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CursèdZebra

@cursedzebra.bsky.social
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40+ • Non-binary ☿ • What the fuck are They talking about/is She serious? • Disabled • Neurodivergent • Artist • D&D • F1 • Pig Stacking Champion 📍 UK

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 6h
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 4h
Profoundly sad.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 9h
Haven't you watched Taskmaster? Always look *under* the table
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 13h
2016 will never end
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Georgia Harper @mindtheflap.bsky.social · 14h
I wish more reporting on private ADHD/autism assessment providers mentioned that many NHS pathways - as in, the default local not-Right-To-Choose ones - are outsourced to those same providers. If there are quality concerns, the Government should be investing in high-quality NHS pathways.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 14h
And then show it to you
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 17h
Me, specifically - I have trauma. I do not need people posting "oh god we're all going to die!" for social media klout.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 17h
Given how many people have significant trauma from the COVID pandemic, I have very little patience for cunts deliberately fear mongering about the Russian plague case, when there's nothing to suggest it's worth worrying about.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is just how you are supposed to feed them by the way. You put your finger in their mouth and push down their tongue, which is a button! And then they beg for more. This was a design CHOICE.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck you. You know what you did with this headline.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have a pin problem. I hoard the shiny trinkets like the little goblin that I am.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Obviously I have one of these because I love these little weirdos. Plus others from @blacksmoke1033.bsky.social, @canopyrobin.com, @thisisbiscuit.org.uk and others, I'm not sure are on here, or I can't remember, sorry!
My bag, which is covered in enamel pins, including: A monstera leaf, a crow with a rainbow coming from its beak, a furby, a furby centaur, a pocket watch, a cursed Mr blobby, a game changer loop-de-loop in non-binary colours that reads "we've been here the whole time", and various other pride and disability related pins
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Internet TWO✌️
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well... somehow that bargaining paid off! Incredible scenes. #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same. He's often decent in the wet to be honest, but even then the car making it to the end is a surprise
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#FantasyGP understandably don't record the stats for the bonus question in the predictions, but I'd love to know the percentage of people who predicted Stroll would finish the race. #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ANY MEANS ALL
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jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let's have more chaos, SC lap 43 would be fun please! #F1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ahahahaha
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Crofty asking Bernie about Ferrari strategy and being met with silence incredible television #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No way I hold on to this #f1 #fantasygp
Fantasy GP screenshot showing the live status of my predictions, in which all 3 podium positions are correct (Antonelli, Verstappen, Russell)
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
EMERGENCY MID RACE UPDATE - Ferrari driver stage of grief: bargaining #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OH GOD
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
On the plus side, the Cadillac's brakes probably won't go on fire today #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
His fuel tanks are big enough to go the full race distance
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This genuinely might be true
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
... Dot dot dot #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These cars are far too 'smart' (derogatory) #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The radios are all going to be broken now #f1 bsky.app/profile/form...
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SOUP? IT'S SOUP SEASON! #F1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh god they're doing firmware updates. They're*FUCKED* fucked #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I *just* said the same thing haha
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We're in "does any mean all?" territory #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"all cars that enter the pit lane behind the safety car" what about ones that somehow came in ahead of it? #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"If you have a problem and fall to the back of the field " what if multiple people have a problem? If 5 cars have problem only one of them can be at the back, what then? #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Somehow every time it rains we find new ways in which the rules don't work and nobody knows what they are anyway #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It wasn't just the Ferrari PUs. Verstappen had a problem too, they just solved it quicker #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The AI doesn't work in the rain. #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everyone has broken throttles! #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OH GOD
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh fuck off #skyf1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yep, same!
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People argue about when was the golden age of #F1, and it's this. This was was the peak of Formula One.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
POV. Not getting out of bed yet. #f1
Photo of my tablet showing a very wet formula one track and my bluesky timeline,

A cup of tea on a small tray, and a wrapper for a protein bar, on the purple blanket of my bed
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bernie seems optimistic it will clear up soon, but I am sceptical. But I'm staying up in case they start racing little boats in the pit lane. Don't want to miss that.
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brundle interviewing 'VIPs' who are all "this is brilliant we're very excited" and all the people around them looking at the sky with faces that say "oh shit..." #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bit early for an ice cream too #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Might not have been worth getting up early for this #f1
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
MMMHHMMMM
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CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've already blocked this person for something, so I suspect their bad takes extended to more than just star trek.
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