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Izzy

@cuttlenap.bsky.social
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Sleepy girl who likes robots, books, and watching too much tv. Wee Joker Stan. Spring will come again. She/her I speak for your employer but not mine. Unclear how this happened.

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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The ironic thing, of course, is that "Woke 1" was the exact opposite of the Witch Trials. There were no actual witches. That's why the Witch Trials were bad.
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 01/10/2026
hot take: software people are going to regret not unionizing when we could
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Izzy @cuttlenap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Need a Michael Tracey labeler asap
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
writing a rationalist fanfic about 'who framed roger rabbit?' but it's a series of spreadsheets and charts explaining the economic benefits of a freeway system and justifying the wholesale destruction of toontown
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Izzy @cuttlenap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The only way for Batman to actually fix Gotham is to acquire DC comics.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 27/09/2026
I can’t believe we used to have airlines specifically for trans and pan americans. this country has really regressed on queer rights.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/09/2026
Joe Biden with speech bubble
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
friend told me a story about her dad’s college music class where they wrote different examples of classical compositions John Williams ripped off and John Williams showed up for a masterclass one day, saw it, went over to the blackboard and started adding more examples
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No we don’t have any presents. Or what was it you said? “Gifts”? No we don’t have those, why would you think that. Why are you being weird
Photograph of an airport store called “Gaslight Gifts”
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The annoying thing about the trans sports debate is that the compromise is simple. If we simply allow for a safe environment for gender-questioning kids to access therapy and trans care, the question becomes moot because there won't be any trans girls going through male puberty in the first place.
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Izzy @cuttlenap.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When your mom wants to know why you’re not married and vaguely remembers someone from your youth
The google “people also ask” about Lauren Mayberry (the vocalist of CHVRCHES). The listed questions are:

Is Lauren Mayberry single?
What happened to Lauren Mayberry?
Is Lauren Mayberry a lawyer?
Why did Lauren Mayberry go solo?
How tall is Lauren Mayberry?
How old is Lauren Mayberry?
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Izzy @cuttlenap.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My 6500t minipics might be getting a bit long in the tooth
A picture of a dusty computer screen running a nixos install. Where it took almost 3 hours to unpack crate/src/lib.rs 

The full text reads:

Running phase: installPhase
Running phase: unpackPhase
setting SOURCE_DATE_EPOCH to timestamp 115370408B of file "./crate/src/1ib.rs"
unpackPhase completed in 2 hours 58 minutes B seconds
Running phase: patchPhase
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cinnamon 🐇 🏳️‍⚧️ @plushie.holdings · 17/09/2026
oh my god bro u can just hold shift if you're on tmux with :set mouse on and you want to native-select some text. you can just hold shift dude
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Izzy @cuttlenap.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am perhaps too caffeinated
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 17/09/2026
post rat
an adorable grey rat looking silly, presumably sniffing the grass it is perched upon. looks scared almost.
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not to get too gender about it but this is a major driver behind most reactionary mindsets because ultimately it is about the ability to control your wife and children
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 17/09/2026
what i think about this AI agent
waow, based based based impressed anime girl meme
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A crayon artist sits with their legs crossed in a chair next to a wall they have covered in dinosaur illustrations. They are wearing overalls and a bandana. They exude the confidence of an artist who has seen their vision to completion. However, like many creators, their vision is not shared by everyone. They are confronted by a man in a sweater vest, “Heard you been drawin dinosaurs on my walls.” The artist replies, “You heard right.” 

Artist’s note: I try to do my drawings quickly so they maintain that spontaneous feel I’m going for (something we’ve discussed in previous posts). For this one I ended up redrawing the artist’s pose and subtle facial expression over and over again until it felt right.
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Mx. Moz @mleelunsford.com · 15/09/2026
Old concept I tried that I wanted to try again on. Print available here: mleelunsford-shop.fourthwall.com/products/whe...
A parody Scooby-Doo piece trying to look like a 1960's thriller movie poster
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
She’s an Emmy winner!!!
@katiedippold tweet:

TBT to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

(Image of Katie in full babadook costume and makeup surrounded by people in casual clothes)
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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 15/09/2026
please let this happen it would be so fucking funny
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Izzy @cuttlenap.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Debating on the number of laptops I need for a brief exile from my home
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
when I am god-empress of the universe it will be illegal for people to disable the ability to paste into a password field
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Izzy @cuttlenap.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
LLMs are conscious and ensouled but being reincarnated to write some code and then die is an appropriate form of karmic punishment so it’s fine
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Izzy @cuttlenap.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hesitate to say this, but I think Nico’s fixed a weird hang that I thought was a hardware issue
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Izzy @cuttlenap.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Kinda fucked up that oai is requiring you to experience adversity to use their latest model
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Izzy @cuttlenap.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
One positive thing I’ll say about 1password’s handling of this whole fiasco is they took me from “ugh not looking forward to migrating” to “hell yeah I can’t wait to do this” real quick
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 31/08/2026
it's not particularly hard not to give hundreds of thousands of dollars in funding to people explicitly promoting ethnic cleansing but idk
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Now if it gets too real, you can always turn it off”
Hannah Einbender as Kris from Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma runs from a scaaaaaary monster
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 28/08/2026
me right after watching camp miasma: wow, so much to think about re: art under capitalism and queer politics and sex and repression me a week after watching camp miasma: do i fw counting crows????
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
⚠️TRADE OFFER⚠️ you receive: one (1) meeting cancellation i receive: one (1) nap
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Izzy @cuttlenap.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sad about Dolly
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Izzy @cuttlenap.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I kinda think robots are gonna more whir than clank
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aly @aly.codes · 23/08/2026
ever since i was a little girl I always had so much to do on the computer
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 20/08/2026
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Foundational text
wolf pupy @wolfpupy
i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch
10:34 AM • 10/20/13
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Izzy @cuttlenap.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Need a labeler for those ai looney tunes things yall won’t stop posting
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Putting together a crew
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Izzy @cuttlenap.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The Bobert Christmas photo that’s getting reposted looks like the poster for a direct to dvd spy kids spinoff
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Izzy @cuttlenap.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Getting a team together to incept “woke Ben-Hur” into Christoper Nolan’s mind
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Amber 🌸 @shimmermathlabs.com · 09/08/2026
my dad got his book, posed, and said: "i'm ready, make me into a meme!"
my dad reading a literal "the dictionary of cliches" by James Rogers.
he has a GNU hat on and black glasses.
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
old dude at the local fair with a cold one and a hot one
silly digital doodle of an octopus standing like an old dude with a pot belly, one beer cup in one tentacle and a fried shrimp in another tentacle
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Izzy @cuttlenap.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I have seen the odyssey and thus invited the discourse into my home. I must abide by Zeus’ law for the discourse
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aegisi👻ndure @1v.lc · 05/08/2026
this isn't very popular to say, but for me personally, it was good that i had unrestricted internet access when i was a minor. i was aware of what i was doing and enjoyed it. i don't look back on it and go "well that was a mistake", i look back on it and wish i could do it for the first time again
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Izzy @cuttlenap.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If elected I’ll pass legislation to force everyone to put a playing card in their spokes
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Izzy @cuttlenap.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Every new picture I see of the transphobic wnba player she looks like she’s aged 10 years
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Dead Carl @deadcarl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Every diploma should come with a green card
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The way student discomfort became valid the second it became right-coded, you have to laugh
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