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jackie jorp jomp

@cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social
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rug wench. cancer haver. she/her.

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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 41m
I’m at church too!
A band on stage with red lights and a banner behind them that reads hot water music
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11h
this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
TABLES ARE MY CORN!!!!!!
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ghost you? I’ll fucking haunt you
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The only thing it had right was that I watch a lot of horror and cult movies and regularly buy masks. I use Amazon mostly to buy stuff for other people so it has weird ideas about me, which, lol awesome
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I used to be like lol social media is my vice now I’m like oh god why won’t someone take my phone away but no one does!!!
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yesssssssss! Huge news! Congrats!!!!
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
A PSA style comic
Big text at the top says
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
Call 1-888-SKELETON today"

In the center, there's a concerned looking person holding a phone while skeletons that look sort of like the skeletons from the Silly Symphonies cartoon The Skeleton Dance dance in the background.
The person says to the phone
"is this 1-888-skeleton?"
"Yes, we have skeleton," comes the reply.
"I don't understand- do you get rid of the skeletons or bring more skeletons?"
"Yes," says the operator.
"What? D... D... Damnit," says the caller.

Big text at the bottom says "operators are standing by! Call now!"
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I worked with a lab that studied this and one of their lab members died because he had a rare mutation in how he processed iron (I think-something like that) and they died! It was a freak accident nothing nefarious. www.nejm.org/doi/full/10....
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Investigation of a Researcher's Death Due to Septicemic Plague | NEJM
This letter identifies the death of a researcher from infection with disseminated Yersinia pestis, which he was working with in the lab. It was subsequently determined that he had hemochromatosis, ...
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m only gonna wear these kind of dresses from now on
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 11/09/2026
There's only room for one neurotic person in a relationship and it needs to be me
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hi I’m an internet rando but this is incredible and you look killer in both pics honestly
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I clean up ok sometimes
Jen with hair and makeup done taking a fancy bathroom selfieJen and Joe fancy banquet selfie
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who’s the mutant now?
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Michael @masmus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Charlie and Frank in it’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie in his olive green army jacket and Frank in a gray polo shirt. Both stand side by side inside a room. Charlie has his hands fold in front and speaks as if he is sharing a cool, important fact, while Frank grins and gestures with his left hand up and open, as if helping the sale. A while speech bubble at the bottom points to Charlie as if he’s saying the quoted skeet.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
See now this is what social media is for
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The date on this makes me furious
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 02/10/2026
happy october
mulder saying “do you think i’m spooky”
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m so mad my dad’s not around for this
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me tomorrow
COMING UP

GOBLIN TIME

image shows a man in a dracula costume with teeth out
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The song of my people
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And it’s wild just HOW Chicago this guy is
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don’t blame me, I voted for kodos
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Muse: oh wow it looks like you got shot and robbed. here’s what happened: after giving up your home address i told that dude “what are you gonna do, shoot me?” and that’s on me
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I played Warcraft in the early aughts so unfortunately very familiar with Bawlz lol
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is how I even think of the name Beyoncé
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Tiffany Pollard Reacts to Beyoncé Question
ALT: Tiffany Pollard Reacts to Beyoncé Question
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Harg nallin is one of my favorite pieces of media ever created
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[jerking thumb towards Dracula] and then there’s THIS fucking guy
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mine used to do this too
A blurry picture of a fat tabby cat paused mid toe lick with a goofy expression on his face
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I too am large size. I hope this dude finds a home soon!!!!
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I should also mention by “we’re good” I mean we “only” laid 3 people off this year and didn’t shutter completely lol.
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I laugh, but it’s honestly awful. Like there is just no money for anything especially social services or typical nonprofit focused work. Truly awful for no real reason other than a bunch of assholes think they know better.
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I work for a research nonprofit-we’re good through June 2027 but that’s when we have 50 awards ending and no new funding coming in. Shits gonna be WILD lol.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/silly-mood-89564928
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m still awake from yesterday lol (hello from the west coast)
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Go Masuke!!!! Good job buddy!!!!
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just incredible
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That’s so wild!!! Yeah I usually get the 87 (my car supposedly is supposed to run on 87) but I accidentally got 92 recently because they switched the buttons and I’m stupid, but man my car drove like a dream haha!
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Seattle suburbs on Friday lol
Picture of a gas pump focusing on the buttons. The cost for diesel is 7.09/gallon which is just bonkers.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I was gonna say pen to the jugular (mine or the writer’s, doesn’t matter)
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have a deep respect for nathan fielders whole deal, this this??? Idk man.
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They brought the train conductor game!!!!!!
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Rest assured, he’ll learn nothing from this
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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jackie jorp jomp @cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September.
A screenshot of an xfiles episode with agent mulder on the top panel saying “you know what fuck aliens” and the bottom panel is him saying “imma still look for them tho. Imma still look” I could tell you what season and episode this is in case you thought I was cool.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What a wonderful thread.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
sorry if I seem weird and intense now, it’s because I’m now weird and intense
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