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Slowdell Haggins

@csteph90.bsky.social
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Survivor of the Snub. Go Noles 🍢| Hala Madrid ⚪️| Fire the Cannons 🏴‍☠️ | 🇵🇦🇺🇸 | Take care of your chickens 🐓 Take care of your mentals 🧠

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Slowdell Haggins @csteph90.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Go Noles you sons of bitches
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Slowdell Haggins @csteph90.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Somebody poked Tony White’s defense with a stick and it actually stirred awake
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Even in his own made up flattery fantasies, the woman has to be completely intoxicated to find him appealing.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 01/10/2026
Squidward asleep next to “Donald Trump using taxpayer money for campaign ads ahead of midterm elections”

Squidward waking up and freaking out next to “A late night host being mean to Donald Trump”
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Slowdell Haggins @csteph90.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I may be an FSU football fan living in hell but that doesn’t mean I can’t point out how obvious it was that Colorado and North Carolina were trading lasting national embarrassment and headaches for five minutes of fame.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you’ve decided to start calling something by a new name because Donald Trump decided he wants everyone to call it something different, then you are in a cult of pathetic morons.
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John Lieske @johnlieske.social · 29/09/2026
Tesla Torso: a full-sized adult body that gremlins like Elon can drive around.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?
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Slowdell Haggins @csteph90.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Davonne Rogers Pretends To Be Shocked
ALT: Davonne Rogers Pretends To Be Shocked
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Slowdell Haggins @csteph90.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If all four of your football teams (college, NFL, European soccer, and fantasy) didn’t get trounced this weekend, don’t talk to me.
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Slowdell Haggins @csteph90.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tony White never actually left that Zoom call with UCLA boosters he accidentally clicked on that one time
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Slowdell Haggins @csteph90.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh shit they’re about to play this game under the football conditions of 1954
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Slowdell Haggins @csteph90.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Stadium ops trying to pull the plug on Mike Norvell before SMU gets the chance
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If the media is going to insist that politicians denounce their supporters who make extremist statements, I have a suggestion for someone a bit more important than a Twitch streamer.
campaign-trails.ghost.io
Denouncing Extremists
One of the media's favorite activities is demanding that Democratic politicians denounce individuals on their side who have made extreme statements. This is a pattern that stretches back to the 1992 ...
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Billy MacDee @bmcdev.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Garfield looking at a picture of Garfield with a red circle and a line through it with the text "Huh. I wonder who that's for."
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
any time you can chase off one of your starters by recruiting a player from the country that threw the greatest player you ever coached in prison, you simply have to do it
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Slowdell Haggins @csteph90.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lubing up the football joints. Seminole Uprising is blasting throughout the house.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20/08/2026
sometimes out of morbid curiosity I wonder how long they could keep this blame game up if they got their thousand year reich 2126: “as you know, a hundred years ago, the biden administration…”
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
no, no youve got it all wrong, its nothing weird like sex shes just worshipping him and sees herself as his ethereal caretaker and celestial concubine but theres no sex or anything crazy like that
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Again, I would just like to thank Republicans, MAGA influencers, right-wing media and podcasters for blowing up the Natalie Harp situation a hundred times bigger than it ever would have been without your coordinated fake hissy.
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Slowdell Haggins @csteph90.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
No worries, Natalie’s just having a bit of a struggle mounting grandpa’s fecal catheter device on his rump.
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LL Cool Ade @arrogantade.blacksky.app · 19/08/2026
He was dead within the first minute. She just kept kicking the lifeless body.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A problem they have is there's a real dearth of stories for the right-wing influencer class to talk about right now that unify their audiences because Trump's presidency has been a total disaster. This is also what feeds the WNBA obsession, etc. What are they going to talk about, the Iran war?
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Josh @joshmallow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Nothing he’s saying here should illicit the reaction we’ve see from so many in the admin tonight. He scored a direct hit on something.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the fact that john ossoff can kick off a two-day media cycle by saying that the president is uninterested in doing his job and is sleeping through meetings and traveling around with a young blonde, suggests that not enough of these guys are speaking plainly and effectively about these assholes
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads:

"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' without the fear of getting cancelled... it's a new dawn."
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Slowdell Haggins @csteph90.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hegseth on Monday after he’s had the weekend to touch up his face and talking points for the cameras: “The poop cruises will continue until morale improves.”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Something there hasn't been nearly enough of is promises of specific consequences like this, as a way of deterring present corrupt behavior. Let's at least make them consider the possibility that we might have a real government again someday
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Put a sociopath in the White House and he’ll not think twice about using his own staff and other humans as decoys/potential collateral damage when he learns that HIS safety could be at risk if he flies on the ill-equipped Qatari bribe/lux AIr Force One. Not surprising, but utterly disgusting.
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Slowdell Haggins @csteph90.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Minnesota just cyber attacking other states now. Wow, we must be in a civil war.
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Kristy Greenberg @kristygreenberg.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
New rule: if the indictment gets a press conference, the dismissal gets one too
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Slowdell Haggins @csteph90.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Let’s be fair. Natalie Harp typed this out.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
But today in his cabinet meeting, Trump blamed it on American Democrats. Just as he has blamed things many times that Russia and China have done on Americans. He’s not a patriot, he’s the ultimate traitor.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Trump is on the side of Iran and not Minnesota. Congratulations everyone. Apparently J6 wasn't proof enough that he was a danger to the country. Lol
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Slowdell Haggins @csteph90.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
In which the Commander in Chief of the United States sides with the nation the US is actively at war (military excursion, pardon me) with over a state because he doesn’t like the governor.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Got a good job down at the Data Center. I work on the line, and it's hard work but it's honest and the wage is fair; my family and I are grateful for it. I rivet the word "absolutely" onto the little apologies that chatbots do when they misunderstand a prompt.
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is the best he can come up with? "Just trust the AI companies"?
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Slowdell Haggins @csteph90.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
On the one hand we need to heap praise on very special boy, Führer Trump, for delivering Operation Warp Speed and saving all our lives. And on the other hand, we must publicly shame, burn and hang übel Fauci for delivering lethal Warp Speed injection vials that took so many of our lives.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
At least this time when the lazy bastards used AI to do their job they didn’t blow up a girls elementary school.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
All of this is happening simply because Trump and his criminal defense lawyer Blanche refuse to reverse Trump’s immunity from IRS audits as well as the slush fund to pay off his criminal cronies with taxpayer dollars. Those are the only 2 things Tillis & Cornyn want.
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Slowdell Haggins @csteph90.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Congressman: I don’t know if you’ve heard of this batshit mischaracterization of reality that dumb people eat up on the internet and that I’m repeating here on TV Newsmax host: Yup…mhmmm…
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Jack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Still from Rogue One. An imperial commander asks Mads Mikkelson

"Bluesky? Really? A man of your talents?"


He responds: "its a simple life."
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tomorrow’s news today: A source tells Axios that talks with Iran are progressing! Friday: in a Fox interview Trump says he will end Iranian civilization Saturday: a source tells Axios talks with Iran are progressing! Sunday: in a Fox interview Trump says he will end Iran civilization Saturday
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Slowdell Haggins @csteph90.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Is this that trump derangement syndrome I keep hearing about
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i cant believe the ceasefire thrown together at the last minute as a bit for a sex criminals 80th birthday party has fallen apart
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