Reposted by CursèdZebraMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 6hJust saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager 1305793963
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 9hHaven't you watched Taskmaster? Always look *under* the table 100
Reposted by CursèdZebraGeorgia Harper @mindtheflap.bsky.social · 14hI wish more reporting on private ADHD/autism assessment providers mentioned that many NHS pathways - as in, the default local not-Right-To-Choose ones - are outsourced to those same providers. If there are quality concerns, the Government should be investing in high-quality NHS pathways. 111021
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 17hMe, specifically - I have trauma. I do not need people posting "oh god we're all going to die!" for social media klout. 130
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 17hGiven how many people have significant trauma from the COVID pandemic, I have very little patience for cunts deliberately fear mongering about the Russian plague case, when there's nothing to suggest it's worth worrying about. 130
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is just how you are supposed to feed them by the way. You put your finger in their mouth and push down their tongue, which is a button! And then they beg for more. This was a design CHOICE. 021
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Fuck you. You know what you did with this headline. 000
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have a pin problem. I hoard the shiny trinkets like the little goblin that I am. 020
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Obviously I have one of these because I love these little weirdos. Plus others from @blacksmoke1033.bsky.social, @canopyrobin.com, @thisisbiscuit.org.uk and others, I'm not sure are on here, or I can't remember, sorry! 261
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Well... somehow that bargaining paid off! Incredible scenes. #f1 040
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Same. He's often decent in the wet to be honest, but even then the car making it to the end is a surprise 010
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#FantasyGP understandably don't record the stats for the bonus question in the predictions, but I'd love to know the percentage of people who predicted Stroll would finish the race. #f1 230
Reposted by CursèdZebrajonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Let's have more chaos, SC lap 43 would be fun please! #F1 9123
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Crofty asking Bernie about Ferrari strategy and being met with silence incredible television #f1 130
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026EMERGENCY MID RACE UPDATE - Ferrari driver stage of grief: bargaining #f1 160
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026On the plus side, the Cadillac's brakes probably won't go on fire today #f1 030
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026His fuel tanks are big enough to go the full race distance 040
Reposted by CursèdZebraCursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026These cars are far too 'smart' (derogatory) #f1 192
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The radios are all going to be broken now #f1 bsky.app/profile/form... 150
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh god they're doing firmware updates. They're*FUCKED* fucked #f1 2355
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"all cars that enter the pit lane behind the safety car" what about ones that somehow came in ahead of it? #f1 260
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"If you have a problem and fall to the back of the field " what if multiple people have a problem? If 5 cars have problem only one of them can be at the back, what then? #f1 130
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Somehow every time it rains we find new ways in which the rules don't work and nobody knows what they are anyway #f1 290
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It wasn't just the Ferrari PUs. Verstappen had a problem too, they just solved it quicker #f1 030
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026People argue about when was the golden age of #F1, and it's this. This was was the peak of Formula One. 1103
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Bernie seems optimistic it will clear up soon, but I am sceptical. But I'm staying up in case they start racing little boats in the pit lane. Don't want to miss that. 220
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Brundle interviewing 'VIPs' who are all "this is brilliant we're very excited" and all the people around them looking at the sky with faces that say "oh shit..." #f1 010
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Might not have been worth getting up early for this #f1 230
CursèdZebra @cursedzebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I've already blocked this person for something, so I suspect their bad takes extended to more than just star trek. 010