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Cumu the Rhino Man. I yam what I yam

@cumu.bsky.social
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Bi rhino, mid-30s, single. Still alive through dumb luck, seatbelts, and spite He/him/they/them

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joam 🔜 FBL 🇫🇷 @badgyote.bsky.social · 5h
On the fourth day of #Brocktober I wanna mention MUSHROOM MUSHROOM. Somewhat anticlimactically, mushrooms aren't actually important to a badger's diet, however they have been recorded to eat morels, agaricus, puffballs and toadstools such as boletus and lactarius... www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyi...
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Badgers : animated music video : MrWeebl
YouTube video by Weebl's Stuff
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 11h
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Happy October 3rd to those who celebrate
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Ritz Bitz @ritzbitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kinda bonkers how some people believe that the genitals you were born with should dictate what shapes and textures of fucking cloth you're allowed to drape over your meat prison
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No Taco - Gator Days
No Taco - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
August - Alligator dad
 
Gustopher - Alligator son
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - Neighborhood streets on a autumn day.
 
August and Gustopher are taking a walk when August notices how much the trees have changed color. It reminds him that Halloween is coming.
 
August: Halloween is coming. We should find your taco costume.
 
Gustopher: I don't want to be a taco.
 
Panel 2
 
August gives Gustopher a surprised look.
 
August: You don't like tacos anymore?
 
Gustopher: I LOVE TACOS! But I love other things too.
 
Panel 3
 
Gustopher closes his eyes and puts his hands to his side as he explains his reasoning.
 
Gustopher: It's time to express myself in a brand new way.
 
Panel 4
 
August inquires what Gustopher wants to be.
 
August: So what do you want to be?
 
Gustopher: A GIANT CINNAMON ROLL!
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Denver Zoo Conservation Alliance @denverzoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Winnie has a mini! 🧡 We’re thrilled to share that southern tamandua Winnie recently welcomed a healthy pup to the world! Mom and baby are doing well and this little one is growing alongside Winnie behind the scenes.
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MutaSheep but 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 @mutariesco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not only is this 100% true, this fun fact helps even outside of the pasture.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 29/09/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
god wants you to back my kickstarter 💦 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character theonion.com/you-can-be-anything-yo…
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character
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SuitedWolf @suitedwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 25/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Gildedtongue @gildedtongue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
https://c.im/@msbellows/117327725373472404

M.S. Bellows, Jr.
@msbellows@c.im

I'm so old, I remember when software that spread into the wild and infiltrated other people's computers and did harmful things to them that the users didn't ask it to was called "malware" instead of "AI" and the perpetrators were prosecuted instead of given billions in venture capital and government contracts.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Professor Scritch @professorscritch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Posting to terrify Tommy Tuberville.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Happy Bi Visibility Day to all my fellow non-monosexuals! I hope everyone who say they specifically won’t date a bisexual person stubs their toe daily forever
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次郎 @batten12.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Holly Bear ʕ e ᴥ eʔ 📄📚 @bearhybrid.art · 22/09/2026
Fat Bear week begins! post-it doodle 🐻🐟🍣
A fat bear pokes their tongue out at the viewer. Doodled on a post-it note
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 23/09/2026
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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FrontRangeWildflowers @frwildflowers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
cbsnews.com
Largest wildlife overpass in North America located in Colorado with 91% reduction in collisions: "Big success"
A wildlife mitigation system made up of North America's largest wildlife overpass, five wildlife underpasses, and fencing to guide animals to the crossings has led to a 91% decrease in wildlife collis...
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
guest comic for @mrlovenstein.bsky.social new book
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Ryan McGinnis @ryan-steele-mcg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fall colors in the Alpine Lakes Wilderness, Washington. Wishing you a happy Equinox.
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Garrett from Thief
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 20/09/2026
NYCC booth 3560!!! the C&H crew is coming out. we'll be drawing weird sketches for you all weekend
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Cbird @cbird1588.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Marc Knelsen @marcknelsen.art · 20/09/2026
wolf link returns
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/09/2026
Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold
Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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𓆩MissDandy𓆪 👽 @missandydandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵, 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘯. 🩷💛📞
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Moot @moot.cloud · 19/09/2026
Air traffic control on a con weekend ✈️
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 19/09/2026
come see me at NEW YORK COMIC CON October 8-11 with the C&H crew! we're doing 2 panels and custom sketches all weekend
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Katie looks at a pic on Grindr featuring a muscular man labelled "hungdaddy." She asks "why do all these dudes on Grindr just post their torsos. She types in the app and says "whatever, I'm too horny to think striaght. I'll take a chance on one of 'em." She receives a knock on the door. She opens it and standing in front of her is a armless, legless, headless torso.
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Cumu the Rhino Man. I yam what I yam @cumu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
10/10 Headline
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Transgender World @transgenderreport.com · 18/09/2026
Archer & pole dance influencer goes viral for explaining how transphobia hurts everyone www.lgbtqnation.com/... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
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Archer & pole dance influencer goes viral for explaining how transphobia hurts everyone
"I don't give a gnat's fart whether you think that I or my wife are transgender because it doesn't matter," he says.
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Sarah McKenzie | Comms Available @sarahdraws8.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sleipnir, the steed of Odin #Art #DigitalArt #CreatureDesign #FantasyArt #NorseMythology
Creature Concept: Sleipnir

Digital illustration of a monstrous grey horse creature, which is Odin's steed in Norse Mythology. It is standing on a grey plane with a black sky behind it. Its mane and tail are made of northern lights. Tusk-like fangs stick out of its mouth, and it has 8 limbs; 3 sets of legs and 1 set of humanoid arms that hold swords.

It wears a silver helmet with a set of curled gold horns on them. On each horn perches one of Odin's two ravens, Huginn and Muninn. It wears a leather bridle on its face beneath the helmet, and a set of reins hangs from its mouth to the saddle on its back, the leather of which is engraved with nordic runes and Celtic knots. On its back flank, the horse creature bears a circular wooden viking shield. Beneath the saddle and the shield, there is a deep red blanket hung over the creature's body. Along its side, a wolf's pelt also hangs out from under the saddle.

Leather straps around its belly suspend a golden figurine of jormungandr, a large draconic serpent, and a gold plate on Sleipnir's left shoulder sports an image of Fenrir, a giant wolf, wrapped in chains.

Art by @sarahdraws8.bsky.social



[ digital art, artwork, norse mythology, viking, vikings, creature design, creature art, concept art, fantasy art, fantasy creatures ]
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Denver Zoo Conservation Alliance @denverzoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
These two southern white rhinos will be the first of their species to call DZCA home in our entire 130-year history and significant upgrades will be needed to ensure this habitat meets all their needs. Learn more: support.denverzoo.org/welcome-south…
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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Pokémon [Twitter/X Mirror] @pokemonx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There, there...
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Litterbox Comics @litterboxcomics.com · 15/09/2026
NEW COMIC: Relic
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Bolt thunder @boltthunder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Y'all in nyc please be careful. Fishtank is trying to bait y'all.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/09/2026
jamesoharaaf on Threads:
"If your poster is AI, I assume your writing is AI.

If your cover art is AI, I assume your music is AI.

If your book cover is AI, I assume your book is AI.

I have no interest in consuming art you had no interest in creating."
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Denver Zoo Conservation Alliance @denverzoo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Animal Care Specialists Becca F. and Hannah M. recently snapped these very similar and silly photos of African lion Olive and her grandmother, Kamara. Clearly, the hanging out upside-down gene runs deep between these two! 🙃🧡😍
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Julia M. Rohrer @dingdingpeng.the100.ci · 11/09/2026
Phew, what a relief.
Headline from cosmopolitan.com:
No, it’s not just you — animated foxes actually *are* hot as hell
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Great Witch of Cedarhold - Gator Days
The Great Witch of Cedarhold - Gator Days

Characters

Polly - Opossum - Olivia's older teenage sister.

Gustopher - Alligator - Olivia's friend.

Olivia - Opossum - Polly's little sister.

Ms. Mercow - Manatee - An older neighbor

Panel 1

Polly is standing by a fence and is telling Gustopher and Olivia a story. The top of a head can barely be seen behind the fence.

Polly: CAREFUL! The Great Witch of Cedarhold lives here!

Panel 2

Polly makes a frightening face.

Polly: A kid broke her shed window so she turned him into a worm. Then she turned his parents into birds. And then-

Panel 3

Before Polly can finish, the person behind the fence has made herself known. She looks over the top of the fence.

Ms. Mercow: Oh my...

Gustopher: THE WITCH!

Olivia: RUN!

Panel 4

Polly suddenly feels embarrassed about making up such a scary story and apologizes.

Polly: I'm sorry, Ms. Mercow.

Ms. Mercow: I always wanted to be a witch. Tell them I'll take their bones if they hurt my hydrangeas.
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