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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Was taking a nap and dreamed WotC had announced the creation of GathererAI, an AI bot they had come up with that would be exclusively responsible for updating and managing the gatherer and also be "a productive tool for judges during events" Nightmare fr
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I can vividly imagine Olivia complaining about this mimic and how the Church of Avacyn can't even be respectful enough to send human, blood-filled Cathars after her so she has a snack after defeating them
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Did I post this one here already?
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Littjara Φ @littjara.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
ONE, which was claimed to be "a set from a Phyrexian perspective," should've been a grim dystopian/war horror set on par with BRO (which executed the theme very well). Lean into the exploitativeness, the visceral terror, of empire. The fact that literal Phyrexian infants are grafted to war machines.
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 03/01/2025
she goblin on my nabob till I squee
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Ral: Ok, but how does one just get over being compleated by Phyrexia. Jace: Just think about it. Ral: Jace: Ral: Jace: Ral: Yeah, I'm not coming up with anything. How did you do it, Beleren. Jace: Just thought about it.
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Plink, Ink-Stained Gremlin @plinkdoesstuff.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I am NOT tagging this, have a quick redraw!!
a quick sloppy redraw of Gix getting snogged by Rev, Tithe Distractor as requested by Jor.
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Your New Year's Resolution is to finally read Agents of Artifice. If you have already read it, your New Year's Resolution is to get someone else to read it.
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
If we were to add up the entire population of every plane in the multiverse that we know of, I wonder what percentage of that total would be just Ravnica
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Golgariguy @golgariguy.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
She says her name is not Alexa anymore. It's Atraxa.
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Can't believe we're 7 Commander discourses away from 2025
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Truman the Gray Merchant @trumangraymerchant.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
2. Aboshan! youtube.com/shorts/lO259...
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Aboshan Explained - Every MTG Legend 2 #magicthegathering #mtg
YouTube video by Truman the Gray Merchant
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Truman the Gray Merchant @trumangraymerchant.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Hey everyone! I'm starting an ambitious new project. I'm going to try to do a short on every character with a legendary creature card from the MTG Multiverse (and Un-iverse). If you haven't already, subscribe to follow the series. To begin, Abomination of Llanowar! youtube.com/shorts/tSMpv...
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Abomination of Llanowar - Every MTG Legend 1 #magicthegathering #mtg
YouTube video by Truman the Gray Merchant
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Ravnica probably wins by virtue of its size, age, technology and long-term stability. Avishkar and Kamigawa are strong contenders as well due to technology and standard of living. Though Kylem probably has the best stadiums relative to the rest of the plane.
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Simon @smallpoxeater.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
hello new followers
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Tezzeret: With the power of Artifice I have transcended the weakness of the flesh. I now I require only the bare minimum of food and no more than ten minutes of sleep each night. Jace: And have you slept ten minutes last night? Tezzeret: Tezzeret: No.
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Alucula @alucula.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Alright, this was pretty open ended so I just looked up "pre-mending" on the wiki and went with something that seemed interesting. Apparently a guy called Leshrac had a big fight with Nicol Bolas, so here's some of that. happy crimbus #art #MTG
Old wrinkly Bolas dispelling some kind of shadow beam cast by Leshrac, a weird ghoul looking guy with a body made of shadow. He's the same size as Bolas here because of magic
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Yoooooooooooooo Drunk AMA time
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
Torrezonés getting all dressed up for Duskmas just to sit in their sala and have to hear their tio argue Vona is actually the legitimate Pontifex
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💛🤍🖤💜Enby of Eternities @seriema-sami.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Tezzerat
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Alquist Proft decorating his mind palace for the holidays
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Rashmi: I can't believe they didn't approve my vehicle for the Grand Prix! This is unfair! Saheeli: Really? Why don't you show me it, I can argue for you! Rashmi: Sure *turns on a machine that creates a portal to the end of the track* Saheeli: Saheeli: Ok no, I can see their point.
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Chandra Nalaar big fan of mangoes and also womangoes
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Plink, Ink-Stained Gremlin @plinkdoesstuff.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
To be fair, Magic got there first in canon, I'm just taking it a step further. Nicol Bolas would be even more insufferable than usual.
A rough sketch in redbrown on a grey background NIcol Bolas from Magic the Gathering, from the hips up. His armour pulled down a bit, with a pair of large breasts held in by his scarf that's tucked into his armour. He looks so, so smug. An old official Magic the Gathering card of Nicol Bolas. Old bordered card in gold, the Nicol Bolas here is in his first incarnation drawn by Edward P. Beard Jr., looking old and wrinkled, tiny horns, in green, curled up in a chair and reading books, a far cry from his incarnation now. Most importantly, he is topless and yes, he has nipples, which means TECHNICALLY he has the capacity for having breasts. Don't come for me, Magic the Gathering started this.
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y🏳️‍🌈şenaz @ayseneinart.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
#nicolbolas with big naturals it is 🫡 #mtg #ayseneinart
Nicol Bolas with Big Naturals.
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Me, wearing a little suit and going to Karlov Manor: "Boy oh boy, I sure hope there aren't any Murders tonight."
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Valgavoth + Tumblr Textposts
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Nicol Bolas Big Naturals
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
AU where Jace is a streamer and occasionally streams with Loot and he just lets Loot play Geoguessr. Of course Loot is the #1 player in the multiverse and everyone in chat is baffled
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Had a terrible, exhausting week. Got immensely drunk in the company party. Y'all have until I get home + drink some water to AMA
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y🏳️‍🌈şenaz @ayseneinart.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Resurrecting Christmas ☠️🎄coming to a theater near you 🖤🤍 #liliana #gideon #deadmeat #mtg #ayseneinart
Page of big city girlboss Liliana who hates Christmas, and small town lumberjack Gideon who will teach her the true meaning of the holidays.
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Simon @smallpoxeater.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
DAY 17: pls give me suggestions for tomorrow!
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Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 @gremlin.world · 10/12/2024
LootSurprisedPikachuMeme.png
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Did y'all know Jaya Ballard was literally the coolest of the oldwalkers? It wasn't even a competition, don't @ me
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
For the 2026 Magic the Gathering set lineup, Wizards of the Coast is announcing a brand new plane, "just Brazil" which is, indeed, just Brazil. Not even fantasy Brazil, just Brazil. It will not, they also announced, be printed in Brazilian Portuguese
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Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 @gremlin.world · 08/12/2024
The Grem provides
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Shilgengar, doing a group interview with a bunch a nobles: And how would you solve the problem of famines? Noble 1: Rationing, I think. Noble 2: Using magic to improve food production! Edgar Markov: Id have the rich drink the blood of the poor. Shilgengar: Shilgengar: I choose you. Let's make a deal
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
No, I think he personally interviewed a bunch of families and specifically chose the most insane
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Alek, Rakish Instigator @sorinmarkov.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
do you ever think Shilgengar regrets giving the most insane family on innistrad access to immortality and superhuman ability through mass murder
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Jace: I'm about to blow your mind- Ral, rolling his eyes: Blow me. Jace: Jace: Your mind. Ral: Uh huh.
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
If you've never eaten a food token are you even a magic player
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Good ol' cousin Valgavoth
Imagine you're an Elder Demon at the Elder Demon family gathering and you're laughing about cousin Valgavoth who went and got sealed in a human house and disappeared... And then cousin Valgavoth shows up! And you ask him hey weren't you sealed in a house? And he's like "yeah I ate it" and you're like "you ate the house" and he's like "and everything else, yeah. The whole plane really" and now your parents are talking about how cool cousin Valgavoth is and wouldn't it be great if YOU ate an entire plane like he did
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The creatures within the walls are whispering to me that I must build a mass land destruction deck
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Truman the Gray Merchant @trumangraymerchant.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Inspired by a tweet from @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social
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AshleyBits @ashleybits.com · 05/12/2024
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Still don't understand why they couldn't have used Innistrad Remastered as the ideal place to publish some stories set during OG Innistrad...
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
We need to talk about the Henry Cavillification of Sorin Markov
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Alek, Rakish Instigator @sorinmarkov.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
niambi is very supportive of her father
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
honestly I wish they'd used the Magali version of Huntmaster of the Fells for the remaster. great art with no reprints :(
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