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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets)

@cursed.monster
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Computer necromancer/vivisectionist, spoiler of grain, electromagnetic wave wrangler. Has strong opinions, weakly held. Pronouns (he/him) in bio, always antifascist.

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Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 44m
I have nothing to add.
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 36m
Fucks sake
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Never stop poasting @persistentpoasting.bsky.social · 39m
I am just so tired boss
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 10h
It was Showgirls, but everyone forgot
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 10h
Well, that’s a relief
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 16h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 11h
Fozzimir: Mordor? Waddya Tolkien about? Geddit? Tolkien about? Aaaaaaahhhhhh. Sam The Half Eagle: I do not get it. Aragorn(human) you have my sword. Sweetums son of Tums: YOU HAVE MY AXE Gonzo: and my chickens. Fozzimir: Yeah, Kermit, you should probably give those back.
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 10h
There are many ways to be influential
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 10h
“I have a gun”
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 10h
Every once in a while when I read these takes, I think about the experiments with the socially isolated rats and the cocaine button
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
How to make a rat addicted to cocaine
Procedures have been developed which provide extremely stable patterns of cocaine self-administration in rats and these have been useful in lesion and drug pretreatment studies aimed at understanding ...
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Jacob Öberg @profjacob.bsky.social · 11h
🚨🚨 @coe.int of Europe said yesterday that the #US formally notified it that it would leave the Group of States against Corruption, or #GRECO. Only two other countries have left GRECO before — #Russia and #Belarus. The fall of the #US on the world scene is striking. apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com
US withdraws from European anti-corruption panel in latest shift away from global groups
The Trump administration has withdrawn the United States from a top European anti-corruption watchdog.
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 10h
Or literally children, which is like a persistent state of both
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11h
man, everybody knows who you are and we know that you know what's gonna happen after you publish her identity, cause you're in group chats with people who are gonna do it. the ship has sailed on your Intrepid Reporter act. you're a scumbag just like all your friends. stop being a coward and admit it
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 11h
Yeah, it’s actually kind of amusing how studiously Tolkien avoided the subject
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white2tea @white2tea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Last call for tea club
Me holding a 50g raw Puer tea cake for our club
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 19h
Not with that attitude
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as a satire on so-called late stage capitalism how could one beat investors pouring a trillion into a company offering to wipe out humankind
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 28/07/2025
GenX kids will know the pain of needing just the right kind of pencil to rewind.
A photo of a 3.5" computer cassette, in this case Install Cassette 5 for Macintosh System 7.5
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Natanael, Tech janitor @natanael.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CALLED IT
theguardian.com
Meta’s AI agent Muse gives out user’s home address without permission, sending buyer to his house
The new AI agent, Muse, was released last week and has been downloaded by 3 million users
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Romeo Kokriatski @vagrantjourno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You ever read a transcript of minor deportation hearing in the United States immigration system? The kids usually don't have lawyers. The judge is fucking asking a ten-year old if they understand immigration law. It's beyond ridiculous. It is state-directed abuse against fucking kids.
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 29/09/2026
No, I don’t know how that would work, I’m just the ideas guy
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 29/09/2026
Maybe if it could complete the triangle and somehow make RAM cheap again
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Ashley Quach @sassquachcomics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here is my book that comes out next week! Starring Sophie is a Christmas book, yes, but it's also about being brave enough to take over a show that just isn't Dazzling in the way you think it should be... and isn't that a lesson we all need, every day?
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 29/09/2026
This is 110% it. He was the original Chart Guy! They would have HATED him on this website!
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 29/09/2026
Been sayin it
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 29/09/2026
I had to explain that one, too
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 29/09/2026
I had to explain T9 texting to a coworker and it felt like I drank from the wrong grail
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Crying at how the new intern at work was born in 2005 and knows about the Blair government because "we studied it in sociology".
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Tim Ellis, TDSB Ward 2 candidate 🍁 @djdynamic.ca · 29/09/2026
If you design an app and include an intrusive notification that asks me whether I want to do something and only offers me a choice between "yes" and "later", and then just keeps prompting me, please know that everyone hates you
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 29/09/2026
Oh yeah, the Shiny Subjects Trap
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Alex Faludy @alexander-faludy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
‘Pre-election, selected #Catholic dioceses received discretionary public grants via secret government decrees alongside #Fidesz linked groups .’ —My reporting for THE TABLET. www.thetablet.co.uk/news/pope-re...
thetablet.co.uk
Pope receives Magyar as Hungarian Church gauges new government - The Tablet
Pope Leo XIV received Hungary’s Prime Minister Péter Magyar in a private audience at the Vatican, their first meeting since his election victory in April.
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 29/09/2026
Poll by teabree-shark: “Do you think Microsoft understands consent?”

- Yes (0.8%)
- Remind me in 3 days (99.2%)

Final results from 10,522 votes
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 29/09/2026
The most stupid, annoying, obvious dark pattern.
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whole Foods knows about the Four Waters that are combined in a specific order to create normal water but they won't tell you them
Bathroom sink area where one can see three pipes coming out of three adjacent places on the wall which combine left plus center and right plus center and then all three again into one and then up through a weird larger tube section and then up and then down again to combine with flow from a fourth pipe coming out of a different place in the wall and then into a white plastic shrouded pipe section(?) and then up into/under the sink. Hot water has its own separate pipe from the wall. OkClose up
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 28/09/2026
I just might not have put these two shops next to each other, if it were me doing the planning
Two adjacent shops in a strip mall, named “Aurora Steam Lab” and “Nina’s Cookie Explosion”
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Greg Shill @gregshill.com · 28/09/2026
Notably, travel times also did not increase outside the congestion zone. This mirrors what we have seen in other aggregate congestion pricing impacts. For example, it was predicted that drivers would change their routes to avoid the zone, creating new congestion; this, too, did not happen.
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white2tea @white2tea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you ever find yourself trapped in a bag and next to you is a giant sack of limes, I’m sorry, you’re gonna get ate
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white2tea @white2tea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tis the season for bamboo worms. These are found in bamboo stalks and are highly sought after here. Fry them in oil and they’re like a potato chip if you can get over the whole eating grubs thing. They’re actually pretty expensive and cost way more than pork
A woman holding a bucket full of bamboo worms to sell
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 27/09/2026
That and the constant luggage, just something off-kilter but also insufferably twee
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 27/09/2026
Coupled with the persistent manic grin, they just always put me in mind of a Wes Anderson character
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Ruth Deyermond @ruthdeyermond.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is a poor take that suggests Owen Jones doesn't know much about Russia in the 1990s, including Russia-US or wider Russia-West relations in the 1990s. By giving only one part of the story, he is repeating the Russian political elite's self-serving line that it was all the West's fault. Long 🧵
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
I don’t know how the Catholic Church can cope with the fact that “papal infallibility” is an anagram for “all-fappin’ liability”
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pervert Labubu
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 27/09/2026
Yeah
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
okay i listened to the “choosin’ texas” song rolling stone is whining about and had to turn it off halfway through the first chorus because i was running out of oxygen from cackling. weird al couldn’t write a parody this good
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[god i hate this but what am I supposed to do i had the thought now i’m stuck with it and yes it’s awful but i’m a poster and i live by a code] put the smithsonian in goatse
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edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
James Joyce space telescope
livescience.com
A giant cosmic 'fart' is making a wobbling zombie star repeatedly flash us, 'groundbreaking' observations reveal
A very strange binary star system keeps flashing Earth with X-ray flares. Scientists now understand why.
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