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Andrealphus, The Shade System

@cutecubus.bsky.social
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A trans & plural succubus girl in Denver and the underworld. An annihilator of man, according to Pope Francis. 🌺✨💙. ΘΔ she/her

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SUDA51 @sssuda51.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NEXT FUCKING ADVENTURE.
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alternatively, you could use WordArt

I'm not even joking!
This is literally cooler, aesthetics be like that

AI art is so rancid it caused a cultural inversion
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 24/09/2026
science is finally doing what it was always meant to do -- making catgirls real freedomofform.org/7606/septemb...
Demonstration of fur implant technology in live subjects

Figure 1: Synthetic fur implants were tested in 2 subjects. Left: Illustration of a fur implant as used in these experiments. Here, implants were placed in incisions angled at roughly 45 degrees in the skin
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Andrealphus, The Shade System @cutecubus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think every time I have to see a gambling ad injected into my daily life, they must pay me $1 directly to my bank account
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Ahh, I love everything about this article from November 1999...Real journalism, folks!
An article about how awesome Candystand dot com is, written contemporaneously
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𝕸𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖞𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖑𝖑𝖑: 𝕾𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 @mollyfied.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i just want to be permanently attached to the people that I love. like some weird growth you can't get rid of but eventually come to cherish, or a cursed suit of armor you can't take off (but look super cute in)
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blimp (Katie), hobby tourist @blimpeh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Got hired as a contractor to install pluralkit in @sunsetcritterz.bsky.social's server
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you ever read a series of words
Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 16/09/2026
“Commissioning people (and tipping 30%) to make realistic monster suits for you so you can dress like a lizard person” counts as both at once
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 16/09/2026
Money is for two things. Reducing entropy and having experiences. If you are a millionaire or a billionaire you fucked up so bad. You have to spend that shit to help people and then go see a metal show or buy some art at a gallery show or something
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Micah @rincewind.run · 15/09/2026
my dream is to one day see Sam Alito’s seat filled with the wokest rainbow-haired trans lesbian puppygirl imaginable
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@kpkboogie99

Horror movies used to be about a freaky alien that was gross or there was a fucked up kind of guy. Now they're all about the 5 stages of grief chasing you through your 500k apartment
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Toaster @cardbordtoaster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Midna redesigns (just for fun)
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💫🎃Spooky Sammie🎃💫 @sammiegscribbles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🦈💔 For @kumquats.bsky.social
Sketch of a blue tiger shark anthro. She had dark black hair with blood red streaks up in ponytail. She is kneeling in a cokcy pose with boots, shorts, and a bikini top with flames on it. She is holding a spiked bat.
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Semi Co-op @semicoop.com · 07/09/2026
New comic! Possession might be nine-tenths of the law, or possession might be theft... We only know that possession of a game doesn't guarantee you'll ever play it! 😇 📜 You can read this week's blog post at: semicoop.com/comic/purchasing-games-2026/ #boardgames
A two-panel comic titled “Purchasing Games in 2026.” In the first panel, a video game executive holds up a videogame and explains, “You’re not buying the game. You are purchasing a license to play a game… as long as we decide to keep the game alive.” In the second panel, Rachel holds a game box and says, “You’re not buying the game.” A second speech bubble continues: “You’re buying the hope that one day you’ll have the free time and a friend group to play it.” (credits to Eize Basa whose message was inspiration for this comic).
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/10/2024
Alex Fay (@AlexlsOkay) on Twitter: "The most unrealistic part of Death Note is that a goth girl like Misa had an eight foot tall monstrous god of death who was so blatantly dtf and instead of jumping on that she spent the series thirsting after a gay republican"

rubaedo on tumblr replies:

"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes"
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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✨️Mar✨️Art raffle pinned~ @wind21.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thanks for the ✨️4.5k!!✨️ Lets have a raffle!! 🎉 Winner gets a full body character design, from scratch, or a redesign, your choice! Rules - ✨️Follow me ✨️Must like & repost ✨️No giveaway accounts ✨️comment below with your character idea! (Optional) Ends October 3rd #art #raffle #giveaway #ocdesign
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 01/09/2026
having a girlfriend is basically just texting your girlfriend every couple of hours and saying "you're my girlfriend" and then going back to work or whatever
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/12/2024
GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one.
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ERod 🔨 @erodbuster.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
How to describe Timeless Toni Storm to a non-wrestling fan. #AEW
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Lux!✨️ @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
oh fuck new video limit means i can upload breaking bad type beat
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If your jokes are indistinguishable from sincerity, you are bad at posting
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
bad news oomf. they just announced a new remake of you at the latest game conference. yeah you got that unreal engine 5 sheen and everything. they changed your entire voice direction and its flat and quirky now. they updated your mechanics. theyre gonna kill you if it doesnt sell one billion copies
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Shiokaze @shiokaze1409.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Joseph Brassey @josephbrassey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think about this at least a dozen times a day.
people end up unable to see depiction as anything other than endorsement when their entire cultural diet is escapist fun and reassurance. they see something make them uncomfortable and can only assume people are watching horrible shit as vicarious pleasure and are horrified.
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I am not here to debate the accuracy of this statement, merely to say that in Crank 2: High Voltage they got Jason Statham to wear a big rubber Jason Statham mask for a kaiju parody fight scene where he's stomping around like Godzilla, it's pure movie magic
Jason Statham wearing a big rubber mask of himself
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'm not saying it doesn't HAPPEN, but "all weird indie TTRPGs are a kink thing" is reductive. There is also "designing RPGs to publish your worldbuilding bible", "designing RPGs because you invented a neat dice trick", "designing RPGs to win an argument", and "designing RPGs as an act of self harm".
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404.jot @404jot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! @ithayla.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the whole point of the relationship is hope and love as guiding lights against fascism, who are depicted as sexless and censorious. a nazi mother taunts and torments her adult daughter for having sexual fantasies. wolfenstein is an incredible game omg
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/08/2026
mothermara on tumblr: "remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app"
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./yemáko/badgames.zip @badgameszip.itch.io · 10/08/2026
sorry to the haters but the CORRECT order to play the series is A Short Hike Big Walk Marathon
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salad @thesaladmancer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
interaction at walgreen's at 9pm on a sunday
A tall man wearing a Walgreen's employee shirt says "Hey man" to a long haired, thin person placing ambiguous items at the counter. They reply "Hi. Just this stuff, please."A closeup of the items, the left of which is labelled "Nair wax strips" while the right is labelled "GIRLY PINK RAZORS for GIRLS"In the first panel, the cashier stares down at the items. In the second panel, he looks back up at the customer and asks "Do you play Valorant? You look like you'd be good at Valorant"The customer stares back at the cashier with an expression of moderate dismay.
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maya kern @mayakern.com · 09/08/2026
A message from Maya...
As an artist, person, and owner of a small clothing brand i will always be fiercely pro-human.

That means our clothes will always be designed by and for people, from our initial concepts, to our patterning and grading, to the art made by me and our collab artists that gets printed on the fabric.

That means that our clothes are made to be comfortable and practical for every day use. that means having real, functional pockets, good quality fabric and construction, and sewing that doesn’t cut corners to save money. that means making clothing that won’t fall apart after a couple washes.That means grading our sizes, both straight size and plus size, on real bodies and using data from over 2000 of our actual customers to make sure that our garments fit, to make sure we take into account how clothing looks and feels on normal human bodies, not just laid flat on a table, or on clothes hangers or on professional models. that means making clothing that can stretch to fit throughout daily weight fluctuations, it means including features like expandable hip gussets on “masculine” style shirts because style is not prescriptive of gender, sex, or body type. it means remembering that people have bellies and thighs and hips and arm fat.It means choosing fabrics that are well made and feel good, even when they cost more, because people have textural sensitivities. it means testing how our garments look and feel not just while standing or walking, but while sitting, because the body sits differently than it stands and something that is comfortable while standing may not be while sitting, and many people spend most of their lives sitting. it means remembering that bodies are are diverse and beautiful.And it means that the people who make our clothes work in safe, clean environments and are fairly compensated. it means that the materials those workers handle are safe for human exposure. it means we do our due diligence to work with factories that are certified for their ethical labor and safe working environments and materials.

Being pro-human means caring at every step of creation: for the designers and artists who come up with the ideas, for the weavers and sewists who make those ideas into real clothing, and for the customers who wear those clothes.
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Inbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
TFWiki continues to be the best fan wiki on the internet
An image of Blokees Wheels Arcee, with the following caption: "Dorley Hall's most famous graduate."
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milk @milkand.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
*mad at my tf fetishist roommate* do you think you can TF into someone capable of doing the dishes this evening
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Not Writing Games @notwritinggames.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
DAWN OF THE LAST DAY A TRANS/SAPHIC/SCIFI EXTRACTION RPG THAT LIVES IN YOUR DM’s HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD GIRL $4 TO FUCK AROUND FREE TO FIND OUT itch.io/s/195464/hav...
Green and magenta background with a woman’s face, text describes the game and that it is funding on itch for the month of July.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
After my parents were visiting set for the first time, I asked my dad what he thought. He said “I didnt realize, it’s like you’re building a house, and once an hour good looking people run in and put on a play for five minutes. Then they leave and you go back to construction.”
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 30/07/2026
Are you crept hither to see the wrestling?
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Andrealphus, The Shade System @cutecubus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I wish all 40+ crowdsurfers during the *opening acts* at this Poppy concert a very Acme anvil on their heads
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Alvaro M. Bedoya @bedoyausa.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
People think "Hollywood" is rich and famous. The reality? Film and TV is a national industry. It's a blue collar industry. And it is an industry free fall. My latest for @newrepublic.com on how the Paramount merger would crush blue collar workers who can not afford it newrepublic.com/article/2136...
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There’s a Blue-Collar Hollywood—and the Paramount Merger Will Kill It
Hollywood isn’t all glamour. It’s thousands of line workers. And a Paramount takeover of Warner will make their lives even more precarious.
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~ Macintosh Minus ~ @questfortori.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I made a blog post about my thoughts about Majora's Mask and reflecting its messages upon my real life and the state of the world. I initially just wanted to write about my thoughts about the game but it ended up being way more personal than I expected :P questfortori.bearblog.dev/i-cant-stop-...
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I Can't Stop Thinking About Majora's Mask
Majora Screenshot When I was 7 years old, I rented The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask from our local video rental store in southern Connecticut. Being a s...
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A picture of a man on a beach looking very happy

There is red text which reads "Cringe is a lie made up by big normal to stop you having fun"
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Edith! 🔞 @edith-is-dead.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i think i forgot to post this one
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Someone in DC set up a “little free blockbuster” with DVDs inside instead of books lol
A picture of a box styled like a little free library but with blockbuster movies
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M Ryder @wanderways.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I have long held that the best of kink and BDSM space have standards, tricks, and learnings that *so, so many* other hobbies and groups can and should learn from and/or adopt and adapt. Consent, safety, and clear communication to facilitate the same (plus all the fun stuff) are universal skills.
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Fivel🍒 @fivel.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The LA girlies are TFing into salmon to become immortal
Salmon DNA "new longevity treatment"
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