iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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CJ O'Mouse @healthpot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Aesop Rock lyrics in 2002: whiskers translated artillery / the first comma distant the semicolon nearer / the full stop was never a full stop whispered the gatekeeper Aesop Rock lyrics now: When I was seventeen I saw Magic Johnson driving outside he was wearing sunglasses

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salad @thesaladmancer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

new yeat release has a fucking drake feature man it's so over my goat is washed. ouppy

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salad @thesaladmancer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

typewriter monkey fired from job for plagiarism

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mothcomputer @mothcpu.net · 05/09/2026

happy 6th anniversary #ULTRAKILL

digital painting of V1 from ULTRAKILL standing in front of an in-game terminal. it has its hand up, picking something from the terminal screen. the drawing is in warm tones and high saturation.

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salad @thesaladmancer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

hey dude, me and my girl were eyeing you from across the bar and we just wanted to say that we HATE your vibe. and you look like a LOSER. and we're going to KILL you.

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salad @thesaladmancer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

ultra walk (i made this in ms paint in like 10 minutes with my mouse for the sake of a joke in a discord server)

A parody version of the ULTRAKILL: INFINITE HYPERDEATH cover art, except V1 is replaced by one of the player characters from Big Walk. It is shooting a flare-gun instead of the pistol.

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salad @thesaladmancer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

i trapped him in a room and performed experiments on him #science

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salad @thesaladmancer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

going on Shark Tank and presenting my proposal for a new ‘explosive chastity cage’ that, when the user gets hard or tries to take it off, just fucking blows her shit smoove off. Mark Cuban immediately offers full funding in exchange for 67% total revenue

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salad @thesaladmancer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

interaction at walgreen's at 9pm on a sunday

A tall man wearing a Walgreen's employee shirt says "Hey man" to a long haired, thin person placing ambiguous items at the counter. They reply "Hi. Just this stuff, please."

A closeup of the items, the left of which is labelled "Nair wax strips" while the right is labelled "GIRLY PINK RAZORS for GIRLS"

In the first panel, the cashier stares down at the items. In the second panel, he looks back up at the customer and asks "Do you play Valorant? You look like you'd be good at Valorant"

The customer stares back at the cashier with an expression of moderate dismay.

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salad @thesaladmancer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

98F outside and my car AC isn't working and i have to peel myself off of the driver's seat

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salad @thesaladmancer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

walking back to my car from the bookstore and some kid i had passed by on the way in said to their siblings “hey look it’s that guy with the weird shirt” fuck my stupid gay loser life

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salad @thesaladmancer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

i'm not finishing the background

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Nathalie F @loopyyylupe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Regarding The Matter Of Disposition, Decomposition And Deliquation #ULTRAKILL

A skull with various ULTRAKILL machines scavenging on and hatching from it. The left shows a dead V1 progressing through stages of decay in a coffin. The right shows a V1 progressing through stages of development in a fly egg. A poem reads "Saturn Dies: His Son Devours. Whale Fall: One Last Supper. Man sought infinite rest over imminent end, gripped pandora's box and shut the lid. Decorated as a dream | object permanent | buried to oblivion. Schrodinger's somnium ad infinitum in arcadian rhythm et semper idem. Requiescat in pace, requiescat in pace, Amen Amen Amen A

A N O H T O Σ . O P E N T H E L I D .

ANAEROBIC ORGANISM UNLEASHED. DISTENDED TONGUE DERMESTIDS REAP. ADAM’S APPLE RIPE, EDEN’S FETID FARM. POP GOES THE PERITONEUM, MARBLED-SKIN WELL-DONE. MOTHER DYED IN VIOLET BLUE, BLOW FLIES BLOT OUT SON. PUTRESCINE IS HER NECTAR, PURGE TITAN ARUM.
PROCEDIT PROGENIES PROKARYOTA: EATING FOR 39 TRILLION. A GLOWING PARENT, YOUR BEAUTY HERE AND FAR. CELLULAR MASSACRE. WAXING ADIPOCERE. SLOUGHAGE ALLUVION. TOTAL DISINTEGRATION NIGH YET MAN’S BLIND EYE SPIED EURYDICE MELLIFIED- -A FALSE OUROBOROS COMPRISED OF STAGNANT EIDOLA AND SPUTUM- A SWEET LIE. BUT BITTER TRUTH SPEAKS, LYE HUNGERS AND SILENT TOWERS SCREAM FOR SO MUCH GORE... SLAUGHTERHOUSE LIVE! PHAGEDENIC FEAST! GNASHING MAWS! GNAWING MASH! MAN O’ WAR!! FEED!! SEED!! BLEED!! VERITY BEATS CRIMSON IN YOUR INSATIABLE HANDS! ABANDON ILLUSION CHILDREN OF SIN, RIP OPEN TRUTH'S HEART LOOK INSIDE AND BEHOLD THE END!
THE FINAL DISPOSITION'S SINGLE DESTINATION!!:

ABSOLUTE ZERO.

A M E N . "

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salad @thesaladmancer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Cut through this razor wire And dine on your heart (mine 'til the end)

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salad @thesaladmancer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

earlier, when my hair was still wet from showering, my dad said i looked like "the girl from the ring" and like. sure i guess

A green anthropomorphic deer with long, dark brown hair. Her hair is obscuring her face, and she is wearing a dirty white gown, reminiscent of Sadako from The Ring. She is also wearing black hi-top Vans sneakers.

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cupid 💘 @cupid.day · 07/07/2026

i love deltarune nicepants

top left scene depicting pizzapants and nicecream guy at work behind the counter, pizzapants thinking, " WHY DOES HE SMELL LIKE PIZZARINA?" nicecream guy's text reads, "*mail him "Pizzarina's Shirt""

bottom left scene depicts nicecream guy confessing to pizzapants, referencing a scene from deltarune chapter 5

top right scene is a dream that bottom right image of pizzapants is having of nice cream guy, showing kissing and cuddling

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salad @thesaladmancer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

pizzapants and the bad bitch he pulled by being a weird loser #deltarune #deltarunechapter5

A colored drawing of the characters "Pizzapants" and "Blue Ears" from the video game DELTARUNE, standing next to each other.

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The New Blood Store @newbloodstore.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

This summer, we're leaving our wires exposed. We're letting them plug us into some sort of interface. We're printing diagnostic readouts you couldn't begin to understand