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CursèdZebra

@cursedzebra.bsky.social
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40+ • Non-binary ☿ • What the fuck are They talking about/is She serious? • Disabled • Neurodivergent • Artist • D&D • F1 • Pig Stacking Champion 📍 UK

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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 22h
#f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Obviously I have one of these because I love these little weirdos. Plus others from @blacksmoke1033.bsky.social, @canopyrobin.com, @thisisbiscuit.org.uk and others, I'm not sure are on here, or I can't remember, sorry!
My bag, which is covered in enamel pins, including: A monstera leaf, a crow with a rainbow coming from its beak, a furby, a furby centaur, a pocket watch, a cursed Mr blobby, a game changer loop-de-loop in non-binary colours that reads "we've been here the whole time", and various other pride and disability related pins
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No way I hold on to this #f1 #fantasygp
Fantasy GP screenshot showing the live status of my predictions, in which all 3 podium positions are correct (Antonelli, Verstappen, Russell)
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
POV. Not getting out of bed yet. #f1
Photo of my tablet showing a very wet formula one track and my bluesky timeline,

A cup of tea on a small tray, and a wrapper for a protein bar, on the purple blanket of my bed
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Picture of a different cream and white furby with a wide eyed slightly open mouthed expression, and a caption that reads "Why would I deceive you?" Imitating the Elizabeth Holmes documentary meme.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You're a little freak aren't you?
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Literally why would you invite one of Zuckerberg's scheming vizier labubus into your life when you could have one of these weirdos?
My hand holding up a white and cream furby like it owes me rent.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alas, I am blocked.
Bluesky screenshot of me replying to Ian Dunt "We fucking told you"
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why did it cut off the end?! Anyway, the score was 2.150e110 and I made it another 12 rounds. I'm going to get infinity eventually.
Game over screen from Balatro. My final highest score was 2.150e110, I reached round 52/ante 18 which were all new records for me.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#Balatro I just punched a hole in the wall! (I did not, that would be silly. I would break my hand and also my landlord would evict me. Why would you even suggest I did that?)
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A true Ally.
A post by me saying "The only leverage you have over Labour is your vote, and as long as you keep giving it to them they have no incentive to give you anything." To a Labour supporter who blocked me for it.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Always Sunny in Philadelphia title card: "The gang solves the gas crisis"
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#f1
Formula One driver George Russell describing a corner on a circuit map as "a small kink?"
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Sonic thing is in the DSM-6 I believe.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My top 5 albums when I turned 18 (I reckon) In no particular order: Kittie - Oracle My Ruin - A Prayer Under Pressure of Violent Anguish Metallica - Ride the Lightning The Donna's - Turn 21 Evanescence - Fallen
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The cover of the record 'You Wish' by Dream Nails - a horse swimming in water photographed from below A transparent, pale blue marbled record disc on my record playerA transparent, pale blue, marbled record disc lit from behind to better show the transparency
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just imagine I changed this to Hamilton, I can't be bothered #f1
Formula One team radio graphic showing Ferrari talking to Leclerc: [Circus music intensifies]
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gods, if I could have grabbed a Triboulet or a Mime or something, this should have been it. E17 is not my highest core, I've got e19 before, but this is my highest without a Triboulet #balatro
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yes, as sold by @hayleymulch.com
A photo of me in a red cap with a Ferrari logo where the black horse is replaced by the honse meme
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Onion's sickos meme, but instead it's a french man with "pervers" written on him and saying "OUI... HON HON HON..  OUI!"
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And somehow one that I don't own (yet)
5 full size Furbies and lots of baby Furbies under and on top of my TV

(The little ones are happy meal toys from 2000/2001)
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I suppose since I've given it to her now, I can post this birthday card I made for a friend. Watercolour, fineliner and a bit of posca pen.
A hand made birthday card with drawings of a furby, a tamagotchi, fuzzy worm, and a troll doll with pansexual coloured hair.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🗨️
Doctor Robotnik as drawn by Richard Elson in an early issue of Sonic The Comic
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yes! YEEESSSSS!
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
... Wot #f1
The "somehow Palatine returned" scene from the worst star wars film except I have replaced the word palpatibe with Yuki
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The first one I *owned* was probably some top of the pops album I got for a birthday or christmas present. I don't remember. The first ones I *bought myself* were Garbage and Garbage 2.0 by Garbage. Bought at the same time from Virgin Megastore, probably with some christmas vouchers.
2 CD album cases - Garbage, and Garbage 2.0 by Garbage 

The CDs are surrounded by what can only be described as too many Furbies.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm testing something
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Fuck Everything We're Doing Five Blades
Screenshot of an article from The Onion dated the 18th of February 2004, with the headline 'Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades'
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This better not be a fake out...
A screenshot from a weather app showing the forecast of rain on Thursday and Friday, including a thunderstorm on Thursday.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fucks sake
The electronic thermometer in my bedroom showing that it is currently 27.8°c at midnight.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I love when Musicals transition seamlessly from dialogue to a song. (I am not sorry for this)
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A vinyl record cover in a protective plastic sleeve. Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of War of the Worlds

A spindly legged alien machine destroying a ship with heat ray.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's the 12th of August so be sure keep an eye out for any huge masses of luminous gas coming from Mars when you are watching the meteor shower tonight.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Always Sunny? ALWAYS? No thanks!
Charlie, Mac and Dennis from It's always sunny in Philadelphia looking at a framed picture of the sun and saying "I've had enough of this dude."
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh shit! Well I know what I'm doing tomorrow then
A vinyl record cover in a protective plastic sleeve. Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of War of the Worlds

A spindly legged alien machine destroying a ship with heat ray.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"When will my wife return from the war (LARP)"
Close up photo of Guy Kelly on a roller coaster. His expression is one of a someone looking out to sea, wondering when his wife will return from the war.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
His book on the subject is very informative. If I ever meet a real life woman I am sure it will come in handy
A small paperback book called 'Garfield The Great Lover' the civer of which is is Garfield wearing a jacket and shirt combo that are white with red hearts, and adjusting his matching bow tie. He is not wearing trousers, the pervert.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Also if you follow, unfollow, and refollow me I am just going to block you.
The profile of an account called Low Quality Facts that follows 23.9k people

This account is labelled as:
"Unfollowed 500+ yesterday" and
"Unfollowed 1000+ last month.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
One of the best labellers on here is Account Activity Labeller because it lets to identify the embarrassingly shameless follow farmers instantly bsky.app/profile/stec...
An account label that reads "Unfollowed 1000+ accounts in the last month"
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Surely if I gave it thought I could come up with some more recent ones, but these were the first to come to mind Metallica's Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets, ... And Justice for All
3 CD Metallica Albums: Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppet, ...And Justice for All
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"THE QUEEEEEEEEEEN"
5 furbies of different colours being shown my phone and looking on in expressions of wide eyed and open mouthed amazement.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
BICLOPS
Image from The Simpsons. The cover of a comic book called BICLOPS - a glass wearing superhero punching an American football player and saying "That's for making me cry!"
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I have one of the comic books. I am looking forward to the film. Felicia has been streaming the series on twitch this week but I haven't been able to catch any of it unfortunately.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Looking through my collection, this is my strongest contender
CD Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster by The Bloodhound Gang
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"He received fulsome applause" accidentally accurate reporting from Sky News
fulsome
/ˈfʊls(ə)m/

adjective

1. complimentary or flattering to an excessive degree.
"the press are embarrassingly fulsome in their appreciation"
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
When did Italy change their national anthem to be Gary Numan? #f1
Photo of my TV showing Formula One and Kimi Antonelli on the podium. The subtitles read "cars. (ITALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM)"
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Where is the 4th leg? I don't know! It's not in the source image I used!
A poor quality zoomed in picture of Jimothy the raccoon running across some grass, looking like the adorable little cryptid that he is. One leg is stretched out behind him, one leg is stretched out in front of him, and one legnis holding him up. Where is the 4th leg? Who knows.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Jimothy!
A pencil drawing of Jimothy, the internet's favourite short bodied raccoon. Also pictured is the HB mechanical pencil that I drew it with.
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