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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets)

@cursed.monster
2.8K followers 1.8K following 23K posts

Computer necromancer/vivisectionist, spoiler of grain, electromagnetic wave wrangler. Has strong opinions, weakly held. Pronouns (he/him) in bio, always antifascist.

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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 01/10/2026
Technically more of a Disney queen, but
C-3P0 from Star Wars
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 01/10/2026
Tweet from “Deor” (@deor):

People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins.

It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_lose.

[image of a bicycle with a propane canister strapped to the pannier rack]
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 29/09/2026
Poll by teabree-shark: “Do you think Microsoft understands consent?”

- Yes (0.8%)
- Remind me in 3 days (99.2%)

Final results from 10,522 votes
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 28/09/2026
I just might not have put these two shops next to each other, if it were me doing the planning
Two adjacent shops in a strip mall, named “Aurora Steam Lab” and “Nina’s Cookie Explosion”
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 26/09/2026
Big Patriarch Kirill energy
Patriarch Kirill of the Russian Orthodox Church, seen on the right wearing a very expensive wristwatch (circled) with his hands resting on a very polished table, and seen on the right with the watch airbrushed out (but still visible in the table reflection).
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 26/09/2026
The interviewer:
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 25/09/2026
Real power move
A 40 oz bottle of Olde English “800” malt liquor
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 25/09/2026
They’ve finally done it
Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock, saying, “It’s our new hand-held photo scanner/paper shredder.”
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 25/09/2026
I’m not even sorry my9games.com/en/s/7d74473...
My 9 games, top to bottom, left to right:

Dark Castle
Pathways Into Darkness
Marathon
Realmz
Escape Velocity
Marathon 2
Final Fantasy VI
A-10 Attack!
Dwarf Fortress
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 24/09/2026
You have my attention
A 40 oz. bottle of Olde English “800” malt liquor
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 17/09/2026
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 16/09/2026
Yes
Woodcut of a duck, captioned “where’s the fucking gin”
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 15/09/2026
Okay, well, I think I found your first mistake
Because these are rationalists, I expected to find people who could lay out a serious extinction pathway, walk through the assumptions and intermediate steps, identify choke points where negative pathways could potentially be regulated, and entertain disagreement about where their assumptions might break down.
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 15/09/2026
Twitter post by “Deor” (@Deor):

People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins.

It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_lose.

[image of a bicycle with a propane canister strapped to the pannier rack]
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 14/09/2026
I am prepared
A depiction of the proposed White House East Wing “ballroom”, labeled “90,000-square-foot Yoon Cave”, with a hastily pasted, proportionally very large red silhouette of a man lying inside labeled “Saddam Hussein”
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 14/09/2026
However
A cat at a microphone, captioned “WOULD”
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 12/09/2026
I emitted an actual LOL and then had to explain the joke to my 6yo
Bumper sticker on a white car reading, “KEEP HONKING! I’m listening to ska and you’re in the band now”
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 07/09/2026
sickos_yes.jpg, but it’s a man in a powdered wig labeled “pervers” saying “Oui… hon hon hon… OUI!”
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 06/09/2026
On second thought, maybe this is not the most dignified way to go
A t-shirt Gatling gun with a ballistic shield in the shape of a sleeve of McDonald’s fries, reading “I’m lovin’ it”
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 05/09/2026
Also the same guy who has to watch all these cameras and hit the flush button
Restroom auto-flush sensor
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 05/09/2026
Found a friend on the way out to the grill
A little frog on a plastic wood-patterned surface, doing a decent impression of the dried maple leaf that is next to it
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 05/09/2026
Navi
Link, in a straitjacket in a padded cell with “Hey! Listen” scrawled all over the walls and a light representing Navi the fairy hovering nearby.
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 04/09/2026
A cat at a microphone, captioned “WOULD”
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 02/09/2026
Well, except maybe these guys
A Leopard 2 tank
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 02/09/2026
The Borg Queen, with a speech bubble indicating the quoted post.
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 30/08/2026
I mean, it’s not THAT new
Charlie Kirk, wearing a diaper at Kent State and drinking from a sippy cup, pointing at a taped-up sign featuring a teddy bear that says “oops! I think one of you is wearing a diaper… THAT’S EMBARRASING”
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 29/08/2026
Hannibal Buress saying “Why are you booing me? I’m right!”
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 28/08/2026
Machiavelli, with a speech bubble indicating the quoted post
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 28/08/2026
*sigh* si vis pacem, para bellum
Two 24-packs of toilet paper
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 24/08/2026
Next time you think your job sucks, just imagine being the guy who has to watch all these cameras all day and push the flush buttons on time
Picture of an automatic toilet flusher with an infrared sensor and a button.
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 20/08/2026
[picture of Daniel Craig]

Digital Spy UK: James Bond writer tempted to set next 007 movie in surprise locationPost by “Graham Kirwin” (@grahamkirwin.b…): 

I’m here you fuckaas bitch

[picture of the outside of a Home Depot]
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 20/08/2026
Man tossing a grenade down a stairwell
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 18/08/2026
Remember when you’re making fun of me, this is who you’re making fun of
Sephiroth (PSX version)
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 18/08/2026
Simpsons “Worst day of your life so far” meme template, with no text
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 17/08/2026
Garfield reading a sign with his face reading “you are not immune to propaganda”, captioned “Huh. I wonder who that’s for.”
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 13/08/2026
Post a meme made by you
Rhett Butler, captioned “Frankly, my dear, idgaf”
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 13/08/2026
why_are_you_booing_me.jpg
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 12/08/2026
The closest I have ever come to viral was this goofy little throwaway on old Twitter
Twitter post from me featuring a 3D-printed toad with a missile on its back, hanging from a red ribbon, captioned “its that time of the year again, don’t forget to hang your missile toads”, with me commenting “What if we kissed beneath the missile toad”, with 2,518 likes and 680 retweets
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 08/08/2026
Glad to finally have the version without the caption
Soldier tossing a grenade with sprung handle down a stairwell, captioned “Vibe check”
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 08/08/2026
I meeeeeean there was plenty of pretty bad shit there even before Gaiman.
tweet from “#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart” (@prettycritical)

the thing that never seems to stick to amanda palmer is that the voice you hear between tracks on "who killed amanda palmer" is a recording of her boyfriend finding her body from when she faked commiting suicide

7:27 PM • Nov 21, 2019

Tweet from “#3 sisterwife but #1 i...” on Nov 22, 2019

here's the video where amanda palmer talks about how she faked her own suicide and then used the recording on her album.
youtu.be/h57XWrFNGs8?t=...
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 07/08/2026
Alexander Hamilton, with a speech bubble opening above the quoted post
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 06/08/2026
A dancing Jack-O’-Lantern, captioned “NOT LONG!”
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 05/08/2026
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
A cute little mushroom guy with a speech bubble saying “*Angry mushroom noises*”
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 04/08/2026
Finally hit his last tooth, figured I might as well circle back
Handwritten note, reading as follows:



[redacted]

(in blue cursive) According to our records, this is your last baby tooth. So far, we’ve kept most of them out of the hands of the Evil Tooth Fairy; good job, Santa sends his
sincere thanks.

Anyway, I wanted to give you this- Wait. What's that sound? Oh no. No no no, they fou~ (trails off)

(big spatter of dark red)

(in black print, all capitals) HA HA HA, THANKS FOR THE TOOTH, SUCKER!

- THE EVIL TOOTH FAIRY
(DON'T WORRY, THE REGULAR TOOTH FAIRY IS FINE, SHE’LL JUST HAVE A HEADACHE)
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 31/07/2026
I mean
PETA ad showing a folded up person as a Thanksgiving turkey with the head cut off and a bit of vegetation stuffed up its bottom, captioned “Imagine if you were the one being stuffed for Thanksgiving dinner.”
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 31/07/2026
I mean, it’s almost literally this
Gundam Reconguista in G scene: “I am a genius!” / “Oh no!”
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 31/07/2026
Dude played a large part in basically talking this market into existence and sticking a knife in the consumer market for RAM and GPUs for the past year, and now investors are realizing that maybe line not go up forever and I’m having a hard time feeling much sympathy
Aschenbrenner became prominent in technology and investing circles after publishing a series of essays in 2024 arguing that rapid advances in artificial intelligence would require an enormous expansion of computing power, advanced semiconductors, memory and energy infrastructure. Those ideas became the intellectual foundation for Situational Awareness after he left OpenAI.
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 30/07/2026
Art
Post from “sundiego2015.bsky.social”
(@sundiego2015.bsky.social):

This is from 2012. You make it sound like everyone has gone back to the area around it.
They have not. It is like Chernobyl, which cause all sorts of weird shit across Europe as well (think Hentai porn consumption in Sweden).

7:32 PM • Jul 29, 2026

Reply from “olive consumer” (@machete.gay) 42m ago:

incredible post, thank you

Separate reply from “Adam” (@admanb.bsky.social) 26m ago:

not doing a lot to dispel the notion that antinuclear advocacy is based on conspiracy-level paranoia

Subsequent reply from “sundiego2015.bsky.social” (@sundieg...)  25m ago:

No. I just point out facts and condemn Hentai. As any right-thinking person would do.
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 29/07/2026
A Bug’s Life caterpillar fleshlight
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 28/07/2026
Kim Yo Jong
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