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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 29/09/2026
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 26/09/2026
Augh shot the sheriff
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 17/09/2026
Life comes at you fast
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 10/09/2026
Fuck him up Socrates
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 29/08/2026
this mf better be pregnant if they're texting me this shit
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 29/08/2026
This seems over engineered to me?
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 11/08/2026
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 10/08/2026
They are also making variations on this post- across the same now/then time divide but with different people- go viral again and again. Almost as if there were some causal factor at work (I know it's also smoking but it's also SPF)
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 05/08/2026
Last day where I have to entertain the kids for three hours before they go back to school
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 27/07/2026
Meanwhile the little dog
Eva unit 01 upside in a body of water before the battle where shinji and asuka choreograph a synchronized attack to fight the angel that's two guys at the same time
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 24/07/2026
San Jose excellence
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 20/07/2026
Looking at the Common Sense Media info on the Odyssey and this is actually a few of my favorite things
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 14/07/2026
There were a billion of these little white quartz on the beach and I kept finding a suitably jagged chunk to reveal to my kids and say "look...I found an old man's tooth." I brought some home so I could do it to my friends' kids too. My best tooth rock is giving because I gave it to one of them.
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 25/06/2026
Im sorry but they shouldn't have named it this
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 21/06/2026
Angel wrapping itself around unit 1 in the second episode of Eva
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 27/05/2026
This is too real
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 11/05/2026
When our texts look like this I know our marriage is healthy
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 06/05/2026
Doritos took their eyes off the ball.... but the game doesn't wait for them.
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 18/04/2026
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 13/04/2026
When I tell my kids it's bedtime after a week off from school
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 30/03/2026
We play this format
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 16/03/2026
My daughter has completed her first certification as a referee. I'm so proud of her and I'm making the same face as this guy to show it.
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 15/03/2026
Search your camera roll for hell
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 11/03/2026
Beautiful creature. Reminds me of my two dogs at the same time
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 26/02/2026
bought a bag of apples where i couldnt see the varietal marked on the bag and they arent very good
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 20/02/2026
Dam something cool is happening here
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 31/01/2026
Average text from my daughter
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 24/01/2026
Excerpt from a series of texts from my wife about what our ten year old was doing.
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 15/01/2026
AI recommendation engines are so powerful now
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 01/01/2026
The noble hound
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 18/12/2025
Reddit movie discussions have the same kind of "wait why do you like this if you don't understand it at all" as Onion reply riffs but I loled at "I like the movie because it has a fantastic moon." I disagree that Pandora is one but I can agree that having a fantastic moon is important.
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 17/12/2025
as a "cool uncle" i ordered my niece and nephew some art from these shops: www.inprnt.com/gallery/anya... by @anyachalina.bsky.social and from www.inprnt.com/gallery/katt... a print by @garin.bsky.social . You should check them out!
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 15/12/2025
ill be real with you. i do not fw this
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 09/12/2025
Please be for real right now
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 26/11/2025
Don't do this to me
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 21/11/2025
Ok this lived up to the hype
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 21/11/2025
This Christmas, give her the gift of Linux.
Picture of me with mid 2014 MacBook Pro and a fresh install of Linux mint to see if I can get any more life out of this thing
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 17/11/2025
When my friend bort says he needs $120 to get DoorDash for dinner and a separate DoorDash order to get a soda from 7-11, please know that he is need. This is his alternative.
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 13/11/2025
I got this cereal really cheap and I think it's because they picked a typeface that looks like ai nonsense even though it's not
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 24/10/2025
yup thats me. youre probably wondering how i got/am "here"
still image from AI generated video game where a guy is jumping over/under/through a metal pipe while his arms move in the same way as a wacky waving inflatable tube guy's
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 16/10/2025
at one time i said the only thing AI was good for was generating porn. Despite OpenAI's pivot, I now think that was overly generous. AI is an autocomplete for computer programming - adjust your market sizing accordingly.
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 17/09/2025
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 30/08/2025
Why is no one talking about this
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 23/08/2025
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 23/08/2025
Y'all have got me fucked up talking about $14 for 4 lbs of apples
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 14/08/2025
Me: I think I'll sit here. My dogs: good idea. I invented it.
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 04/08/2025
what is your fucking problem
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 26/07/2025
Local events newsletter stays killing it
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 27/06/2025
when i take my kids on vacation and tell them that screen time is over
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 17/06/2025
thinking again about the best reply ive ever received
a post from me saying "Lord Frieza is such a piece of shit" and an account @frieza.bsky.social replying with the middle finger
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