024the current top 4 NFL teams by point differential: Vikings, Lions, Bears, Packers. it's just the NFC North! truly wild @drewmagary.bsky.social 000
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 25/09/2024@davidjroth.bsky.social @drewmagary.bsky.social spotted in Pittsburgh; my sicko brain immediately went to "which Defector staffers would i cast in a 'Waiting For Guffman' style community theater production of 'Speed: The Musical!'" 030
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 17/09/20241003125 = 10^6 + 5^5 (bored; later) well hey turns out no other (a,b,c,d) of natural numbers with smaller sum works for 1003125 = a^b + c^d 010
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 08/09/2024CBS NFL halftime show featuring Bill "Is that John Waters? <squints> ...unclear, will investigate further" Cowher 000
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 18/08/2024thanks to the fine folks at @defector.bsky.social i was able to find a certain 6-letter animal (mascot) in today's Spelling Bee 🤲 000
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 03/08/2024with Name of the Year seemingly on hiatus I am not sure how to properly contain the learnings that there is an Olympic trampolinist named Gabriel Albuquerque @davidjroth.bsky.social please advise this is elite guy-remembering in the making 570
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 22/05/2024@davidjroth.bsky.social my 7yo is deep into "name every car you see". points out electric vs non-electric. asks about extinct brands, like pontiac and saab. is DYING to spot a cybertruck in the wild. i'll let him enjoy it when one comes, but your piece today rocks defector.com/have-you-see...defector.comHave You Seen A Cybertruck Yet? | DefectorI hope this will not come across too much like bragging, but I have seen a lot of cars. Most of this is because—and again, sorry to brag—I go outside pretty regularly. But in my youth, this was appare... 170
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 25/03/2024[robert moses after one visit to the water park] "the lazy river is too congested, so clearly we should build a vast network of cross-park lazy rivers." [proceeds to demolish the lower-income cabanas] 010
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 19/02/2024finally tromped up to 87th St to try the terrific samosa sandwich at Punjabi Junction, at $9 for a friggin footlong you can't not afford not get one (h/t @davidjroth.bsky.social) 1170
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 01/02/2024today's flaming hydra made me yearn for california donuts, lots of yum yum trips at mudd (to the very one mentioned in today's @davidjroth.bsky.social article) and elsewhere way back when. strip mall CA donuts >> the zhuzhed-up (and often hyper-sweet) NYC donuts i say! 120
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 28/01/2024spotted in my apartment building's basement. does DRAB need a few years worth of material? @davidjroth.bsky.social @laurentheisen.bsky.social 000
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 08/01/2024FOX/NFL brass: I know you're under the gun, week after week, coming up with storylines for upcoming games. And with the playoffs looming, you're slammed. The pressure is near-boiling. And so: for a mere $700,000 fee, I will gladly provide you with one (1) thread for the upcoming Rams-Lions game. 000
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 30/12/2023the twins fan in me is proud of this factoid i stumbled on a while back: in 1974 they played in, and won, the only-ever MLB game to have runs scored in 4 extra innings www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/MIN/MI... 200
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 15/12/2023Raiders scoring 63 one week after being shut out... I would have guessed this might've been the biggest-ever week-over-week scoring improvement in NFL history. But no! In 1966 Washington beat the Giants 72-41 a week after losing 14-3 to the Browns. 000
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 14/12/2023@davidjroth.bsky.social [clamoring of reporters shortly after a 78-5 loss to Sam Houston] "Coach Roth Coach Roth!!" [clamoring dies down] "Is there any truth to the rumor that you'll be moving from your position at University of Austin to crosstown rivals the New Technocrats at Cyber U?" 010
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 16/10/2023@drewmagary.bsky.social made your apple crisp exactly as specified the other day and it was terrific. (need some time to reflect on how abysmally slow i was at peeling and coring all those apples, though.) 000
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 22/09/2023the previous 12 years of ESPN's weekly NFL Power Rankings (1=best, 32=worst) for the Vikings. the 2017 season stands out of course. there's a single week at the #1 spot, in 2016. i had totally forgotten the 2011-2013 awfulness. @drewmagary.bsky.social 010
Mesquite BBQ Visine @mesquitebbqvisine.bsky.social · 19/09/2023building on essential work by @davidjroth.bsky.social. audible gasps from the string theory community as i unveil a closed-form solution to "what if everything was exactly the same, except for the levels of public interest about the search for the new james bond and the new blippi being swapped" 010
