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Gildedtongue

@gildedtongue.bsky.social
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Unpublished novelist. Streamer. No one of consequence. Four decades of doing this shit. they/them

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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 23h
If english speakers can understand "Don't buy Rurouni Kenshin, the author is a pedophile" I think non english speakers can easily understand "Don't but Harry Potter, the author is a TERF"
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"JK Rowling is using her money and fame to fund anti-trans groups so we should stop celebrating Harry Potter" is not a concept so complicated that non english speakers can't grasp it. If you tell them that and they still insist on putting their Malfoid shit up, then they've made their choice.
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is true that most people outside the english-speaking world don't know about JK Rowling's transphobia and we shouldn't assume that when they draw HP fanart it means they're agreeing with her views. But we shouldn't assume that they're incapable of understanding the situation either.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20h
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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Charlie Berens @charlieberens.bsky.social · 15h
Wait til she sees my Walkman. . The Lost and Found Tour - dates and tickets at charlieberens.com/tour . #comedy #throwback #cds
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 18h
Religious liberty will always be framed as religious people’s right to freely oppress and exclude others
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ZeTrystan @zetrystan.bsky.social · 15h
Don't you dare hehe.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19h
The richest man owns X. The second richest man owns The Washington Post. The third and fifth richest men control Google. The sixth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And the eighth richest man now owns both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?
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Paramount takes over Warner Bros in $110bn Hollywood merger
The merger of two of Hollywood's biggest movie studios comes after months of legal disputes and concern over competition
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 15h
four moderators for a franchise like Sonic is insane
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Bruce Badger @brucebadger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's that time or year again! Yes, October 6th is National Badger Day, and it's time to celebrate all things badger. Making it into this years piece are my Honey Badger, American Badger, European Badger, Japanese Badger and Hog Badger. Happy #NationalBadgerDay to all who celebrate it. #Brocktober
Cole the Honey Badger, Bruce American Badger, Jake the European Badger, Shogi the Japanese Badger and Basil the Hog Badger.
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 17h
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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DOG of BLUD @dogblud.myatproto.social · 21h
A wolf thing with glasses on sat atop a giant grimy hairball labeled

My Late Diagnosis Trauma

and now also just the day to day of whatever the hell else is going on lately

i have made the ball grimier to better reflect this'
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Burez @burez.taur.social · 05/10/2026
Taursits are our biggest weapon against the bipeds
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Gildedtongue @gildedtongue.bsky.social · 21h
Every. Fucking. Time.
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Joaquín Baldwin @joabaldwin.com · 06/10/2026
🦅 COVER REVEAL TIME! 🐦‍⬛ Another killer illustration by @caraid.bsky.social. What do you all think? Wings of the Wayfarers will release NOVEMBER 4! #NossSaga #BookSky 🌈📚
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Gildedtongue @gildedtongue.bsky.social · 22h
"What if a democrat said this about a red state?" Dude, if fuckin' W said this in 2002 while every news media organization had their tongues shoved in his ass, I think they'd probably have given pause.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, the New York Times
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Gildedtongue @gildedtongue.bsky.social · 23h
It's impressive that all the good will Wheaton (haaa) managed to garner after talking about his mental problems after working TNG has been progressively pissed away. Like, sure, there was the anti-furry thing (which is usually just publicly acceptable homophobia) but he keeps opening his mouth
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dio @dioshaped.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
two panel comic
1st panel: finger pointing at a drawing of a sexy mouse
"this is not appropriate for our audience."
2nd panel: finger tapping erratically at a drawing of a sexy mouse BUT with a Copyright RODENT LLC and a $80.99 sticker 
"THIS is approproiate for our audience (got it, idiot?)"
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
rip 😔
2 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy dressed in a black suit giving a eulogy at a funeral. We see the coffin and flowers behind him.

Purple Guy: Sometimes when a person dies, others will say “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all”

Panel 2: Purple Guy: But that’s bullshit and this guy was a fucking cunt
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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The Fool, The Hermit, & The Chariot @garrwolfdog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I really feel this is something people need to get their head around in 2026
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 06/10/2026
Some of us remember when "basket of deplorables" was the worst thing ever said by any politician ever and that it was a stoning offense. This? Crickets.
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Gildedtongue @gildedtongue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean, people might make fun, but having tactile buttons and knobs keeps your eyes on the road better than some smooth tablet pc bolted to your dashboard.
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Gildedtongue @gildedtongue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
TobyFox: I'm just a little indie dork. Japanese game industry: we are taking you. Do not resist.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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M SiFEAR @msipher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It ain't helping when you got scumfucks like Gavin Newsom who look at bills that people voted for and just decide "nah don't wanna" and veto them.
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe this is better
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Gildedtongue @gildedtongue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
... sorry, folk. I'm only mortal (and with debt)
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Gildedtongue @gildedtongue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Turns out that isn't cake, the potted plant above it is.
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Excellent reply😂👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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Gildedtongue @gildedtongue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not "Allegations." He's a /convicted/ pedophile. Do better.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These boys should lose their fucking futures, the same way they would if they were caught planning to murder someone, which they may have been MAKE BOYS AFRAID OF BEING RAPISTS amp.idahostatesman.com/news/local/c...
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Boise police investigate alleged violent group chat at Timberline High
The Boise School District and Boise police are investigating a group chat in which students allegedly expressed a desire to take violent actions toward a female student.
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Hansi Lo Wang (he/him) @hansilowang.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TODAY (Monday, Oct. 5) is the deadline for registering to vote for the midterms in: AMERICAN SAMOA ARIZONA ARKANSAS FLORIDA GEORGIA INDIANA KENTUCKY LOUISIANA — in-person, mail (10/13 online) MISSISSIPPI MONTANA — mail (11/3 in-person) OHIO SOUTH CAROLINA — mail TENNESSEE TEXAS npr.org/vote
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How to register to vote and check your registration status
For the 2026 elections, NPR has collected deadlines and information on how to register to vote — online, in person or by mail — in every U.S. state and territory.
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Kate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've been wondering what's actually up here for a while + you're not going to believe this but the answer is, once again, private equity. www.avclub.com/shout-factor...
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Shout! Factory put old "lost" TV directly into fans' hands—until one day it didn't
Shout! Factory put old "lost" TV directly into fans' hands—until one day it didn't
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Burez @burez.taur.social · 05/10/2026
ITS OCTAURBER Time to TaurPost FREQUENTLY ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 "what do you mean no dogs on the couch?, i see no dog here. just lil old me." "...you can still sit with me~"
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Tegan Deer 🦌 @tegandeer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Advertisers telling FA that plus sized characters are too sexual, then telling CSP to remove kissing references because it's too sexual, is a great example as to why advertisers are bad, and trying to sanitize the fandom is a waste of time. Advertisers, paypros and puritans belong in the bin.
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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Gildedtongue @gildedtongue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remember when the initial bribe was every citizen getting $5,000? And now it's just 65+ people getting less than a hundred. Bread and Circuses only last as long as the king can pay the pipers.
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Gildedtongue @gildedtongue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
MegaCorporations are going to destroy the world by messing with AI??? Gee, how totally unrealistic... <.< System Shock www.twitch.tv/gildedtongue
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does anyone else think that the genderbent Draco Malfoy trend is just a TERFY counter to the organic Petra Parker trend?
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 04/10/2026
Bring back Heinlein from the dead to explain to him that the president is using an AI to decide if we should go to war, there's a rocket-building billionaire in control of the AI, and watching his head explode when I tell him the name of the AI.
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.oglaf.com/damselfly/
Comic strip!

panel 1
a prince climbs through a window. A princess watches him enter.
Prince- Sure I could rescue you

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Prince- but withing three months, ninety percent of rescued princesses are back inside a tower

Panel 3
Prince is really narrating this one now
Prince- at 'staircase down' we believe real change comes from accepting you're part of the problem

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Prince- and that's the most difficult part of the journey

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Princess- apart from the fire breath
Prince- The what?

Panel 6
Princess breathes fire, incinerating prince

Panel 7
Princess stands over smouldering prince skeleton

Panel 8
ghost of prince hovers over the smoking bones
Prince- I have to accept, on some level, that I needed that to happen
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Gildedtongue @gildedtongue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Better get the brushes.
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Lotic @lotic-otter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It wouldn't be a proper Otter Game without a fishing minigame! So grab your fishing pole, and-- Or... do that.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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joam 🔜 FBL 🇫🇷 @badgyote.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
On the fourth day of #Brocktober I wanna mention MUSHROOM MUSHROOM. Somewhat anticlimactically, mushrooms aren't actually important to a badger's diet, however they have been recorded to eat morels, agaricus, puffballs and toadstools such as boletus and lactarius... www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyi...
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Badgers : animated music video : MrWeebl
YouTube video by Weebl's Stuff
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օttr @fangfluff.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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